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Porn Stars: Sophia
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
This is going to sound weird. But in all his many scenes, I can't recall Sledge Hammer finger-blasting a bitch. I mean like seriously working over a pussy. Here he probes Sophia's box with his black sausage hands. She seems appreciative - as every girl, slut, whore or mother out there enjoys some diligent digital diddling occasionally. It's an excellent way to prep the field for the game without getting too involved. And with Sophia, Sledge's caring touch pays off in spades. If you don't spend enough time priming her motor, Sophia has been known to shut down. Instead, this one goes the distance.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sophia, Sledge Hammer, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Interracial, Outdoor, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Annette Schwarz
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Interracial Sperm Swallowing #01
This will sound weird, given her international celebrity, but Annette Schwarz is the first girl in this movie who doesn't strike me as appealing. Her eyes are tired and heavy. Her hair is dry and burnt. Maybe those repeated trips to the Sex Box are starting to take their toll. Annette doesn't "pop" the way that Brianna and Cassidy did. Not like they were supreme porn stars by any means, but each had her own unique vibe. If anything, Annette's would be her accent and her body. However, was she blowing coke all night? Drink some coffee and drop some Visine®, please! It's a shame to let such sexual skill go to waste because your face resembles a drunken, gangbanged sorostitute.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Annette Schwarz, Sledge Hammer, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Blonde, Euro, Interracial, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Brooke Scott
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Charlie Manson
Full DVD Review: Black On White Camel Toe
I'll tell you this much right now: Brooke Scott won't be confused for your typical porn star. No peroxide has ever touched her hair, and those chubby C-cup boobs are a byproduct of the twenty extra pounds that she's carrying around. Ironically enough, Brooke's average characteristics make her stand out much more than were she dolled up like a bimbo. Everyone knows that black guys prefer their bitches "thicker." Brooke needs the ample cushion to handle the girth that Sledge Hammer intends on throwing at her. Give this pudgy whore some credit - she hangs in way longer than I would have expected a girl of her stature to last.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brooke Scott, Sledge Hammer, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Charlie Manson, Big Ass, Brunette, Interracial, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Heather Pink
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
Full DVD Review: Gia Has A Negro Problem
I had to go back and check through the American Vice archives to see if Heather Pink had ever appeared on our site before. Amazingly, we have five scenes of her! How did I not recognize those tits immediately? Being so odd looking, you'd expect them to stand out more. It wasn't until I reread some of my former reviews that I realized why Heather faded from my memory. She sucks. Not as a human being - I won't go that far. Heather simply sucks as a porn star. Although she's a squirter, there's no sense sugarcoating it. Heather is combative and static. Despite her screams and moans, it's debatable whether she enjoys sex at all. Elvis this bitch and let a sleeping dog lie.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 6, 2010
Rebel Tags: Heather Pink, Sledge Hammer, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le, Blonde, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Renee Pornero
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #10
What sort of friend shows up at your house like it's a place to lay pipe? Well, when you're a voyeuristic pervert like Stoney, you probably encourage uncouth behavior. On second thought - I don't feel bad for this guy at all. Bring on the whore! The young lady so smitten with Sledge Hammer is none other than Renee Pornero. She's the foreign broad with a whole pack of Big League Chew® hanging between her legs. Stands to reason that Renee would be as loose as a pirate cannon, but don't jump to that conclusion. Her roast beef lips belie the tiny twat hidden behind them. Fortunately, Sledge is able to put that muscular build to work and power right in there.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 5, 2010
Rebel Tags: Renee Pornero, Sledge Hammer, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Euro, Interracial, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Brynn Brooks
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Harry Palm
Full DVD Review: Blacks In Blondes #01
Canadians are superior at two things: hockey and breeding blonde whores. Consider Brynn Brooks the latest in a long tradition of hotties to head south toward Los Angeles in pursuit of a career showing her body to the American public. We've got Pamela Anderson to thank for opening those floodgates. And even though Brynn Brooks will never leverage her porn career into a lucrative deal with the people at FOX, the precedent has been established. Her getting nutted on by two black dudes is just an unfortunate hazard of the business. Don't feel bad for Brynn though. At least, she didn't have to fuck Hugh Hefner!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brynn Brooks, Lee Bangs, Sledge Hammer, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Harry Palm, Blonde, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Holly Wellin
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Harry Palm
Full DVD Review: Blacks In Blondes #01
Now you might think that a girl who claims to be eighteen would never own a pair of stripper panties. (They clasp or Velcro® on the side, so you don't have to slide them over your feet.) In any other case, my logical mind would agree with you. However, I happen to have personal experience in the matter, thereby providing an argument to the contrary. Which is a very subversive way of indicating that I hooked up with an eighteen-year-old chick on spring break who wore stripper panties. To this day, I fondly recall the easy access like Holly's. Although she's got them entirely off before the guys show up. Doesn't get much easier access than that!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Holly Wellin, Lee Bangs, Sledge Hammer, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Harry Palm, Blonde, Euro, Interracial, Outdoor, Teen, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Alexandra Nice, Bobbi Bliss
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #08
I thought that Envy and Sonya had this one sewn up, but Alexandra and Bobbi are determined to give them a run for their money. I must have forgotten how gorgeous Alexandra is. Either that or she got herself a flattering cut and color, because she looks fantastic. Bobbi, on the other hand, is a train wreck. She's the sloppy last-resort that you end up fucking when every other option has been exhausted. Or if you're industrious, hit it at the beginning of the evening and then try to work on something better as the night progresses. That seems to be Sledge Hammer's plan, although saving up his nut is far from necessary. Let it fly, Sledge - you can always make more!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 23, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alexandra Nice, Bobbi Bliss, Sledge Hammer, Stoney Curtis, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Big Tits, Euro, Group, Interracial, Red Head, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Steffi Kraft
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #09
Stoney can't seem to let go of calling Sledge Hammer, "Jefferson." Dude, it's volume nine. Time to drop the stupid fantasy, especially given these ridiculous circumstances. Don't mind this conspicuous poolside blanket. It doesn't resemble anything that a PA would set up for two people to fuck on. "What's that? You're a foreign exchange student? Oh, well then allow me to immediately pull my dick out of my sweatpants. No need for formalities." Steffi Kraft is probably all too familiar with the "stretch and grab" routine. Not only because she's a whore, but she's also got a lot of miles on her. Teen dream? More like MILF retread.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 17, 2010
Rebel Tags: Steffi Kraft, Sledge Hammer, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Euro, Interracial, Outdoor
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Porn Stars: Lyla Lei
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Jax
Full DVD Review: Shove It In My Ass
One look at Lyla Lei and Sledge Hammer together brings up the age-old question: "How is that going to fit into THAT?" It's a miracle of nature. They can crossbreed Shih Tzus with Rottweilers for fuck's sake, and those creatures rely on instinct and feel. At least, Lyla and Sledge have a higher consciousness to help them make calculated decisions. Not much higher in Lyla's case, but still . . .she does manage to tie him up. They need to be a lot more careful than your average pooch pairing. Sledge could cause some serious damage to Lyla's nether regions were he to start humping away wildly. Ever see the "Dirty Jobs" where Mike goes to the alpaca farm? It's a cautionary tale of what can happen when you hump recklessly.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lyla Lei, Sledge Hammer, Tight Fit, Directed By Jax, Anal, Asian, ATM, Bondage, Interracial, Toys
