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Porn Stars: Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Tiffany Mynx
Full DVD Review: Asswoman In Wonderland
Maybe it's because I've been awake for 22 hours and am fading in and out of consciousness, but this scene seems especially trippy. Nina Hartley tends to have that affect on people. Who better to play the Queen of Hearts? She immediately comes to mind when I think of crotchety old broads wielding big sticks. Those sticks happen to belong to Van and Stefano. (Limited male cast in this one.) It does tend to drag on with all the spanking. But Nina can't move too quickly in her advanced age. So while they eventually end up in a DP, it's not without a lot of her unique brand of nurturing.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx, Michael Stefano, Van Damage, Extreme Associates, Directed By Tiffany Mynx, Anal, Blonde, Costumes, Double Penetration, Feature, Group, Mature, Rimjob, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Kandi Cox, Valerie Herrera
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Horny High #02
Kandi Cox is flat-out terrible. Now I can see where Summer Cummings got her acting skills from. She should know that just because you say something with an abundance of conviction doesn't make it better acting (Nic Cage ought to take heed as well). The endless stream of garbage that comes out of her mouth is almost more than I can stand. Not only that, but she's fucking fat! Look at this enormous gunt pressing out below the waistline of her skirt, and tell me that this broad is sexy. You can't! She's gross. I don't care how many sex toys she busts out. There isn't a Doc Johnson cool enough to rescue this one from the scrap heap.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 6, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kandi Cox, Valerie Herrera, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Costumes, Lesbian, Mature, Piercing, Toys
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Porn Stars: Kandi Cox
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Horny High
Seriously, Kandi Cox is awful. She can't even keep it together long enough to make an effort at believability in this scene. It's called getting into character, bitch! People do it in nursing homes and community theaters all the time. If you're going to be in a movie that is committed to video and distributed (not to mention, being PAID for it), then the least you can do is deliver a couple of convincing lines. Ugh, it's hopeless. Kandi is a glorified hooker, and that's all there is to it. I don't know why I bother harping on this losing battle. Unless she has a dick in her hands or her tits are out, there's not an ounce of talent in her body. However, be prepared once those two events happen. She fucks like an angry, pale gorilla.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 29, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kandi Cox, T.J. Cummings, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Mature, Piercing, Settings
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Porn Stars: Harmony Bliss, Summer Sinn
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busty Mature Vixens #04
I believe the word I'm grasping for is, "inflated." That's the best way to describe Harmony Bliss and Summer Sinn. Oh, I'm not only talking about their freakishly large tits either. Everything from their respective ginormous chests on down appears to be pumped up or at the tail end of being so. With that much stretching, you have to expect shriveling over time. Unfortunately, no amount of silicone can make up for what's going on between Summer's legs or the pathetic-sized dildo that she employs.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Harmony Bliss, Summer Sinn, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Lesbian, Mature, Toys
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Porn Stars: T.J. Hart
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busty Mature Vixens #04
What's wrong with this picture? Well, apart from the fact that T.J. Hart barely qualifies as a candidate for this movie (At least, not in the class already established by the first two scenes), there's the matter of one Tommy Gunn. Take note that this is the "Real" Tommy Gunn, complete with bad rock star hair and whiskey dick. I'll keep my chips on the AVN award winner, thanks.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: T.J. Hart, Tommy Gunn, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Mature
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Porn Stars: Tia Gunn
Produced by: Starr Productions and Directed By Elizabeth Starr
Full DVD Review: Busty Mature Vixens #04
They say you can tell a woman's true age by looking at her hands. If that's the case, then Tia Gunn has to be about sixty (hopefully, Tommy's mom and not wife). Her hands are so old - they used to belong to Joan Rivers. The rest of her isn't too bad, provided that you're into sea hags with veiny, saline boobs. You could chart a topographical map of the North Atlantic across her tits.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Tia Gunn, Starr Productions, Directed By Elizabeth Starr, Big Tits, Blonde, Masturbation, Mature, Toys
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Porn Stars: Nina Hartley
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Bishop
Full DVD Review: White Wife Black Cock #08
I'm all for poking fun at racism in a porn scene. It's one of the few open forums left in the media where you don't have to censor anything. However, is it absolutely necessary to do five whole minutes of a mini Spike Lee knockoff? There's a miserly Jew misjudging two educated black men - we get it! Maybe I'm bitter that after sitting through the extended nonsense, the sex features an old and haggard, Nina Hartley. It doesn't matter who you are - she's fucking gross. Her wrinkled face staring down at you is the stuff nightmares are made of. And that librarian voice? I've heard sexier segments on NPR.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 1, 2009
Rebel Tags: Nina Hartley, Rico Strong, Smash Pictures, Directed By Bishop, Blonde, Interracial, Mature
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Porn Stars: Lexi Love, Nina Hartley
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Older Women & Younger Women #07
Some of you savvy porn consumers will instantly recognize this house from "Debbie Goes to Rehab." If you haven't seen it yet, do yourself a favor and check it out. Funny name, great flick! Here's the other item of note about this scene: it's actually fucking good! Who knew? I haven't been the biggest fan of this series in the past. Seriously, it's a niche title that doesn't offer much in the way of universal appeal. That all seems to change when Lexi Love shows up on Nina Hartley's doorstep. For whatever reason, this combo of old and young works extremely well together. Lexi especially slides perfectly into her role. More precisely, Nina's strap-on slides perfectly into Lexi.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 28, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lexi Love, Nina Hartley, Coast to Coast, Directed By Stiv Gators, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Lesbian, Mature, Toys
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Porn Stars: Lucy Sky, Bailey O'Dare
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Older Women & Younger Women #07
For a split second, I forgot I was watching porn and thought I had stumbled upon one of those outdated sexual harassment videos that companies are required to show every so often. . .right up to the point where Lucy Sky says she doesn't mind Bailey O'Dare coming onto her. Shit gets smooth from there. Yes, it's awkward at first, but what interoffice encounter isn't? Feeling each other up on the boss' desk takes some getting used to. Height considerations must be taken into account, not to mention the age difference. You think that some teenage intern is going to know the first thing about rocking out on a double-ended dildo? This is where Bailey's years of experience come in. She makes an excellent mentor.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 28, 2009
Rebel Tags: Bailey O'Dare, Lucy Sky, Coast to Coast, Directed By Stiv Gators, Big Tits, Brunette, Lesbian, Mature, Red Head, Toys
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Porn Stars: Misty Knights
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Just Busted
Oh, sweet merciful fuck! Misty Knights is busted all right. She's about the bustiest busted broad that I've ever been completely disgusted by. How did we go from Foxy Lady to this? Did somebody cancel on the biggest porn shooting day of the year, and they had to pull Misty out of retirement? For fuck's sake! She's a disgrace to this entire movie. Even Makayla Cox looks like Helen of Troy compared to this crypt keeper! What a waste of a perfectly good outfit and an important slot in the lineup. NEXT!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Misty Knights, Dic Tracy, No Boundaries, Directed By Martin del Toro, Big Tits, Blonde, Mature
