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Porn Stars: Brooke Banner
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
I love it when a scene gives me lots to work with. If Brooke Banner's name gets called, then it's nearly automatic. Years before her newly reinvented image, Brooke was in her prime. Appearing before you is the version known affectionately in the industry as "Bitchy Brooke." I shouldn't have to explain the origin of that moniker. Notwithstanding her diva attitude, Brooke always knows how to initiate a sexual situation. For instance, she wants to go swimming. That might not have been Stoney's plan, but why not? It's sweltering outside and some natural improvisation has been sorely lacking in this series. Much like the previous two scenes, a solid sex performance puts this one in EC contention as well.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brooke Banner, Tony Michaels, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Blonde, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Sophia
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
This is going to sound weird. But in all his many scenes, I can't recall Sledge Hammer finger-blasting a bitch. I mean like seriously working over a pussy. Here he probes Sophia's box with his black sausage hands. She seems appreciative - as every girl, slut, whore or mother out there enjoys some diligent digital diddling occasionally. It's an excellent way to prep the field for the game without getting too involved. And with Sophia, Sledge's caring touch pays off in spades. If you don't spend enough time priming her motor, Sophia has been known to shut down. Instead, this one goes the distance.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sophia, Sledge Hammer, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Interracial, Outdoor, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Jackie Moore, Tiffany Thomas, Tyler
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Cum Play With Me
And the award for lamest tattoo appearing in a threesome goes to . . .Tyler, for his Pittsburgh Steelers, Xtapolapocetl, Cobra Kai arm piece. Congratulations, dude - Ben Roethlisberger would be proud. Then he'd probably take you out on his motorcycle to pick up high school chicks. At least, you're smart enough to bang whores. They don't come back to haunt your career, assuming that your career is in porn. Jackie and Tiffany would never raise a stink. It's part of a nondisclosure agreement that every girl signs when she gets her nipples pierced. "Once your procedure is completed, you forfeit all right to sue anyone over anything, anywhere ever again."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Jackie Moore, Tiffany Thomas, Tyler, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blonde, Blowjob, Brunette, Cum Swap, Editor's Choice, Piercing, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Ashley Jordan, Mary Jane, Tyler
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Cum Play With Me
Captain crappy tat is back again, and he's brought another nipple pierced whore with him. Ladies and germs, put your hands together for Mary Jane. Her tramp stamp is migrating so far up her back that her slut status will be evident even when wearing a turtleneck. And it's not a false advertisement either. Mary Jane is super into this scene. It's almost on the verge of disconcerting. Ever had the misfortune of taking home a girl from the bar who seems too good to be true, and then you discover that she's as stable as Snooki? No wonder Tyler's stuck at half-mast. His cock is afraid!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Ashley Jordan, Mary Jane, Tyler, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blowjob, Brunette, Cum Swap, Interracial, Latina, Piercing, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Annette Schwarz
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Interracial Sperm Swallowing #01
This will sound weird, given her international celebrity, but Annette Schwarz is the first girl in this movie who doesn't strike me as appealing. Her eyes are tired and heavy. Her hair is dry and burnt. Maybe those repeated trips to the Sex Box are starting to take their toll. Annette doesn't "pop" the way that Brianna and Cassidy did. Not like they were supreme porn stars by any means, but each had her own unique vibe. If anything, Annette's would be her accent and her body. However, was she blowing coke all night? Drink some coffee and drop some Visine®, please! It's a shame to let such sexual skill go to waste because your face resembles a drunken, gangbanged sorostitute.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Annette Schwarz, Sledge Hammer, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Blonde, Euro, Interracial, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Cherry Poppens, Serenity, Leah Luv
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Lesbian Heaven #02
Nothing squashes an innocent panty pillow fight like a girl showing up with a "harness dong." Gee, that oughta kick things up a notch. Indeed, it does prompt Cherry Poppens to reveal the secret that she's been hiding in her nightstand: another strap-on! But before the ladies can descend upon each other's twats, they have to warm up Cherry and pointlessly suck the rubber cocks. I don't get it. Aren't lesbians with fake dicks an oxymoron? The three of them naked and humping is worth the price of admission though.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cherry Poppens, Leah Luv, Serenity, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blonde, Brunette, Hairy, Lesbian, Piercing, Red Head, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Mikayla Mendez, Barbara Summer
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Lesbian Heaven #02
It's been a while since we've seen Barbara Summer in a girl/girl scene, but she hasn't forgotten how to do it. On the contrary, Barbara seems more at home licking Mikayla's pussy than she does getting her asshole stuffed by two hung studs. Is it possible that her eyes aren't as crooked when she's dyking out? Her tits look much better, so that's an improvement. Even though there isn't a whole lot of energy to go around, the ladies do put on a respectable show. Slow and steady wins the lesbo race.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Barbara Summer, Mikayla Mendez, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Lesbian, Piercing, Tattoo, Toys
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Porn Stars: Becky LeSabre, Alisha Angel
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Lesbian Heaven #02
Here's a tip for all you amateur porn directors: Don't pan your first shot up the legs of a chick who is prone to bruising and butt hair. It doesn't matter how adorable Becky LeSabre's smile is - there's no recovering from that first impression. Unless you have a thing for trashy dykes. If you do, then come on in, because this scene has a couple of them. Alisha and Becky look like Tennessee trailer sluts that weren't invited to the school dance. So they decide to throw a private party between each other's legs. After comparing bruises (both on their bodies and Becky's strap-on), they then add to the collection.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alisha Angel, Becky LeSabre, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Brunette, Lesbian, Piercing, Toys
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Porn Stars: Cody Lane
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
There are lot of reasons for a whore to strip out of her clothes. Bitchy, depressing masturbation should never be one of them. Nobody wants to see that shit! Hookers aren't supposed to have problems - real or imaginary. Their job is to smile all the time and pretend that EVERYTHING feels orgasmic. Cody needs to take some lessons, because she looks totally bummed this entire scene. She does perk up when Nick gives her the tiara, but that's the extent of her acting range. Stoney says, "be sad" at the beginning and sure enough, every stroke of the cock is like another note of "November Rain."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cody Lane, Nick East, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Piercing, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Joelean
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Dan Azcarate
Full DVD Review: Pornstar Playhouse
Remember how I said earlier that Anthony Hardwood was living every pool boy's dream? Well, the same can be said for Sergio and the ever-growing population of Mexican gardeners. (Get it? Growing?) What self-respecting wetback wouldn't love to trim Joelean's hedges? Chicanos aren't afraid of some pain, regardless of how many kinky swings, whips and toys that she busts out. Sergio is though. He whines like a little bitch when Joelean starts flogging him. Way to be traditional, dude. This scene could have been so much more interesting, if she were allowed to let her imagination run wild. Instead, it's your typical fuck and nut.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 8, 2010
Rebel Tags: Joelean, Sergio, X-Worx, Directed By Dan Azcarate, Blonde, Piercing
