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Porn Stars: Kat Langer
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Full DVD Review: Fuck-U-Mentary #02
Kat Langer is a whore's whore - definitely the type that you're likely to find on an Extreme Associates set. She's not drop-dead gorgeous, but Kat does have an exhibitionist's sex drive that makes up for her physical shortcomings. Being thoroughly average is the best trait that she has going for her. Kat is attainable, relatable and ultimately, hotter than she otherwise would be. She doesn't do anal, but Stefano is allowed to pound on her pussy in every position imaginable. As a guy who's a beaver lover to begin with, the payoff is a monster load on Kat's face.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kat Langer, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher, Blonde, Reality, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Jessica Darlin
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Jessica Darlin
Full DVD Review: Darlin's Derrieres
When you're a marquis contract girl for Extreme Associates, you have no better options than to fuck Michael Stefano and Brandon Iron. They're practically contract studs. Obviously, it's not documented whether they ever actually had contracts, but they definitely appeared in enough movies. Brandon had his own line, whose roughhousing theme he showcases in this scene by slapping Jessica around. Luciano scored a few titles of his own as well. The point is that these two are professionals who know how to bang a whore. So while it may look like they're merely face fucking Jessica without remorse and pounding her ass with total disregard for her wellbeing, there is a method to the madness. The guys are trying to fuck the hate out of her!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jessica Darlin, Brandon Iron, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Jessica Darlin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Gaper, Rimjob, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Amber Lynn, Skye Foxx
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Fallen Star
I don't know about you, but it would only take one look at "Heidi the whore's" tits for me to hurl myself over the top rope of the ring. Even with Amber Lynn munching her box, the deal is not sweetened. Heidi's plastic surgery disaster boobs should be put away and never unleashed on the world again. That's coincidentally the same way I feel about Amber. She's passed her prime but refuses to relinquish her status as a porn whore. It's time to hang it up. Take some of those packing peanuts, get yourself a big box and move out of Porn Valley. Is it too harsh to say that I wouldn't fuck either of these hags with a stolen dick?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Amber Lynn, Skye Foxx, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Pebbles
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Fallen Star
Nothing says "budget" like a couple of horny kids hooking up in t-shirts. Slain Wayne clearly put a lot of effort in this one. However, it does illustrate a recurring problem facing porn movies. Lee Stone complains all the time that he never gets to fuck in a bed. This is because beds are boring. They don't provide many interesting angles, and they seem too familiar to the audience. The talent also tends to settle in and thrust away without much performing. Sorry, Lee, but that isn't a formula for quality video. Nevertheless, if you want to watch a boring scene with Stefano and Pebbles, then go right ahead. It is funny when he puts it in her ass.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Pebbles, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, ATM, Black, Interracial, Money Shot
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Porn Stars: Shawna Edwards, Nova
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Fallen Star
Hey, we've got two females on the bed. Now we're getting somewhere! Sure, they're both skanks whom you wouldn't want to be caught dead with before a six-pack and a bottle of whiskey, but that's where the best stories come from. (If you can remember, of course.) Michael's would sound like this: "The dark-haired one started licking the blonde's asshole while I was fucking her. She would grab my cock and suck it every so often, too. Then out of nowhere, she throws it in the other chick's ass!" If that's not a story you wouldn't be proud of no matter what the girls looked like, then there's something wrong with you.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Nova, Shawna Edwards, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Rimjob, Tattoo, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Pristine
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Cock Smokers #09
Most of the time, I call bullshit on these teens, but Pristine seems legit. Her awkwardness is genuine, even if she's powering through it. You can't help but love her freshie attitude. Stefano always seems to bring it out in the girls. I know it's early, but we may have our first EC finalist.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Pristine, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Big Ass, Blowjob, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Money Shot, Teen
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Porn Stars: Kristy Myst
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Cock Smokers #09
You can't go throwing a limp-dicked douche bag in on a superstar like Kristy Myst. She'd gobble that guy up in two minutes and leave him feeling like a bitch boy. You have to satisfy her raging whore cravings with four hung studs. Why not put them in a wrestling ring for good measure?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kristy Myst, John Strong, Michael Stefano, Steve Taylor, T.J. Cummings, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Big Tits, Blonde, Blowjob, GangBang, Money Shot
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Porn Stars: Casey Klein
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
Usually, I try to limit the amount of time devoted to discussing the interview with the whore. It doesn't make sense to waste an entire review talking about something that has minimal impact and tells you nothing about the actual sex. (Which is all anyone cares about anyway.) However, this scene stalks a darker purpose. The interview takes center stage. It's the focal point and the clearest illustration of just how damned we all are. Where the wheels start to fall off is during the fucking, as Casey breaks through with bits of laughter. In doing so, she cracks the fourth wall, thereby ruining the fantasy that her degradation might have had any genuine effect. I'll tell you what though - there's no way to fake the trauma of rough sex like this. Once you've had your head forcefully smushed into someone's ass, it's life changing.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Casey Klein, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Brunette, Extreme, Reality, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Angel Capri
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
Angel's interview isn't nearly as disturbing as Casey's. Apparently, nothing seems to faze her anymore. Angel's been smiling her way through shitty decisions for so long that she's become completely desensitized. Even in the face of impending porno rape, Angel physically can't lose the grin. Wow, that's majorly fucked up. Perhaps the cheating boyfriend doesn't hit home as hard as daddy issues. Tell you what does hit hard - a double-ended dildo. The last time I saw a person beaten this badly with one of those was in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Angel Capri, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Brunette, Double Penetration, Extreme, Money Shot, Reality, Salad Tossing, Toys
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Porn Stars: Kennedy
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
The interviews are getting shorter as the movie goes on. Josh must be running out of fresh ideas to degrade these girls. Remember what I said about words losing their impact the more that they're repeated? Josh can't sustain the same intensity level with such a limited vocabulary. So Stefano and Jack Hammer get their hands on Kennedy earlier than the others. She may not be as mentally broken down, but she's still very willing to give her body to the scene. Her brain has to be elsewhere. It's OK, as I don't need Barbara Walters to reveal all the dish about Kennedy. She has a kid, judging by the loosely stretched skin on her belly. And by the size of her boobs, the birth was recent. Without a doubt, the father isn't in the picture. That's how future whores are born.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kennedy, Jack Hammer, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Extreme, Money Shot, Piercing, Reality, Salad Tossing, Two On One