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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Martin del Toro
Martin del Toro takes an idea with such promise and turns it into a horrible travesty. How is this movie different from any of the other garbage that he's put out? This one has disclaimers. As I said in scene three, there's no need for disclaimers in porn! The very nature of the media protects you from bullshit people coming after you for bullshit reasons. Nevertheless, we get bombarded with disclaimers about age and relationship. What I don't understand is why? The actors never make specific gratuitous reference to the two of them being related. Just a monumental shitshow with attractive chicks and the occasional ass fucking, if you ask me.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Smash Pictures, Directed By Martin del Toro
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Porn Stars: Tiffany Taylor
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Daddy's Home
Acting this poor can only be overcome by extreme sex appeal. Tiffany Taylor should count herself lucky that she's once again bailed out by her looks. Damnit, how many times is she going to keep doing this? I'm always making excuses for Tiffany based on her hotness. It's like this crazy, porn star mind trick. You see some glossy lips and tanned skin and immediately forget how retarded everything was that came out of her mouth. I'm not lying that Justin's cock is the smartest thing in Tiffany's body - at least, for the moment. But it's a shame that it takes so long for her tits to be revealed. Seeing them raises Tiffany's IQ another 4 or 5 points.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Tiffany Taylor, Justin Magnum, Smash Pictures, Directed By Martin del Toro, Brunette
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Porn Stars: Courtney Cummz
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Daddy's Home
Drunk and angry, Chance Caldwell decides that the best way to punish his wayward girlfriend is to shove his cock in her face. Don't try this at home guys, unless your girlfriend is an enormous whore like Courtney Cummz. The former Zero Tolerance contract girl and all-around super-slut, Courtney attacks Chance's cock with an enthusiasm seldom seen in a failing relationship. When was the last time you caught your girl coming in at 7 AM and she rewarded you with anal? Exactly. This is one of those situations only worthy of fantasy. Then again, only in your fantasies could your pound on a girl like Courtney anyway.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Courtney Cummz, Chance Caldwell, Smash Pictures, Directed By Martin del Toro, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Gaper, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Delilah Strong
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Daddy's Home
Most of us are smart enough to realize that Tony is not Delilah's father. Even if you were the do-gooding douche bag type to report a movie to the Feds because it presents incestuous situations, wouldn't you have had to rent or purchase the movie first? Putting disclaimers in porn never made sense to me. What kind of asshole attacks the filth that he just jerked off to? Anyway, that's been bugging me since the first scene. Onward to Tony and Delilah. She's not his daughter, as we already established. Delilah happens to be the half-his-age whore whom Tony gets to fuck today. That must be a blast from her perspective. Hope she creams her pants for Jaguars. (Sidebar: Jaguar is my new word for older, DILFy men who go after young chicks - a clever play off Cougar.)
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Delilah Strong, Tony Tedeschi, Smash Pictures, Directed By Martin del Toro, Blonde, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Hillary Scott
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Daddy's Home
I gotta laugh at how little time it takes Hillary Scott to go from "Hmmm, what is this thing?" to cramming it in her pussy. I read in JAMA that there is a connection hardwired into every woman's brain, which allows them to recognize phallic objects and insert them in their orifices. Guys have the opposite wiring. We see openings that we can put our dicks into and are usually dumb enough to try. Speaking of dumb, this is why people don't give Brett Rockman speaking roles. He's fuckin' awful. All the romantic buildup with Hillary and her toy is destroyed by Brett's antics. They spend the entire rest of the scene trying to get back to that magic.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Hillary Scott, Brett Rockman, Smash Pictures, Directed By Martin del Toro, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Double Penetration, Gagging, Toys
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Porn Stars: Tiffany Rayne
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Daddy's Home
There are varying levels of stupidity that afflict the average porn whore. Most of them fall somewhere around a six - moderately retarded yet able to communicate. Occasionally, you'll come across a nine or a ten. They're the ones too stoned to know what's going on until a director yells, "Spread your legs!" Tiffany Rayne chimes in right below that range. She's able to form sentences, although few are complete thoughts. Luckily, Tiffany can suck a cock with the best of them and lets Alex Sanders do whatever he wants to her. Smart move on her part.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Tiffany Rayne, Alex Sanders, Smash Pictures, Directed By Martin del Toro, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Cream Pie, Editor's Choice, Piercing, Toys
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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Daddy's Home
Pay close attention or you might miss Brett Rockman shit talking on China Barbi. If ever there were a porn chick that deserved as vicious a tongue-lashing as anyone could dish out, it'd be her.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Smash Pictures, Directed By Martin del Toro, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Haley Paige
This movie is strange in a lot of ways. On account of that, I decided to give it two Editor's Choice tags. Both selections are equally deserving of the honor for different reasons. However, one or two scenes weren't as successful - thus, I couldn't extend the EC to the whole title. It came close though. Granted, maybe I'm biased because it's directed by Haley Paige. Why can't I be a fan, too? Certainly, there is nothing wrong with enjoying someone's work . . .or their body . . .or in this case, their sense of humor - the single biggest ingredient that struck me about this flick. It's funny in the same way that watching high people is funny, as long as you're high as well.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Smash Pictures, Directed By Haley Paige
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Porn Stars: Haley Paige, Joanna Angel
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Haley Paige
Full DVD Review: Virgin Territory
It's about time that somebody showed a sense of humor in a porn movie without it being campy or from the VHS era. Sorry, Randy Spears - you're getting outdated. Leave it to James Deen and new school talent, Joanna Angel, to carry the torch. I would include Haley Paige in with them, but she's not capable of carrying anything anymore. Joanna is the current "it girl" in the adult and mainstream community. People seem to totally dig her, and it's easy to see why. She's sexy enough that you want to see her fuck, but she's also personable and funny. For anyone who has taken my advice and started listening to the Jason Ellis Show on Sirius, you'll definitely agree. Red Dragons!!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Haley Paige, Joanna Angel, James Deen, Smash Pictures, Directed By Haley Paige, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Cum Swap, Editor's Choice, Gaper, Tattoo, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Haley Paige
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Haley Paige
Full DVD Review: Virgin Territory
Wow, a Steve Austin sighting! He's doing a POV blowjob with Haley Paige no less. That's double awesome. Not only is Steve ironically hilarious, but Haley gives FANTASTIC POV head. This scene is so simple and hot, while ending with an enormous load to the face. Nice work, Haley!!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Haley Paige, Steve Austin, Smash Pictures, Directed By Haley Paige, Blowjob, Brunette, Money Shot, POV
