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Porn Stars: Misty Knights
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Just Busted
Oh, sweet merciful fuck! Misty Knights is busted all right. She's about the bustiest busted broad that I've ever been completely disgusted by. How did we go from Foxy Lady to this? Did somebody cancel on the biggest porn shooting day of the year, and they had to pull Misty out of retirement? For fuck's sake! She's a disgrace to this entire movie. Even Makayla Cox looks like Helen of Troy compared to this crypt keeper! What a waste of a perfectly good outfit and an important slot in the lineup. NEXT!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Misty Knights, Dic Tracy, No Boundaries, Directed By Martin del Toro, Big Tits, Blonde, Mature
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Porn Stars: Misty Knights
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busty Mature Vixens #02
Is there a part of Misty Knights' body that isn't inflated? It's like someone hooked a silicone compressor up to her ribcage and blew up everything North of the border. And yet, through all that expansion, there's no hiding the naked truth that she is pushing sixty. All the tanning beds and moisturizer cream in the world aren't going to make her attractive again, and that's unfortunately the way it is. Kudos to Misty for having the guts to get onscreen and masturbate for the enjoyment of all you perverts that love your women slightly more "matronly." However, the sun is definitely setting on her career.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Misty Knights, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Masturbation, Mature, Toys
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Porn Stars: Kayla Quinn, Misty Knights
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busty Mature Vixens #02
Chameleon, Kayla Quinn, looks vastly different in every scene she does. Usually, I'm a big fan of her style, but this blonde abomination has got to go. What the fuck is that?! She would otherwise be way hotter than Misty Knights. Instead, they're jockeying for position as the biggest eyesore in red, and I think Kayla is winning by a blonde hair.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kayla Quinn, Misty Knights, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Lesbian, Mature, Toys
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Porn Stars: Misty Knights, Summer Cummings
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busted
I never thought that I'd see a movie in which Summer Cummings' tits could possibly look somewhat proportional relative to an abundance of overinflated mammaries. Never underestimate man's desire to build bigger structures nor his love for boobs. You know - not every medical degree is put to use curing cancer. Sometimes a doctor has to focus on more important causes, like helping aging whores extend their careers. Summer and Misty kick it old school here, going back to the days when big tits and cocaine went together like gin and tonic. There truly is nothing like a good old-fashioned, coke-fueled dyke-out. Ron Jeremy even shows up to add a dash of authenticity to the production. Ironically, when he learned that the bag of blow was actually confectioners' sugar, he was even more eager to bury his face in it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Misty Knights, Summer Cummings, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Feature, Lesbian, Toys
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Porn Stars: Misty Knights
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Porn Stars From Mars
Only a shot at "The Hedgehog" could adequately do justice to the zaniness of this movie. I mean - who better than Ron Jeremy to play the role of the "perfect big dick" in a flick with no credibility whatsoever? It's like a metaphor for his entire career. He's the epitome of a lazy American president. With his hairy back and fat gut fitting precisely over the crest of Misty's ass, it's reminiscent of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky floundering about on the floor of the Oval Office. Even painted green with purple hair, Misty is still way hotter than that sea donkey. However, I imagine the timeframe is much the same. Misty and Ron don't even make it ten minutes before they're basking in the glow of his girth and Misty's remorse starts setting in. Now I feel remarkably similar having watched this thing until the bitter end.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 8, 2008
Rebel Tags: Misty Knights, Ron Jeremy, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Costumes, Feature
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Porn Stars: Jessica Jamison, Misty Knights
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Juggernauts #03
Who the fuck let Misty Knights out of her cage? There must be some traveling carnival missing its tranny freak show. The plastic surgery community certainly doesn't want her becoming the poster whore for Botox and collagen. She's butchered enough to get a recurring role on "Nip/Tuck." Now Jessica Jamison is another story - a story that begins and ends in a trailer park. What'd Sean draw the short straw, or is this Jim's idea of a sick joke? "Yeah, dude. You're going to be in a boy/girl/girl with two blonde, big titted chicks! By the way, they're ranked numbers 478 and 479, respectively, on the list of the 500 hottest porn whores." I honestly can't sugarcoat it for you. These three look more like the kind of people you see on "Jerry Springer" or "COPS" than they look like porn stars.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 29, 2008
Rebel Tags: Jessica Jamison, Misty Knights, Sean Diggs, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Threesome