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Porn Stars: Presley Maddox
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Sammy Slater
Full DVD Review: Barely 18 #30
Over the past few years, I've been developing what I like to call: "Miller's Theory of Pavlovian Response in Porn Whores." The third law of the theory states that when you give a porn whore something, she will inevitably want to offer you sexual favors in return. She literally doesn't know any other form of repayment. Even if your intent was not to fuck her in the first place, offering a whore a treat is basically securing yourself at least a blowjob. Like clockwork, Presley Maddox proves the theory once again. Roger doesn't even have to put the moves on her. It's like a switch flips in her brain and clothes start flying off. Personally, I'm developing a sub-theory that involves the trifecta of nipple and clit piercing and its effect on the teenage libido. But that's for another review at a later date.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Presley Maddox, Roger, Sin City Video, Directed By Sammy Slater, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Piercing, Teen
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Porn Stars: Presley Maddox
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
Full DVD Review: Ink And Pink
Apparently, someone fell asleep in the editing bay, because there's no reason that the fuckup at the beginning couldn't have been cut out. It merely sets the tone for the rest of the scene. No one is taking this too seriously, especially the crew. I understand. It's a movie about chicks with tats. There's the whole rebel attitude, which comes with the territory, and I get that. But come on, people. Sometimes you have to buckle down and realize that guys are trying to spank it to this shit. I can be funny all I want because nobody reads my stuff. Your job is to fuck like you mean it!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Presley Maddox, Chris Charming, American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend, Brunette, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Presley Maddox
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Sammy Slater
Full DVD Review: Bait #05
Nothing brings out the sexiness in a teen like a frustrating driving lesson. Look, if you want to hear a woman bitch in a car, then just get married. However, there is one glaring difference between a tense ride home and this scene: a blowjob. Try pulling that one off the next time you take a two-hour detour. Johnny sure does have a way with the ladies, especially an impressionable teen like Presley. He's smart enough to realize that a girl doesn't get as many piercings as Presley has, if she doesn't like to fuck. Every sexual part of her body has a hole and a bar through it. She can tell you all day that they're "just for her," but nobody Swiss cheeses their nips and clit unless they want to show them off. Presley even rocks the star tattoos. She might as well be broadcasting to the entire world that she wants a dick in her at all times. As luck would have it, she chose being a whore as her career.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 26, 2008
Rebel Tags: Presley Maddox, Johnny Thrust, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Sammy Slater, Brunette, Piercing, Teen