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Porn Stars: Lain Oi
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Hate: A Love Story
How's this for underrated? Lain Oi. I can almost guarantee that you've never heard of her. But after this scene, you may want to check out some of her other work. She's a lunch pail whore with filth appeal - the kind of gal that you may not spot until you've had a few drinks. While Lain won't get nominated for any beauty pageant honors, she is seriously capable of fucking you stupid. Not like Steve does a whole lot to push her, but that isn't the point of the story. "Porn chicks are heads you jerk off with."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 1, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lain Oi, Steve Holmes, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Haley Paige, Harmony Rose
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: The News Girl
If there were a single encompassing dialogue in the history of adult cinema that summed up all of my thoughts and opinions, it'd be this conversation between Frank Bukkwyd and Missy Monroe. I couldn't have said it better myself. Funny how the chemistry generated amongst Haley Paige and Steve Holmes is the product of them pretending to audition for a scene. Role-playing as an aphrodisiac - give it a try sometime! But it's nothing compared to the heat that Harmony brings. Here's evidence of why she was a Legend contract girl. She's a unique breed of box cover porn star. Maybe not the hottest, young nymph or the next teenage hooker, like other companies are dying to hire. Instead, Harmony was more refined in these days, and MAN could she chug a cock!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Haley Paige, Harmony Rose, Steve Holmes, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature, Money Shot, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Katja Kassin
Produced by: Maximum Xposure and Directed By Mysterio
Full DVD Review: DP Wreckage #01
So I'm not into the dog leash routine (being an animal lover), but I can see how that might be a turn-on for some people. Domination is a popular pastime right now. To me, it doesn't get much more dominating in a semi-intimate sense than two guys plowing a girl in both her holes. Maybe add a third cock in there to achieve "air tight," but that's not how Steve and Manuel roll. They're the tag team to end all tag teams. I've never seen a better duo double up on a single chick ever, and that's the plain truth. Katja has certainly participated in countless DP's during her career. At least, here she is in completely capable hands with a couple of studs who know how to make her look as whorish as she can be.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Katja Kassin, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Maximum Xposure, Directed By Mysterio, Anal, ATM, Big Ass, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Euro, Red Head, Rimjob, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Cat Cleevage
Produced by: Sinful Pleasures and Directed By JAG
Full DVD Review: Plastic Penetrations
It may not have been the last time I saw her, but the most memorable instance of Cat Cleevage in our library is her 300 lb gangbang. It's something you tend not to forget, especially with High Pitch Eric making such a notable cameo. Honestly, I can't take her seriously after that. Then again, she is following up Rod Fontana taking a huge double dildo in his ass, so I'm in no position to judge. Any way you slice it, Cat's not attractive, which makes it tough to support her. While you want to see Steve plow her butt with his kaiser rod, it's impossible to ditch those images of stretch marks and bedsores flopping around on top of her. However, this scene does help Cat to bounce back from her previous indiscretions. Still, she needs to shove an assortment of random items up her ass before we let her live down the fatty fuck parade. The parking cone is a start.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: Cat Cleevage, Steve Holmes, Sinful Pleasures, Directed By JAG, Big Tits, Blonde, Toys
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Porn Stars: Charmane Star
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: My Hero
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this might be the longest amount of dialogue that Steve Holmes has ever performed. He usually just tells the girls how beautiful they are and how much he wants them. This self-defense rap might be a thrilling new addition to his bag of tricks. After all, look at the enthusiasm with which Charmane throws him down and rips his pants off. You can't buy that kind of hustle. It can only come from the fear of one's life being in danger. Granted, they're in a thoroughly controlled and safe environment, but what do you think role-playing is?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 1, 2009
Rebel Tags: Charmane Star, Steve Holmes, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Asian, Feature, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Julie Night
Produced by: Maximum Xposure and Directed By Mysterio
Full DVD Review: F Me Hard
I've never known Steve Holmes to do any interracial double teams. He and Domineko are not like Kurt Lockwood/Tee Real or Cheyne Collins/Karl Kinkaid. They just happen to be two dudes of different colors with huge cocks. Luckily, Julie likes her ice cream swirled, not to mention her asshole. It's like a reverse twisty cone being squeezed through her legs, although I don't think they mix in the middle. Try to ignore the sound being off and the generally mismatched feeling of the editing. The in-between bits are definitely worth giving them a little leeway.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 4, 2009
Rebel Tags: Julie Night, Domineko, Steve Holmes, Maximum Xposure, Directed By Mysterio, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Interracial, Piercing, Rimjob, Salad Tossing, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Kendra Allen
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Bait And Tackle
In my humble opinion, there aren't nearly enough giggles and candid reactions in porn. The whores and directors are always trying to put on this façade that sex is this beautiful, perfect occurrence where everyone explicitly knows what the other person is thinking, and everything feels amazing. BULLSHIT! Thus, when a scene like this one comes along, I seriously stand up and take notice. Kendra Allen is too fresh to have honed her style yet. She hardly has any idea what the fuck she's even doing! Because of that, the reactions she puts out are priceless. This is real sex (albeit cleaned up slightly in the editing room), but what you see from Kendra is exactly what you get. Steve Holmes is precisely the guy that you want slinging lumber in a situation like this. He's perverted enough to open her horizons - but experienced enough to know just how far to push her. Fucking outstanding! Or in the words of Kendra herself, "This is awesome."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 16, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kendra Allen, Steve Holmes, American Hardcore, Directed By Martin del Toro, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Mandy Bright
Produced by: Maximum Xposure and Directed By Mysterio
Full DVD Review: Size Queens
What is it about Mandy Bright that drives all the old geezers wild? Is it her creepy, lazy eye? Doubtful. Her inability to form whole sentences in English? Not even close. No, I think it has more to do with her being a filthy whore . . .a strong, silent fuck hole if you will. Mandy doesn't say much. She simply lies back and allows Steve to do anything he wants to her. You have to remember - she's Eastern European. That's sort of in their genes. As for Steve, he's German, and you know how much those Krauts love their scheize.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 28, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mandy Bright, Steve Holmes, Maximum Xposure, Directed By Mysterio, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Euro, Rimjob, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Crystal Ray
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Bend Over And Say Ahh #05
Let's start this off by making one thing perfectly clear: No woman wears thigh highs and garters to the office in this day and age unless she plans on getting paid and laid on company time. Hey, these career-oriented women gotta get their promotions somehow! Rather than spending countless hours and thankless nights slaving away over a keyboard or a filing cabinet, Crystal Ray does her job the old-fashioned way. She gets down on her knees. Don't worry - the garters keep her stockings right where they belong, because looking professional is the first step to success. The second is bending over the nearest desk and taking the boss' "criticism." Everybody gets a dick up their ass in the corporate world eventually. It's only a matter of whether it's literal or figurative.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 10, 2009
Rebel Tags: Crystal Ray, Steve Holmes, Coast to Coast, Directed By Stiv Gators, Anal, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature
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Porn Stars: Ashley Long
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Mr. Pete
Full DVD Review: Mayhem Massacre
Rhiannon's scene was great and all, but this movie totally needs some intensity to finish it off right. That's where Ashley Long comes in. She knows how to deliver a clutch anal performance whenever the call comes down. Working with an old salt like Steve Holmes might as well guarantee a homerun. These two just know how to fuck. It's like watching LeBron and Kobe go one on one. Neither actually gets the best of the other, but their collective game is a thing of beauty. Watching Ashley transition flawlessly from position to position, anal to pussy and back again - you lose track of where they are. That's the way it should be. I hate it when you can tell the structure of the scene and predict what's coming next. This "freestyle" format is much, much better. Even Winston enjoys the view from the patio.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 9, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ashley Long, Steve Holmes, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Mr. Pete, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Euro, Outdoor, Rimjob, Salad Tossing
