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Porn Stars: Claudia Adkins
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
Dale DaBone (aka Johnny College) is wearing the exact same sweater and cargo pant combo that I used to rock back in the day. Fortunately, my fashion sense has continued to develop and is no longer this sad. Almost as sad as being able to cram eight fingers between a female's legs. Who finds that sexy? I can initially see the novelty angle, but eventually, those holes end up with a cock in them. And unless Claudia Adkins has the most pliable pussy lips on Earth, nobody wants to throw a half-inch pipe in a two-inch drain.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Claudia Adkins, Dale DaBone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: Nikita Denise
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: La Femme Nikita Denise
My dear lord, Chris Cannon is the WORST! He's the Kevin Costner of porn, barely better than a high school drama club loser. Despite being decked out in a suit with sunglasses and holding a gun, Chris still manages to come off like a pussy. Nikita Denise is literally wearing camo spandex chaps, and she commands more respect. I guess that makes sense. After all, she's supposed to be a world-class spy. A woman of few words, Nikita is able to turn the tables with a quick grab of Chris' crotch. But I wish that she had done it much earlier. Chris can definitely bone a whore, although he shouldn't be allowed to talk on-camera ever again.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 20, 2010
Rebel Tags: Nikita Denise, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: Belladonna
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: The Heist
Unless you've been living under a Mormon rock for the past five years, you are familiar with Belladonna. Even if you weren't exposed to unhealthy amounts of pornographic content like me, then you're somewhat aware of her existence. She's the stupid whore that calls into the Jason Ellis show occasionally. She also might have appeared in a "Best Of" segment around the holidays. Naturally, I mean "stupid whore" in the most complimentary way possible. How would you describe someone who gets the bebe® logo tattooed across her knuckles? What is she sponsored by them? I'm all for advertising in creative places and product placement. But I don't want to be solicited by the porn that I'm jerking off to. Sidebar: When did Nikko Knight get his balls pierced?!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Belladonna, Nikko Knight, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Feature, Tattoo, V8
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Porn Stars: Summer Storm
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: The Heist
There are a million and one ways to subdue a security guard, depending on the situation involved. At a bank, a Taser or stun gun is probably the best. At the White House, it would take something more creative. At a sperm depository, a mundane hummer is an effective course of action. I can't imagine that those guys give rat's ass about their job. Getting blown for a few vials of man batter seems like a harmless tradeoff. It may be gross incompetence in the workplace, but how often can you expect to fuck a smoking hot felon in front of a roomful of people?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Summer Storm, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: Sana Fey, T.J. Hart, Taylor Moore
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #07
Some of you may remember this "Woody" from a previous volume of "Hot Bods And Tail Pipe." Honestly, it's not important how they get to the party - it's what happens when they arrive. Sana Fey, T.J. and Taylor are well under way on their own. These nymphos have polished off enough bottles of wine to start stripping during the small talk and introductions. There are few things in this world more sexually intimidating than a drunken mega-whore. Imagine three of them in the same group. Hersch is a brave man. He's lucky that Taylor helps him out by making it her mission to keep Sana's pussy satisfied.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 5, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sana Fey, T.J. Hart, Taylor Moore, Herschel Savage, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Group, Red Head, Rimjob, Toys, V8
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Porn Stars: Ariel X.
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Oren Cohen
Full DVD Review: So Low
I've rocked the studded belt since the sixth grade, and never has it occurred to me to use it in the filthy ways like Ariel X. does here. Who knew that you could take such a common fashion accessory and turn it into a masturbatory aid? But it's a benefit exclusive to women and unlike most of their sex toys. A girl can't pass off her pocket rocket as a necklace. There's certainly no dual purpose for the plug-in vibrating wand that I can think of. Maybe you could throw a butt plug on a keychain or something.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 28, 2010
Rebel Tags: Ariel X., Tight Fit, Directed By Oren Cohen, Bondage, Brunette, Masturbation, Toys, V8
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Porn Stars: Nikki Hunter
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: 3 Holers
You can always count on Nikki Hunter for a running commentary of what she's doing. Maybe that's why she makes such a popular radio personality. Nikki can listen to the sound of her own voice for hours on end and never get bored. Matter of fact, the only way to shut her up is to shove a dick in her mouth. Even then, she still manages to grunt a few slobbery moans of approval. Nothing can stop Nikki from encouraging the cock. That goes for both real and synthetic phalluses. Believe me - there is plenty of each in this scene. I had initially questioned how they planned on pulling off the advertised "three holing" with two studs. Once the dildo doubles up with Rick and slams the hell out of Nikki's box, my hand went down rather quickly.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Nikki Hunter, Rick Masters, Talon, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Double Penetration, Gaper, Piercing, Toys, Two On One, V8
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Porn Stars: Estelle Lawrence, Jewel De'Nyle
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Vice Squad
Before you start getting all excited, thinking that your teenage boy fantasies might come true - there is no such thing as Vice Squad. (Well, not yet. We're working on it.) Three beautiful, gun-toting hookers won't bust into your room the second that you break out the porno mags and then force you into fucking them instead. It's just you and your cock, and that's the way it is. However, you can still enjoy Lee Stone's good fortune. He has the pleasure of experiencing Jewel De'Nyle and Estelle Lawrence together at the same time. They have to make sure that he doesn't waste even a single sperm. If their pussies get licked, fucked and gaped in the process, then so be it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Estelle Lawrence, Jewel De'Nyle, Lee Stone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Feature, Rimjob, Threesome, Toys, V8
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Porn Stars: Julie Night, Kami Andrews
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
Full DVD Review: Slut Wives #02
There's a lot to like about this scene. First and foremost, Kami Andrews and Julie Night are fantastic together. They develop awesome chemistry with Rick and Andrew (playing their respective husbands) but also amongst themselves before the guys even come into the picture. Fans of toys will certainly love the extensive collection of enormous dildos. Julie is partial to her mini egg, which ends up fully engulfed in her ass at one point. You have to expect wildness when two such adventurous swinger couples mix it up. They encourage each other to go that extra step for the sake of sexual exploration. The four of them put on the best-damned group sex show that you're likely to see.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Julie Night, Kami Andrews, Andrew Rivera, Rick Masters, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Group, Money Shot, Toys, V8
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Porn Stars: Melanie Jagger
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Kill For Thrills
Trent's sexual degeneracy soon takes him to extremely dark places. Like spying on his neighbors, for example. Guess who the neighbors are? Melanie Jagger and Lee Stone. Personally, I don't see them together as a couple. Lee tends to go for the meaty musclehead chicks, and Melanie has a reputation for being a bitch. She also hasn't seen the inside of a gym for years. But they sure do make interesting fuck partners. Melanie knows how to handle Lee's trademark "hook" as well as any whore that I've seen. Some girls are into the curve and some aren't. The same can be said for V8. No, not the tomato juice. 4 in the ass and 4 in the pussy is the definition in porno speak. Give it a shot the next time that a drunken sorostitute falls into your bed. Why not? You might land yourself a total freak.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Melanie Jagger, Lee Stone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Feature, V8
