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Porn Stars: Kasorn Swan, Phyllisha Anne, Tawny Ocean
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #06
Is it considered animal cruelty by having a cat this close to naked, skanky bitches? I don't see a feline model release. That cat should sue for defamation of character. Anyway, let's spend a few minutes discussing women. No, not girls, teens, porn stars or hookers. I'm talking about women in general. It's no secret that they hit their sexual peak years later than men. The teen whores in porn movies approach sex much differently than their elder sisters. When you start assembling WOMEN like the ones here, the result is primal and assertive sex. There's no shame left - only a strong desire to get off however they can. Years of experience have introduced them to levels of kink far beyond those of a rookie nympho. So while they may not be as universally pleasing to the eye (Tawny Ocean, I'm looking in your direction), older gals can still rock out a scene.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 21, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kasorn Swan, Phyllisha Anne, Tawny Ocean, Tyce Bune, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Asian, Blonde, Brunette, Gaper, Group, Interracial, Outdoor, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Christgen Wolf, Montana Gunn
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #05
You could probably work my knowledge of classic cars into an episode of Sesame Street, but I recognize awesome when I see it. The "Woody" that Tyce is driving in this scene is Big Titties Megatron awesome! It almost makes Tyce seem cool, despite my better judgment. If that's not a measure of this car's power, then fuck me sideways. Anyone care to guess what the other one is? It's pretty killer as well. Notice I'm not saying much about the whores. It's because compared to the cars, they're fucking beat. Both Montana and Christgen are the type of trashy skanks that you can dredge up at any airport strip club in America. Frankly, I feel bad for the car owners who have to clean bubblegum pussy lip and blown out asshole juice off their respective hoods.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Christgen Wolf, Montana Gunn, Paul Cox, Tyce Bune, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Big Ass, Blonde, Double Penetration, Group, Outdoor
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Porn Stars: Montana Gunn, Tye, Tracy Love
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #04
I've never seen Tyce Buné so happy, as when he's sitting behind the wheel of this pink and white Oldsmobile. Dude, you look like my grandfather driving down Atlantic Avenue in Ocean City. If you're going to tell me that this car is a "chick magnet," then the places you're cruising by are bingo halls and sewing circles. Based on the aging of Montana's hands, she's a postage stamp/four-corner combo away from afternoon applesauce and wheelchair dances. In fact, each of these whores has a body that is on its way out. Tye is probably the best, and she doesn't even get in the mix. Can you blame her? You can't tell me that anyone possibly relishes in Tyce Buné's sweaty old body rubbing on them. Well, maybe Tracy Love does, but that bitch is psycho!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Montana Gunn, Tracy Love, Tye, Tyce Bune, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Blonde, Brunette, Salad Tossing, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Luci Thai
Produced by: Colossal Entertainment and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Cum Sumption Cocktails
Forgive me for saying, but this scene can't hope to hold a candle to the previous two. Luci Thai might have a chance, if she had the same guys. With Tyce Buné in the mix, she is totally hosed. He's like a viral infection that spreads to all the other performers, bringing them down to his level. There's no showmanship involved. He crudely grabs his cock and throws it into whatever hole he can find. That's not a porn star - that's a rapist. The only difference is, Luci Thai is willing to go along with it for a paycheck.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Luci Thai, Anthony Hardwood, Tyce Bune, Colossal Entertainment, Directed By Martin del Toro, Anal, Asian, ATM, Double Penetration, Gaper, Interracial, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Gia Paloma
Full DVD Review: Nasty Hard Sex #04
Normally, in situations like this, I make some comment about how much of a scumbag Tyce Buné is, and how I feel bad for the girl pinned between him and Dic Tracy. Normally, the girl is anyone but Shy Love. Her black hole of suck far outweighs the combined sketchiness of Tyce and Dic. In fact, she is such a negative force that it changes the equation dramatically. Tyce and Dic end up being the ones whom I feel sorry for. They have an up close and personal view of her beaver teeth. They must live with the mental image of Shy's ridiculous face haunting them, doing her nauseatingly transparent moaning. That's a fate I can wish on no man, even someone I despise as deeply as Tyce Buné.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 27, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Dic Tracy, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Gia Paloma, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Double Penetration, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Brooklyn
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Gia Paloma
Full DVD Review: Nasty Hard Sex #04
Brooklyn is a substantial improvement over Shy Love, despite being heavy on the tats and piercings. Some of you might not be totally into her body modifications, but current trends in whores say otherwise. Porn stars like Joanna Angel, Belladonna and Janine Lindemulder have filtered to the top of the heap in recent years. All sport extensive ink. It's one of those mile markers that reviewers will look back on in ten years and say, "What the hell were we thinking?" For now anyway, I support it. I'm even a fan of Brooklyn's nifty skull ensemble. It fits her package. If anything, it's the incessant pressing for her to gag by Tyce that's out of place. Ever fucked somebody who has a completely different style than you? This is obviously one of those cases. There's no chemistry to the scene whatsoever.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 27, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brooklyn, Anthony Hardwood, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Gia Paloma, Brunette, Gagging, Piercing, Tattoo, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Hillary Scott
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Teen Offenders
As soon as I saw Tyce Buné in an XFL jersey, I fast forwarded right through anything that he might have to say. Doing so doesn't give me much context for the scene to go on, but I've watched enough footage of him and Hillary Scott to be able to wing it. This is Hillary pre-boob job. She's not quite as worn out and jaded-looking as we've seen on recent shoots. Her face is thinner for starters. You might also perceive some genuine dedication behind her plastic smile. Well, I don't know how genuine it could possibly be, given that Tyce is the one slinging cock. However, there's a reason why Hillary has had such a successful career. She can feign interest in any guy that she's paired with. It comes with the territory, being a lesbian and all.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hillary Scott, Tyce Bune, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Cream Pie, Teen
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Porn Stars: Ariana Jollee
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Genarro
Full DVD Review: Latin Holes #02
WTF?!? Ariana Jollee is not fucking Latin! So for those of you who clicked on this movie expecting to see Latinas, you'll be sorely disappointed to find a midlevel skank who barely brings dicks to the table in regular gonzo. Who gives a flying fuck about her bullshit party story? Oh wait, you do, because you're Joe Porn Consumer, and you don't know any better. Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but Ariana's lack of olive skin plus her New York accent are a dead giveaway. There's also the fact that no Latina whore would ever put up with Tyce and Alex Sanders' shenanigans. They'd be slapped so fast - they'd think that a fighting chicken was coming after their churros. Then again, the poor wetback slut that I saw at the bank today didn't look too discriminating. And she was cashing a check! You have wonder, why any Latina whose livelihood depends on a couple of lowlife ass bangers wouldn't be applying lipstick at an ATM on a Friday afternoon? That's prime time to hit the Johns when they're flying high on triple digit paydays.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ariana Jollee, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Genarro, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Gianna Lynn
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Genarro
Full DVD Review: Latin Holes #02
Bracketing this five-scener with Ariana is Gianna Lynn. She's not Latin either, although she does have a semi-ethnic look to her. That's more than I can say for the pussy-punching psycho in the opener. But seeing Gianna with Tyce is somewhat of a letdown. Don't you save the best for last or try to go out with a noteworthy performance for the finale? Tyce's dirtbag antics can't be considered an improvement on any of the middle matchups. A two-on-one for this scene would have been a decent effort. Instead, you get an over-aged white dude, pounding his sore-covered cock into a Pilipino fuck pig. Gianna tries to muscle some attitude to keep the energy level high. Unfortunately, Tyce doesn't have the stamina of his younger years. Maybe he should stick to doing the "Screw My Wife" series. Those MILF's always have their RPM's geared lower.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Gianna Lynn, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Genarro, Asian, Interracial, Piercing, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Leah Luv
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Inside Jobs
One day, I hope that someone is scouring the Internet for the perfect quote, and they come across this page. Tyce Buné, you will forever be immortalized as saying, "I tutor people who have some facsimile of an education . . .You should be able to fuckin' read." Really? Maybe Leah Luv didn't get the memo that she was supposed to bring a copy of her education. Do you carry yours with you at all times just in case? Here's a piece of advice for you, Tyce: Knock off the near miss intellectual speak and get to fucking. He's lucky that Leah merely has to whip out her panties to get this scene rolling. If we had to ease into the action based on his unscripted ramblings, we'd be here 'till next week. As far as the sex goes, it's the tried and true Tyce routine. Choking, humping, cream pie, the occasional finger in the ass getting snuck into the mouth. You know - the sophisticated, highbrow stuff.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 4, 2009
Rebel Tags: Leah Luv, Tyce Bune, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Blonde, Cream Pie, Small Tits
