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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Marco Banderas
Full DVD Review: P.O.V.: For Your Eyes Only

They couldn't have brought in a couple more guys for this scene, huh? You know - maybe given them whips, chains, brass knuckles, trench knives . . .a steel mace. I'd be willing to accept pretty much anything capable of knocking Shy's teeth out of her head. If they didn't want to be so conspicuous about the weaponry, Ben English's cock would have sufficed. His pumped-up member has been known to club a bitch from time to time. Oh well, we'll have to make do with Talon and Marco. They're more interested in fucking Shy than reorganizing her dental structure.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 12, 2010
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Marco Duato, Talon, Tight Fit, Directed By Marco Banderas, Anal, Big Tits, Brunette, POV, Two On One

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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Riveted Rectums #01

Shy Love is best off not asking questions about what I want to see. My disdain for her might lead to some fairly creative answers. "Wanna see me get bashed in the face with a pole that you dredged from the local waste treatment facility?" Yes, I do. Anything to help soften up those beach ball tits would be an improvement, not to mention knocking out her oversized beaver teeth. Why can't Talon and Brad Baldwin spend the entire scene taking turns frapping Shy's face with crowbars? Talk about something to jerk off to!

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 21, 2010
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Brad Baldwin, Talon, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Double Penetration, Gaper, Two On One

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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Psycho Love

Ignoring the obvious insult that you would expect me to make about Shy Love having the personality of a blowup doll, there's a lot more going on here than her plastic brain can deal with. She's essentially a fuck vessel - an empty shell of a human being, built solely for the pleasure and satisfaction of whatever man fills her up. That's some heavy shit to draw from a porn scene with an inflatable masturbation device. It's also the most philosophical endeavor that Shy Love has done in her entire life. For that, she deserves to wash cum out of her hair and eyes.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 25, 2010
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Reno, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Big Tits, Brunette, Feature

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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Miles Long
Full DVD Review: X Vision

For once, I'm glad that the audio doesn't allow the performers' moaning and breathing to come through. I'm still trying to devise a way to digitally add a paper bag over Shy Love's face, but she'd probably beaver chomp right through it anyway. Nevertheless, the scene is slightly more tolerable without Shy's transparent embellishments. It gives you the opportunity to focus on her in whatever capacity you choose. Should you be one of the few people that actually enjoys Shy Love, you're in luck. The visuals here are stunning. If you're like me and prefer to focus on Shy's many flaws, then you can have a field day picking out every single detail about her that sucks.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 14, 2010
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Van Damage, X-Worx, Directed By Miles Long, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Outdoor

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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Gia Paloma
Full DVD Review: Nasty Hard Sex #04

Normally, in situations like this, I make some comment about how much of a scumbag Tyce Buné is, and how I feel bad for the girl pinned between him and Dic Tracy. Normally, the girl is anyone but Shy Love. Her black hole of suck far outweighs the combined sketchiness of Tyce and Dic. In fact, she is such a negative force that it changes the equation dramatically. Tyce and Dic end up being the ones whom I feel sorry for. They have an up close and personal view of her beaver teeth. They must live with the mental image of Shy's ridiculous face haunting them, doing her nauseatingly transparent moaning. That's a fate I can wish on no man, even someone I despise as deeply as Tyce Buné.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 27, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Dic Tracy, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Gia Paloma, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Double Penetration, Two On One

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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Marty Zion
Full DVD Review: Liquid

It doesn't matter how short this scene is. Any minute that you have to spend looking at Shy Love's repugnant beaver grin is one minute too long. You know it has to be bad when a whore with big, fake boobs like hers and an admittedly incredible ass can't overcome the simple detriment of an overbite. Well, there's also Shy's awful attitude toward anyone and anything that doesn't align itself with her own conceited worldview. Keep in mind, Shy's misguided notions are based on absolutely nothing. This is a gash who thinks that half of 6.28 is pie. Her IQ increases based on what dude happens to be in her at the time. If I had to wager, I'd put it somewhere in the low 60's with Talon stuffed up her pooper. That's only a guess though - I still have to work out my complex algorithm.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 25, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Talon, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Marty Zion, Anal, Big Tits, Brunette, Toys

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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Mark Wood
Full DVD Review: Quick Draw

If I'm to be forced into watching Shy Love, then I guess this is the best situation. Fast and hard, get it over with as quickly as possible. The less time she has to showboat for the camera, the better. Coming in under twelve minutes, that's an average of eighteen minutes spared from having to see her beaver teeth, balloon tits and droopy dog eyes. You think it's any coincidence that Mark turns her around doggiestyle first? Fuck no! The dude needs a break from her ghastly features, in order to build up enough sex drive to make it through the scene. Nobody is indicting the quality of her holes. That would be ludicrous. Nevertheless, the preferred approach is to eliminate looking at her face while plowing into them.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Mark Wood, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Mark Wood, Anal, Big Tits, Brunette

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Porn Stars: Trixie Cas, Shy Love
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Sack The Wetback

This scene would be so much better, if Shy Love weren't allowed to speak in it. Simply dub over her voice with the forest sounds of beavers gnawing down trees. Or skip the meaningless dialogue all together and introduce the wrestlers. Like it or not, they're the stars of this show. You'd like to think that it's the whores gobbling cock and spreading their legs at will. However, whenever those masks are in the frame, your eyes are drawn to them. Sort of like how they're drawn to Trixie's massive spit wads that the guys churn up by probing deep into her throat. Damn impressive and perhaps even more so than the side-by-side DP, which crescendos the gangbang in a symphony of grunts and squeals.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 10, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Trixie Cas, Alex Sanders, Barry Scott, Jerry, Talon, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Anal, Costumes, Double Penetration, GangBang, Interracial, Latina

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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Mark Wood
Full DVD Review: Sole Man

Of all Shy Love's body parts that I don't want to see, her feet come in a distant second to her beaver teeth. Nevertheless, they're still the runner-up. You can tell by the scuffmarks on her shoes that she's done her fair share of working in them. Strutting around on stage, hitting the casino floor or trolling for Johns on the Boulevard - don't think for a moment that Shy is above such endeavors. She's a whore - this is what whores do. They feign interest for a guy's benefit and their own financial security. Oh, there's no question that she LOVES the way Mark Wood plays with her feet. Giving him a footjob sends her into a realm of ecstasy unfathomable to the common woman. I'm also aware that hot dogs are made of tender veal.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Mark Wood, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Mark Wood, Anal, Big Tits, Brunette, Foot

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Porn Stars: Michelle B., Shy Love
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Corey Jordan
Full DVD Review: Swap The Pop #02

Shy Love picked a horrendous time to pop up in this movie. As if the first scene wasn't bad enough, now I have to listen to her bucktooth, skank-nasty, insincere phoniness? Go drive your car off an AIDS cliff, you delusional cunt! Note to self: Michelle B. is fucking awesome. Besides having enormous tits, her British accent is also wonderfully unique. She's the only thing keeping me from reaching through my screen and anal blasting Chiclet® mouth with a football. In my unbiased opinion, Michelle fucks circles around Shy. Although technically, Reno does most of the fucking.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Michelle B., Shy Love, Reno, No Boundaries, Directed By Corey Jordan, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Cum Swap, Euro, Threesome