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Porn Stars: Victoria Sin, Valerie Vasquez
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Miles Long
Full DVD Review: Muff #02

Sweet merciful porn god, it's Victoria fucking Sin! Is there a better example of a true whore anywhere else on the planet? If there is, I haven't seen her. Nor do I feel the need to go looking. Victoria is capable of satisfying anybody's most primal of urges. She's the greatest thing to ever spread her legs on-camera, and you can quote me on that. Whether enduring a five-guy gangbang, spanking the hell out of a bonded bitch boy or taking the kitchen sink up her ass, Victoria handles it all. Valerie could learn a lesson or two from the master, although she seems to be off to a fabulous start herself. Valerie is nice enough to bring the one item to this scene that Victoria can't: tits. Because despite her many virtues, Victoria is not physically or surgically blessed in the boob department.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 20, 2010
Rebel Tags: Valerie Vasquez, Victoria Sin, X-Worx, Directed By Miles Long, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Euro, Interracial, Latina, Lesbian, Toys

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Porn Stars: Charlie Laine, Cherry Poppens, Faith Leon, Holly Wellin, Naudia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Valerie Vasquez
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Randy Spears
Full DVD Review: Bad News Bitches

A lesbian pool party. Why the hell not? It's not like this story had any possible hope of working toward a meaningful conclusion. Randy needed a big finish to make up for a woeful lack of acting skill. Nine lesbians munching box on a sunny day will have to suffice. It looks like a lot of fun, especially if you've got a wet pussy that needs lickin'. For those of us who don't, enjoy the clam feast.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 1, 2009
Rebel Tags: Charlie Laine, Cherry Poppens, Faith Leon, Holly Wellin, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Naudia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, Valerie Vasquez, AMA Video, Directed By Randy Spears, Asian, Blonde, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Euro, Feature, Interracial, Latina, Lesbian, Outdoor, Red Head, Rimjob, Toys

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Porn Stars: Paris, Devon Daskalos, Tyla Wynn, Valerie Vasquez, Sara Stone, Myah Monroe, Kylee King, Jessi Summers, Jenaveve Jolie, Jassie, Emilianna, Courtney Simpson, Brooke Haven, August Night
Produced by: Vertigo and Directed By Bobby Manila
Full DVD Review: Vulvapalooza

A roomful of porno bitches who are all sizing each other up while trying to be the sexiest or the most badass? Fuck, dude, that's practically my worst nightmare. You have no idea the amount of estrogen flying around this set. In any other situation, a full-blown catfight would certainly erupt. Thank your lucky stars that these whores are paid for sexual performances. The lure of a paycheck helps to keep everyone in line and put lips to twat. Look, I'm confident there are a few alpha whores in this mix who want to get their hands on some of the others. The simple law of averages proves that one! Still, scanning over the group, I'm sad to report that there isn't a clear, sought-after hottie whom everyone wants to fuck. Not that any of them would own up to it if they did. You want to see some politics played out? Put a bunch of porn valley whores in a confined space and see what happens.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: August Night, Brooke Haven, Courtney Simpson, Devon Daskalos, Emilianna, Jassie, Jenaveve Jolie, Jessi Summers, Kylee King, Myah Monroe, Paris, Sara Stone, Tyla Wynn, Valerie Vasquez, Vertigo, Directed By Bobby Manila, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Group, Lesbian, Teen, Toys

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Porn Stars: Valerie Vasquez
Produced by: Bizarre Video and Directed By Max Paradise
Full DVD Review: Creamy Toes

I've smoked enough in my lifetime to know that Valerie Vasquez is either really high or really skeptical about doing this scene. Maybe one influenced the other? It makes sense if you listen to the fabricated back story Max embellishes to set the stage for another glorious foot fucking. I gotta hand it to the dude - he makes bullshit roll off the tongue better than a chick with a cup and a friend. If only Valerie were able to do the same, there might be some semblance of something going on here. Unfortunately, she looks like she'd rather be sitting at home watching Adult Swim and munching on Totino's® Pizza Rolls. Mmmm, that actually sounds like a fantastic idea.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 27, 2008
Rebel Tags: Valerie Vasquez, Max Paradise, Bizarre Video, Directed By Max Paradise, Blowjob, Foot, Interracial, Latina

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Porn Stars: Valerie Vasquez
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Full DVD Review: OUI

Seriously, how drunk is this chick? Valerie can barely sit up straight, let alone do a sexy scene. However, there is something primal about what she's doing with her dildo. It's probably because every woman you've fucked in recent memory has been twice as drunk. As they say in "The 40 Year Old Virgin," there is an instinct in every man that tells him to hit on drunken bitches. Well, my friends, they don't get much more drunk than Valerie and still have the energy to spread their legs on their own.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 25, 2007
Rebel Tags: Valerie Vasquez, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Brunette, Masturbation, Toys

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Porn Stars: Kelly Kline, Samantha Ryan, Valerie Vasquez
Produced by: Feline Films and Directed By David Christopher
Full DVD Review: Decadent Divas #28

There's teasing, and then there's "trying too hard." I'm inclined to describe Kelly Kline's random gyrations as the latter. Then again, maybe the idea of you sitting at home with your dick in your hands really does make her uncontrollably hot. How should I know? She's certainly not lacking for intensity, as she assumes the roll of leader in this triad of decadence. Samantha and Valerie seem willing enough to comply with her demands. With the conviction of a drill sergeant, Kelly barks out orders to everyone within earshot, including you. Dude, don't stop stroking or she'll jump through the screen and yank your sack off!

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 30, 2007
Rebel Tags: Kelly Kline, Samantha Ryan, Valerie Vasquez, Feline Films, Directed By David Christopher, Blonde, Brunette, Interracial, Latina, Lesbian, Outdoor, Piercing, Threesome, Toys