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Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Prom queens with tiaras and pretty dresses have long been a staple in porn. Be honest - what guy didn't want to fuck the prom queen? If I could remember who mine was, then I probably did, too. It's an easy fantasy to manufacture because it's so universal. Now rolling that into an ass fucking title is somewhat trickier. You have to come up with a justification for these skanks to request it in their butt. Gee, how about throwing it out there that they like anal? Brilliant! And we wonder why people with almost no formal education are able to thrive in this industry.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Porn Stars: Cody Lane
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
There are lot of reasons for a whore to strip out of her clothes. Bitchy, depressing masturbation should never be one of them. Nobody wants to see that shit! Hookers aren't supposed to have problems - real or imaginary. Their job is to smile all the time and pretend that EVERYTHING feels orgasmic. Cody needs to take some lessons, because she looks totally bummed this entire scene. She does perk up when Nick gives her the tiara, but that's the extent of her acting range. Stoney says, "be sad" at the beginning and sure enough, every stroke of the cock is like another note of "November Rain."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cody Lane, Nick East, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Piercing, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Lana Croft
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
Lana Croft's striptease reminds me of the chick from "Superbad." The only thing missing is her telling Donny Long that she wants to give him a "blow-j." Even if Martha MacIsaac isn't stoked to be compared to a filthy Asian porn star, then she still has plenty of career left ahead to dilute the memorability of that scene. Lana Croft? For her part, she had better seize this opportunity. Whores don't have the luxury of critically acclaimed acting to make or break a career. It's more predicated on how well they stay in shape and the durability of their assholes. Judging by her performance here, I give Lana another three years, tops.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lana Croft, Donny Long, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Asian, ATM, Interracial, Small Tits, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Sammy Cruz
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
In case you ever forget Sammy Cruz's name mid-fuck, simply roll her over to doggiestyle for a not so subtle reminder. Man, I could have used that on a number of occasions in college. You know what else would have been awesome? Girls this dumb. If Sammy will give it up for this lame excuse, then she'll fuck anyone with a pulse. Frankly, it boggles my mind how Dave Hardman stays employed in porn valley. He can't remember lines or improv to save his life. Moreover, his pipe laying skills have gone WAY downhill. Is the adult industry so bereft of quality male talent that people are forced to hire Dave on a regular basis? Except for being a last-minute fill-in or a $50 stuntcock, I don't see why anyone would call him.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sammy Cruz, Dave Hardman, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Interracial, Latina, Teen
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Porn Stars: Sasha Knox
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
Sasha Knox is very familiar with playing schoolgirl roles. She made quite a run with Jim Powers, and now she's doing the same for Stoney Curtis. Is it possible to be typecast in porn? Do you think that some bimbo slut has ever been stupid enough to arrive on set and go, "Damnit, I'm just having sex in another scene? When do I get a chance to showcase my versatility with some dialogue?" Sasha doesn't need dialogue to bring versatility to her performance. All she needs is Rick's cock and flexibility on positions. When left to her own devices, Sasha can hang with the best. This is one for the scrapbook.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sasha Knox, Rick Masters, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Gaper, Rimjob, Teen
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Porn Stars: Amber Rayne
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
Amber Rayne hasn't been the queen of anything in her life, nor was she concerned about high school popularity or group activities like sports. She's an individual, a wayward soul, a fuckhole of the highest caliber - but also rebel. The bottom line is that you'd never expect Amber to covet Homecoming Queen honors. Although she isn't above pretending to care in order to score some of Talon's dick. Clearly, it aligns with her agenda. Whether it's to secure votes from the committee or for her own selfish desires, the actual objective is irrelevant. You'll wanna see Talon stick his cock up Amber's ass and bring out the nympho in her. She's a dynamite way to end this movie.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Amber Rayne, Talon, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Small Tits, Teen
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Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
How anyone makes nine minutes of BTS footage this boring is beyond me. There's a chick sticking a butt plug up her ass!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Charlie Manson
I'm a big fan of the relative no-names in this movie. These females aren't pageant material, but they look like a lot of fun for casual afternoon sex. We've all slain dragons at some point in our lives and perhaps without any pangs of regret. Maybe the slut with the baby gut gave you the best head ever, or the chick that barfed on the laundry pile let you get filthy with her butt. Because a girl is bordering on sea donkey doesn't indicate a lack of worthwhile sexual qualities. I say, give the bush pigs a chance from time to time. You never know when you might discover a sex demon living inside that camel toe.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Charlie Manson
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Porn Stars: Brooke Scott
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Charlie Manson
Full DVD Review: Black On White Camel Toe
I'll tell you this much right now: Brooke Scott won't be confused for your typical porn star. No peroxide has ever touched her hair, and those chubby C-cup boobs are a byproduct of the twenty extra pounds that she's carrying around. Ironically enough, Brooke's average characteristics make her stand out much more than were she dolled up like a bimbo. Everyone knows that black guys prefer their bitches "thicker." Brooke needs the ample cushion to handle the girth that Sledge Hammer intends on throwing at her. Give this pudgy whore some credit - she hangs in way longer than I would have expected a girl of her stature to last.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brooke Scott, Sledge Hammer, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Charlie Manson, Big Ass, Brunette, Interracial, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Annette Schwarz
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Charlie Manson
Full DVD Review: Black On White Camel Toe
From Brooke Scott to Annette Schwarz, there's a dramatic increase in experience. You'll be able to tell immediately. Annette does shit with Brian Pumper's cock that Brooke has never heard of. She's not a showoff or anything - it's just how Annette gets down. Apparently, you step up your game by partying with those perverted, pissing Krauts. Compared to the deplorable acts that she's performed in other movies, fucking a black guy isn't considered nearly the abomination of years ago. Does it make any difference what color the cock is that gapes open her butthole? They all come out brown anyway.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Annette Schwarz, Brian Pumper, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Charlie Manson, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Euro, Gaper, Interracial