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Porn Stars: Dillan Lauren
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Patti Rhodes
Full DVD Review: Dillan's Day Off
Once the girls are finished with Justin Magnum, Dillan hits the shower to get herself cleaned up. John West is next in line, and he hates to be kept waiting. Thus, he doesn't even bother announcing himself or making small talk in the bathroom. The two of them get right down to business. More likely a product of bad editing than anything else, Dillan finds herself in a fairly repetitive anal scene mere moments after scrubbing Justin's load off her chin. Hope that camera movement isn't high on your list of desirable attributes in a porn video.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Dillan Lauren, John West, Tight Fit, Directed By Patti Rhodes, Anal, Brunette
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Porn Stars: Brittney Alexander
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #10
I had a teacher that pulled off a similar situation to this in my high school. He was let go shortly thereafter and is now employed by the city in a low-level capacity. That's a steep price to pay for a piece of teen ass. Should such an incredible lapse in judgment ever befall me, I'd simply move to porn valley and take refuge in the adult industry. Think about it. You've already been shunned by your community for an "inappropriate act." If you're so into teenage girls that you can't control your urges even in the face of losing your career, then why not MAKE it your career? Look at how well things are working out for John West. He gets to fuck teens a few hours a day and spend the rest of his time at the gym. Sure beats grading papers and chaperoning dances.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 5, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brittney Alexander, John West, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Blonde, Euro, Outdoor, Teen
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Porn Stars: Austin O'Riley
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #10
Austin O'Riley takes a much more traditional approach to her scene with John West. She's your ordinary girl in a cheerleader outfit who's hoping to get laid. With no cock in sight, she elects to warm herself up in anticipation. When John ultimately arrives in the new Viper (previously mentioned by yours truly), Austin is already primed like a lawnmower. That's a huge benefit to Stoney. He does straightforward very well - but struggles with creating a pretense for two people to fuck. Horny teen meets guy with nice car. That shit writes itself.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 5, 2010
Rebel Tags: Austin O'Riley, John West, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Outdoor, Piercing, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Avy Scott, Judy Star
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #09
So have we completely abandoned the notion that this is high school? The day that kids start having lesbian cheerleader photo shoots right out in the middle of the locker room is the day that prostitution becomes a mandatory vocational training class. Nah, this is just porn, plain and simple. Avy and Judy start in on each other at the behest of John West. There's no superfluous cheerleader pretense. These whores want to get fucked. If you're looking for something teen related to satisfy a harmless pedophile curiosity, then you may want to go elsewhere. This is a run of the mill anal threesome between a meathead dude and a couple of white trash bimbos.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 17, 2010
Rebel Tags: Avy Scott, Judy Star, John West, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Piercing, Rimjob, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Beverley Cox
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #09
Thank goodness, Stoney doesn't try dressing up Beverley Cox in a cheerleader outfit. That dog would not fucking hunt. Instead, she fits nicely into the role of the British gymnastics coach . . .who works out Mark Ashley in her garage . . .doing bench presses with her crotch in his face. Summer Olympics, here they come! Eh, I've seen worse excuses for fucking. Beverley's into him because he's young and ripped. Mark digs her because she's a filthy old hooker. John West knows that better than anyone. He's supposed to be married to the filthy old hooker. Sparks smolder when John comes home (with Stoney in tow per usual) to find Mark balls deep in his hooker coach wife. But like all porn movies, domestic violence is avoided through a sharing and cooperative spirit.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 17, 2010
Rebel Tags: Beverley Cox, John West, Mark Ashley, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Big Tits, Blonde, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Euro, MILF, Money Shot, Rimjob, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Nautica Thorn
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: 18 And Asian #03
Nautica Thorn and John West don't bother with any excuses, feigned surprise or bullshit dialogue. She says something about a massage and two minutes later, he's got his tongue buried in her twat. Now these are two people made for each other! Why can't my masseuse ever take this initiative? What's a guy gotta do to get a happy ending around here?! Maybe it's a likelier scenario with the female being the massagee. Any guy who gives massages for a living should have developed a "spider sense" of when the client is hankering for more than a thigh rub. An industrious man-whore could make a killing off wannabe cougars getting rubdowns on their husbands' Amex cards.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Nautica Thorn, John West, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Asian, Editor's Choice, Interracial, Rimjob, Teen
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Porn Stars: Foxy Lady, Karianna
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #07
Foxy Lady? That has got to be the single worst porn name ever. Who takes the name of a strip club in Brockton? Nor should she dare blaspheme my man, Jimi Hendrix. As long as we're using descriptions as monikers, Foxy might as well call herself, "Blowjob." Her skanky friend, Karianna, isn't much better, but she does score points for being enthusiastic. I'll give a girl excuses all day long, if she has the right attitude. Foxy does get motivated after a while, which is probably a byproduct of John's cock coming out. Something about dick always seems to perk up even the gloomiest of whore's spirits. It's ingrained in their DNA.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 2, 2010
Rebel Tags: Foxy Lady, Karianna, John West, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Interracial, Latina, Piercing, Tattoo, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Tawni Lyons, Doomy Moore, Angela D'Angelo
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Extreme Gangbang #01
Of all the places that I expected to see Angela D'Angelo make her American Vice performing debut, this was certainly not one of them. Suddenly, her obsession with strap-on and bisexual stuff makes sense. Working as a fluffer for a scene of this nature has to be mentally damaging, like doing a tour in 'Nam. Thankfully, Angela's not the star of the show. That "honor" belongs to Tawni Lyons. She has reached the pinnacle of porn acting where other people are hired to prep the cocks for you. It's like having a caddy for sex! Damn, why can't I think of a good ball joke? Probably because this movie sucks, and it's taken every ounce of my creativity to stay interested to this point.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 19, 2010
Rebel Tags: Angela D'Angelo, Doomy Moore, Tawni Lyons, Baheg Jakic, Blake Palmer, Brandon Iron, Chris Charming, Claudio, Joel Lawrence, John West, Kyle Philips, Mark Wood, Steve Taylor, Tony Eveready, Tony Michaels, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, Blonde, Brunette, Bukkake, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, GangBang, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Trina Michaels
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Miles Long
Full DVD Review: X Vision
In the last few movies, we've seen Trina Michaels a TON. This chick works a lot, and sometimes that has a tendency to catch up with her. Trina doesn't always look her best, but she does have the ability to put her game tits on when she has to. This is one of those times. Miles Long keeps the contrast low to downplay her nipple scars as much as possible and focus the light on her wavy blonde hair. New texture, Trina? I fully support it. Once again, the music doesn't match the action, and it doesn't change at all when Trina is being DP'd in broad daylight. That's a rather graphic image to have set to Epcot music. And even if you don't agree, then you must chuckle at how dirty Trina's feet are. Baby wipe?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 14, 2010
Rebel Tags: Trina Michaels, Buster Good, John West, X-Worx, Directed By Miles Long, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Double Penetration, Outdoor, Piercing, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Isabel Ice
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Miles Long
Full DVD Review: Ass Fanatics #02
Were any whore going to get tag teamed in this movie, I'm glad it's Isabel Ice. She's such a fun time - you almost don't want to see her share the spotlight with anyone else. We're talking about a girl who is better with two cocks than most are with one. Isabel never leaves an erection unattended and always makes sure to find room for her cocksmen. She doesn't bounce back and forth like a lot of these sluts nowadays. Hey, if you expect both chicks to be on your cock in a threeway, then it's only fair that both guys get a run at her simultaneously on the other side of the coin. You're looking at the poster whore for equal opportunity fucking.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 1, 2010
Rebel Tags: Isabel Ice, Alex Sanders, John West, X-Worx, Directed By Miles Long, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Euro, Gaper, Piercing, Two On One
