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Porn Stars: Joelean
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Dan Azcarate
Full DVD Review: Pornstar Playhouse
Remember how I said earlier that Anthony Hardwood was living every pool boy's dream? Well, the same can be said for Sergio and the ever-growing population of Mexican gardeners. (Get it? Growing?) What self-respecting wetback wouldn't love to trim Joelean's hedges? Chicanos aren't afraid of some pain, regardless of how many kinky swings, whips and toys that she busts out. Sergio is though. He whines like a little bitch when Joelean starts flogging him. Way to be traditional, dude. This scene could have been so much more interesting, if she were allowed to let her imagination run wild. Instead, it's your typical fuck and nut.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 8, 2010
Rebel Tags: Joelean, Sergio, X-Worx, Directed By Dan Azcarate, Blonde, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Asia
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Jax
Full DVD Review: Tight Teen
I can't begin to tell you how much I dislike Asia. Not the continent or the ethnic group. I'm talking about the unoriginal ghetto hooker featured in this scene. She's heinous in both form and function. First of all, there's her extensive tattooing. It literally takes a concerted effort to place that much ink on your body and have every inch of it suck. Next is her accent. What'd she do, grow up on the Southside of Tokyo? The final deal breaker is her zombie eyes. She can't control them. They roll back into her head cavity (probably due to a lack of brain matter) every five seconds. It's supposed to be a blowjob, not a horror show. How could anyone hope to cum while looking down at that Marie Madison mug?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 23, 2010
Rebel Tags: Asia, Sergio, Tight Fit, Directed By Jax, Anal, Asian, ATM, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Chanel Chavez
Produced by: Colossal Entertainment and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Fuck The Boss
In terms of style points, Sara has Chanel beat all day long. This transition is about as natural as a tan on "Jersey Shore." However, what she lacks in smooth sexual instigation, Chanel more than makes up for with her execution. She's easily the best lay so far in the title. The sexy Latina knows how to work Sergio's cock and the camera at the same time. Anyone who's had a job in a kitchen will be sure to appreciate their choice of fucking apparatus. Some of you may even recognize the familiar sound of ass skin slapping against stainless steel. Be it church kitchen or pizzeria, there's no mistaking the sterile "clang" of sex on a food prep area.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 1, 2010
Rebel Tags: Chanel Chavez, Sergio, Colossal Entertainment, Directed By Martin del Toro, Latina
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Porn Stars: Roxetta
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Searching For The Anal Queen #04
While I wouldn't go so far as to put Roxetta's name on the ballot for a bonafide "Anal Queen," she's definitely an outstanding performer. She delivers more than I expected and with overflowing enthusiasm. Roxetta is a clear example of a will to win compensating for a lack of skill. It's something that you don't see a lot in porn whores. Most of the time, they're primadonnas angling for a studio contract before even knowing where the camera is. Face it, girls - none of you are THAT hot. Everyone has their flaws, and nobody will ever be the next Jenna, no matter how much you smile. Roxetta couldn't care less about fame and adoration. She goes out and does the best she can with what she has. That makes her a winner in my book.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Roxetta, Sergio, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Red Head
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Porn Stars: Vanessa Lane
Produced by: Colossal Entertainment and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Cum Sumption Cocktails
Somewhere in the wake of Audrey Hollander, you'll find Vanessa Lane. I can't go so far as to put her in the same category, since she doesn't defile herself to the extent that Audrey does. Vanessa is more committed to self-improvement, hence the braces. She also has never tried to hide her body modifications, probably because she can't afford to take time off from work. Her many boob jobs have been thoroughly chronicled along with her other various exploits. Nevertheless, you've got to admire a whore who is willing to do what it takes to be the best. Nobody shits on pro athletes for hiring spiritual advisors or strength coaches. No need to place a double standard on Vanessa. It requires conditioning and impeccable form to look good in a hardcore gangbang like this.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Vanessa Lane, Andrew Rivera, Sergio, Van Damage, Colossal Entertainment, Directed By Martin del Toro, Brunette, GangBang
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Porn Stars: Julie Night
Produced by: Colossal Entertainment and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Cum Sumption Cocktails
If anybody can give Audrey Hollander a run for her money, it's going to be Julie Night. I completely forgot about her when doling out kudos earlier. I know, I know - how is that even possible? When it comes to dick, Julie is a one-woman juggling act. There is seemingly no limit to the amount of cock that she can handle. Despite having no open holes, she'll always find a place to stash it. I wish that someone would stuff something into Dick Delaware's open hole. No, not his ass - let's keep it hetero. I'm talking about his mouth. Dick instigates far too much man-talking during this gangbang. You can't focus on what's going on with Julie because of his annoying antics. Way to take what could have otherwise been an awesome scene with a filthy whore and ruin it, dude.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Julie Night, Dic Tracy, Dick Delaware, Justin Magnum, Sergio, Colossal Entertainment, Directed By Martin del Toro, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, GangBang, Toys
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Porn Stars: Michelle Sweet
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Let's Play House
I like this scene on all accounts. It's straightforward and avoids trying to do too much. Michelle explains why she's wearing such a slutty outfit, and Sergio doesn't ignore it like an elephant in the room. See? It's not that difficult! Before long, they ease right into hooking up without some zany twist or ridiculous set-up. Once they're in the moment, all bets are off. Michelle has a sexy, meth-fueled grin and energy that could lead a guy to do just about anything. So it's not outside of reason that Sergio goes along with whatever she wants. Despite a willing partner, he never penetrates Michelle's ass, which would have probably been too far for a first time "high school" hookup. Obviously, Michelle gets a facial at the end, but that's about as pornorific as the context demands.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Michelle Sweet, Sergio, No Boundaries, Directed By Uncredited, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Teen
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Porn Stars: Cole Conners
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Sandra Shine
Full DVD Review: Lip's Toes And Hose
Much like Avy Lee Roth, Cole Conners is a loose cannon. Unfortunately, she's overly loud and vocal about it. That's all fine and dandy when she's the star of the scene. But the more people involved, the greater the chance of friction on set. Can you tell that I'm teeing up this two-on-one for failure? It was doomed from the beginning. Cole is focused on Sandra and gives the guys the cold shoulder. That must have totally thrilled them. What's weird is that I don't think Cole has any genuine attraction to her director. The attention itself is her primary need. She has to be the center of everything and completely in control. There's some static that develops, as the guys pound Cole's throat and aggressively impose their will on her. You misogynists will appreciate the roughness, but I try to keep my karma in balance.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Cole Conners, Reno, Sergio, No Boundaries, Directed By Sandra Shine, Brunette, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Sativa Rose
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Genarro
Full DVD Review: Latin Holes #02
Hey, even I'm a sucker for these girls every once in a while. Who isn't completely immune to their charms? After all, I'm still a guy! You should take that to heart, given the amount of titles that I've reviewed. If Sativa Rose is able to elicit a reaction after well over 10,000 scenes, then she's a solid fantasy pick for the casual porn watcher. She's exactly the type of sexy Latina that this movie needs to get back on track. Now granted, the set-up is relatively straightforward. Reno and Sergio are watching football with her, and out of sheer boredom, she decides to instigate a threesome. Happens every day, right? It may, but I doubt that such horny women are as attractive as Sativa is. You find me any red-blooded American man who can resist putting the game on hold for her, and I'll show you a true fan.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sativa Rose, Reno, Sergio, No Boundaries, Directed By Genarro, Editor's Choice, Interracial, Latina, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Melissa Lauren
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Corey Jordan
Full DVD Review: Butts 2 Nuts #05
This is probably the most young and enthusiastic that I've ever seen Melissa Lauren. What'd somebody put an extra shot in her latte? Nah, that's impossible, because she's not allowed to eat prior to an anal scene. Hey, if you were putting things in your butt that go directly into your mouth, then you wouldn't want to take any chances either. Credit Melissa for being wise beyond her years. Sergio and Cheyne are the types of guys who like to blow off steam by releasing frustration on whatever whore they can find between them. This means that Melissa is bound to be shaken up during the encounter. Though I must say, the guys are gentle when it comes to the DP, notwithstanding the hectic interludes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Melissa Lauren, Cheyne Collins, Sergio, No Boundaries, Directed By Corey Jordan, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Euro, Two On One