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Porn Stars: Alana Evans, Nikki Lynn
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Porno Chick
Briana Banks would have been the life of the party were she actually alive. Even as comatose as she is, most of the guys still prefer her to Alana and Nikki. But for every set of tits in the world, there is a man willing to fuck them. Nine times out of ten, that man is Ron Jeremy. He's able to handle Nikki and Alana at the same time - not a bad feat for a geezer his age. It's not like either of them is a handful. As far as porn star threesomes go, this is quite tame.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Nikki Lynn, Ron Jeremy, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Blonde, Feature, Money Shot, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Kandi Cox
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busty Mature Vixens #03
These days, seeing Ron Jeremy in a movie is no longer a mark of quality. (Was it ever?) He's a circus act, a sideshow freak, but still the "Hedgehog" nonetheless. Actually, to look at the guy, I'm thinking more like woolly mammoth. It's bad enough that Kandi is eligible for Social Security and still struggling to maintain her sexuality after menopause. If I wanted to see people that reminded me of my parents fucking, then I'd go to a swingers' club.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kandi Cox, Ron Jeremy, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Mature, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Whitney Wonders
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busted #02
I thought that Whitney Wonders looked slightly out of place in this movie. Turns out, she's the only big titted whore who Elizabeth Starr could find willing to fuck Ron Jeremy. I love it when the plot comes together. Sure, it has nothing to do with the actual storyline. But it's painfully obvious that this was a loose adaptation to begin with . . .a reimagining, if you will. Rather a shame. I was finally starting to dig this flick. After two quality scenes, you would figure they would end on a high note. Instead, Ron Jeremy forces his one-handed clamper into Whitney's pussy any which way that he can. The options are limited given his massive girth, and I definitely ain't talking about his cock.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Whitney Wonders, Ron Jeremy, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Costumes, Feature, Red Head, Settings
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Porn Stars: Daphne Rosen
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Faster Pussycat Fuck! Fuck!
It should come as no surprise that this scene between Daphne Rosen and Ron Jeremy was cut from the theatrical release. Who wants to see Ron Jeremy fuck anyone these days, even if it is a porn whore as enticing as Daphne? Though she sports the smallest breasts in this production, hers are the closest resemblance to natural amongst any of the cast. That's the way Russ would have wanted it. Just in case you ever find yourself engaged in a heated match of porn trivia, it'll benefit you to know that this is Daphne's third appearance in an AVN award-winning "Big Bust" production in as many years. It's not hard to see why. Even though her co-star is Ron Jeremy and the sound is completely muted, she still delivers an enticing performance in its most basic form.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Daphne Rosen, Ron Jeremy, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Brunette, Feature
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Porn Stars: Minka
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busted
Since none of the other women in this flick would even go near Ron Jeremy, Elizabeth was forced to bring in a mercenary whore from overseas. Minka spent most of the 1970's providing comfort for G.I.'s in Da Nang. Thus, she never got a chance to see any of Ron's legendary work. In fact, she's not even sure what American money looks like. Minka thinks that the bills he throws down on the table are her scene payment. A couple thousand dollars to rub one out on a rack of enormous tits? That fall from the top of the sexual hierarchy must have kicked Ron all the way down into the "unfuckable" class.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Minka, Ron Jeremy, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Asian, Big Tits, Blowjob, Costumes, Feature, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Misty Knights
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Porn Stars From Mars
Only a shot at "The Hedgehog" could adequately do justice to the zaniness of this movie. I mean - who better than Ron Jeremy to play the role of the "perfect big dick" in a flick with no credibility whatsoever? It's like a metaphor for his entire career. He's the epitome of a lazy American president. With his hairy back and fat gut fitting precisely over the crest of Misty's ass, it's reminiscent of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky floundering about on the floor of the Oval Office. Even painted green with purple hair, Misty is still way hotter than that sea donkey. However, I imagine the timeframe is much the same. Misty and Ron don't even make it ten minutes before they're basking in the glow of his girth and Misty's remorse starts setting in. Now I feel remarkably similar having watched this thing until the bitter end.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 8, 2008
Rebel Tags: Misty Knights, Ron Jeremy, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Costumes, Feature
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Porn Stars: Shanna McCullough
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Jim Enright
Full DVD Review: Hung Wankenstein
There's definitely only one monster in this movie, and it's the Hedgehog himself. Though I wouldn't have cast it any other way. In this flashback, we find Ron Jeremy and Shanna in the throes of passion . . .er, science, as she donates her body to aid his work. Wow, women will really give that cookie up for just about anything these days. The scene is slightly annoying because it's all in black and white - not to mention, Ron is in it. Shanna's tan lines look hilarious in monotone but not remotely as hilarious as his gut. It's a gimmick sex scene. Please tell me that none of you would actually watch this seriously?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 22, 2008
Rebel Tags: Shanna McCullough, Ron Jeremy, Sin City Video, Directed By Jim Enright, Brunette, Costumes, Feature
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Porn Stars: Candy Apples
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Texas Dildo Masquerade
What the fuck is this? It's like the van that time forgot. Actually, it's more like porn star purgatory. If you don't have a successful career and suddenly die before winning an AVN award, then you're cast down with these degenerates. Believe me - a couple hundred years of driving around in a van with this crew of has-beens is enough to cleanse anyone's soul. This scene is living proof that Candy Apples will pretty much fuck anything that moves. In therapy groups, this is what they call "rock bottom." Dave and Ron's lack of sex appeal is greater than the sum of their parts. Even Candy looks like shit. It's like they've formed some kind of greasy, foul smelling, sexual cesspool, and they're all wallowing in it. Then . . .some stuff happens. Stick around until the end to see Ron Jeremy try his hand at physical comedy.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 27, 2008
Rebel Tags: Candy Apples, Dave Hardman, Ron Jeremy, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Feature, Piercing, Sick and Demented, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Alexandra Nice
Produced by: Dreamland Video and Directed By Cash Markman
Full DVD Review: Lust In America
The director must have searched long and hard to find a whore willing to not only fuck Ron Jeremy - but to do so convincingly (while eating cake off his cock). It just so happens, that whore is Alexandra Nice. She certainly lives up to her name with this one. It's hard to imagine any woman being truly stoked to fuck the hedgehog in this day and age. Even if he does still have sort of a pitiful, used to be famous, swagger about him - she's dodging belly pubes every time a part of her body comes close to his dick. I suppose that's why a paycheck is the great equalizer.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 26, 2008
Rebel Tags: Alexandra Nice, Ron Jeremy, Dreamland Video, Directed By Cash Markman, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Adajja Adams
Produced by: Dreamland Video and Directed By Cash Markman
Full DVD Review: Burnin' Love
This is the role that Ron Jeremy was born to play. He gets to sit around, look fat, eat fried chicken, talk in a funny voice and fuck a beautiful woman. Hell, that's pretty much what he did his whole career anyway. The only difference is that this time he has to wear a wig and a gold jumpsuit. He seems to have difficulty staying hard with a condom on, but Adajja's lips around his cock helps a bit. She probably could have gotten him harder, if he could stop shaking from the strain of trying to stay upright. It's not the scene either of them will want to be remembered by, but it is a chance to see the "hedgehog" in action.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 15, 2007
Rebel Tags: Adajja Adams, Ron Jeremy, Dreamland Video, Directed By Cash Markman, Anal, Blonde, Costumes, Feature, Outdoor