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Porn Stars: Elizabeth Lawrence
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
And then Dick Delaware came along to ruin everything. He's like the shithead that shows up at the party right as everyone is hitting their stride. Immediately the room factions into a bunch of whispering groups. "Who brought Dick?" "I thought that guy wasn't invited." "He drugs girls to sleep with them." "I heard he licks terrible pussy." People start making excuses for why they have to leave, and the party quickly dies. Dick's a bonafide cooler, and he's killed the momentum that this movie had going for it. It's a shame, because Elizabeth Lawrence is a cutie who also loves to get dirty. She HAS been walking around with a butt plug tucked between her cheeks all day.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Elizabeth Lawrence, Dick Delaware, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Gagging, Toys
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Porn Stars: Cassidy Blue
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Interracial Sperm Swallowing #01
Following up Brianna Beach's performance, we have Cassidy Blue. It could be due to her outfit, but her figure isn't going to be turning heads. She's thick and dumpy like a softball player and has an ironic charm to match. Cassidy would make an outstanding lesbian - the real kind, not one of those lipstick phonies that get all the attention in porn. Once she strips down though, the outlook improves dramatically. (A vibrator in the ass never hurt any whore's cause.) Cassidy's stature is undeniably Amazonian, which can be preferable depending on your mood. In my experience, those girls tend to enjoy and appreciate a nasty fuck much more than their skinny counterparts. You also stand a better chance of getting anal, as Cassidy gladly demonstrates.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cassidy Blue, Tee Reel, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Interracial, Tattoo, Toys
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Porn Stars: Christie Lee
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Interracial Sperm Swallowing #01
When you need a solid closer, Christie Lee is always an excellent choice. Just don't make her wait around on set too long - she's liable to down a few cocktails and get sloppy. Personally, those are the fun scenes to watch, but I can understand how a shit-faced teenage porn whore can wear on a director's patience. Stoney must have managed Christie especially well on this particular day. She delivers the quality of performance that has endeared her to so many fans and the greatest reviewer who ever lived. Tyler Knight seems awfully stoked on her dirty dialogue during sex. Of course, putting it in her butt might also be a factor in his delight.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Christie Lee, Tyler Knight, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Interracial, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Staci Thorn
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
Full DVD Review: Double Dip 'Er #04
I don't know what it is about Staci Thorn. But she seems slightly . . .off. Whenever I review her, there's always something in the back of my mind that I can't quite put my finger on. It's not for a lack of talent. Staci has as many hardcore credentials as any other anal queen. Her aggregate scene count might not be as prolific, but durability could be a factor. Perhaps that's it. Maybe Staci is fragile, both mentally and physically, and no amount of double penetration can fix it. Who would believe that's possible?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Staci Thorn, Mark Wood, Steven French, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Gaper, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Dillan Lauren
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
Full DVD Review: Double Dip 'Er #04
Having recently watched "Dillan's Day Off," here's a fresh comparison to illustrate my point of how poorly that movie was shot. While this camerawork is hardly award worthy, it does make use of a tried and true technique ignored by that previously mentioned catastrophe: it moves! Anyway, onto Dillan. She's a pro at butt stuff. Hopefully, that's not some breaking news. Her DP is as solid as you'll find and is potentially more intriguing due to her flexibility. Mark and Alec look as though they're both going balls deep with zero effort. That may sound better in theory than in practice. Does anybody want to slap nuts with another dude, even when tag teaming a whore together?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Dillan Lauren, Alec Knight, Mark Wood, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le, Anal, Brunette, Double Penetration, Tattoo, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Barbara Summer
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
Full DVD Review: Double Dip 'Er #04
I have to assume that in porn (as in real life) there are certain things that women tolerate and certain things that they love. What does that have to do with Barbara Summer? In my esteemed career, I've seen hundreds of whores tolerating a DP for the sake of a paycheck. Barbara Summer seems to truly love getting filled out like a job application. I dare say that she handles a double stuff with aplomb. Think about how much of a slut a chick has to be in order to move gracefully with multiple cocks inside her. I bet that Barbara would make an amazing equestrian.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Barbara Summer, Mark Wood, Steven French, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Euro, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Marie Luv
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
Full DVD Review: Double Dip 'Er #04
Marie Luv = Best Black Porn Whore of All-Time, and you can quote me on that. Go ahead and name me somebody better. You can't! Hell, take the "black" out of it and she's still top five, hands down. You simply don't find chicks with her talent and conditioning every day. First of all, there's not an ounce of fat on Marie's body. Not for everyone, I'll admit - but still an admirable trait in an industry full of alcoholic chubbers. Second, nobody can match her energy. Some girls will go balls to the wall in the beginning and then try to will their way through a scene. They always fade toward the middle. Marie knows how to build it up and climax the action exactly when she wants. She's also able to maintain control with two guys pounding away from all angles. Can you comprehend how fucking difficult that is?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Mark Wood, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le, Anal, Black, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Interracial, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Cherry Poppens, Serenity, Leah Luv
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Lesbian Heaven #02
Nothing squashes an innocent panty pillow fight like a girl showing up with a "harness dong." Gee, that oughta kick things up a notch. Indeed, it does prompt Cherry Poppens to reveal the secret that she's been hiding in her nightstand: another strap-on! But before the ladies can descend upon each other's twats, they have to warm up Cherry and pointlessly suck the rubber cocks. I don't get it. Aren't lesbians with fake dicks an oxymoron? The three of them naked and humping is worth the price of admission though.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cherry Poppens, Leah Luv, Serenity, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blonde, Brunette, Hairy, Lesbian, Piercing, Red Head, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Mikayla Mendez, Barbara Summer
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Lesbian Heaven #02
It's been a while since we've seen Barbara Summer in a girl/girl scene, but she hasn't forgotten how to do it. On the contrary, Barbara seems more at home licking Mikayla's pussy than she does getting her asshole stuffed by two hung studs. Is it possible that her eyes aren't as crooked when she's dyking out? Her tits look much better, so that's an improvement. Even though there isn't a whole lot of energy to go around, the ladies do put on a respectable show. Slow and steady wins the lesbo race.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Barbara Summer, Mikayla Mendez, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Lesbian, Piercing, Tattoo, Toys
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Porn Stars: Kayla Paige, Aurianna Love
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Lesbian Heaven #02
I've seen many lipstick lesbians in my day, and most of them are about as excited as a kid in a dentist's waiting room. That's why I have to appreciate two cuties like Aurianna and Kayla. They don't try to oversell how into each other they are. It's more like they're a couple of co-eds who've come home from the bar, unsuccessful in their quest for male companionship. In such situations, bisexual experimentation amongst women is both allowed and encouraged. OK, so maybe Kayla is way too prepared with the strap-on. It is porn after all. Toys are bound to fly out of nowhere!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Aurianna Love, Kayla Paige, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Lesbian, Toys
