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Porn Stars: Sky
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
If you need an indication as to the age of this title, then check out Joel Lawrence. He's practically a young man. Hey, he still shops at Old Navy®! But enough about Joel. Sky is the attraction that you've all come to see. She has her porn star look on lock down with fake tits and completely waxed nether regions. Don't forget about the huge weave in her hair, too. No wonder she doesn't want to mess around with Joel before work. You're left to speculate what Sky does for a living. Presumably, one misplaced extension could drastically reduce her fair market value.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sky, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Star E. Knight
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: La Femme Nikita Denise
Hats off to Jerry T. for throwing in an In-N-Out® reference. It's about time that someone other than the Coen brothers gave credence to the most delicious fast food ever. "Damn you, double double animal style! Why must you be so far away?" Oh well, I do have some raunchy, entertaining porn to fill the hedonistic void left by this smoothie and protein bar. Star E. Knight has Joel's big dick. She gobbles it down like a side of fries and a shake. Then she screams in ecstasy like Meg Ryan in a deli. Does it make Star a method actor because she can only do so when Joel is actually fucking her? Well, Meg has been nominated for a bunch of awards.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 20, 2010
Rebel Tags: Star E. Knight, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Brunette, Feature, Toys
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Porn Stars: Summer Storm
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: The Heist
There are a million and one ways to subdue a security guard, depending on the situation involved. At a bank, a Taser or stun gun is probably the best. At the White House, it would take something more creative. At a sperm depository, a mundane hummer is an effective course of action. I can't imagine that those guys give rat's ass about their job. Getting blown for a few vials of man batter seems like a harmless tradeoff. It may be gross incompetence in the workplace, but how often can you expect to fuck a smoking hot felon in front of a roomful of people?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Summer Storm, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: Pandora Dreams
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Psycho Love
Would someone please explain to me how this seems so normal? It's a fucking threeway with a girlfriend and a blowup doll. While this is definitely not the first occurrence in the history of plastics, I can't imagine it's considered a legitimate practice routine, such as training wheels for group sex. No, this situation is certainly a rare combination, especially with the chick being as attractive as Pandora Dreams. More likely, the initiator is a gym rat husband who can't bring himself to bang his fat old lady anymore, but his perverted justification finds a better solution than an affair.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 25, 2010
Rebel Tags: Pandora Dreams, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature
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Porn Stars: Candy Kiss
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Extreme Gangbang #01
Candy Kiss may be the worst lap dancer of all-time. Because she ends up fucking the whole roomful of guys, I will cut her a break. I wouldn't necessarily describe this affair as sexy. It's more like a feeding line than anything else. The dudes stand in wait with their respective cock in hand, jerking off for their chance to get in the game. Sorry, if I don't see the appeal. Candy is definitely attractive by stripper standards, but it's debatable whether I'd take my turn to poke her. Most likely, I'd find the nearest bar.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 19, 2010
Rebel Tags: Candy Kiss, J.J. Michaels, Jack Hammer, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Philips, Mark Wood, Nick East, Steve Taylor, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, Blonde, Bukkake, GangBang
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Porn Stars: Tawni Lyons, Doomy Moore, Angela D'Angelo
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Extreme Gangbang #01
Of all the places that I expected to see Angela D'Angelo make her American Vice performing debut, this was certainly not one of them. Suddenly, her obsession with strap-on and bisexual stuff makes sense. Working as a fluffer for a scene of this nature has to be mentally damaging, like doing a tour in 'Nam. Thankfully, Angela's not the star of the show. That "honor" belongs to Tawni Lyons. She has reached the pinnacle of porn acting where other people are hired to prep the cocks for you. It's like having a caddy for sex! Damn, why can't I think of a good ball joke? Probably because this movie sucks, and it's taken every ounce of my creativity to stay interested to this point.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 19, 2010
Rebel Tags: Angela D'Angelo, Doomy Moore, Tawni Lyons, Baheg Jakic, Blake Palmer, Brandon Iron, Chris Charming, Claudio, Joel Lawrence, John West, Kyle Philips, Mark Wood, Steve Taylor, Tony Eveready, Tony Michaels, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, Blonde, Brunette, Bukkake, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, GangBang, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Vice Squad
I gotta hand it to Hannah Harper in this movie. She ends up fucking two of the biggest dudes in porn in the same shoot. Had they thrown Ben English into the mix, then Hannah could have gone for the trifecta. It wouldn't have made much sense for anyone other than her to screw Joel Lawrence. Hannah is the star of the title and deserves to grace the final scene. It's an impassioned affair, full of gratuitous moaning and accentuated movements. There's even a spot of anal. Boy, Jerome Tanner knows how to close out a feature like 4th of July fireworks. If you've managed to make it to this point, good on ya!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Euro, Feature, Gaper
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Porn Stars: Anna Nova
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Kill For Thrills
Anna Nova may not speak so goode de English, but she knows enough to get by. Hell, she can even bust out a few one-liners when the script calls for it. "Don't worry, doctor. She is leaving, but you're about to come." Classic. What self-respecting physician could possibly resist an offer like that? Especially, coming as it does from such an enticing foreigner with a large set of tits. Yeah, Anna Nova is not for you lightweight gentlemen. She's Amazonian in stature. To any naysayers - if you've never experienced an Amazonian woman, then you have no clue what you're missing. They're insatiable, uncompromising and filthy to the core. They'll break your hips with their muscular ass and then call you a pussy for not fucking them harder. Of course, I'm speaking in generalities, but all of them apply to Anna Nova in this scene.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Anna Nova, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Euro, Feature
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Porn Stars: Lauren Phoenix
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: The News Girl
So what does Lauren Phoenix fucking Joel Lawrence have to do with our story? Absolutely zilch, but don't start complaining. It's Lauren Phoenix for cryin' out loud! Why would anyone have a beef with her doing a scene . . .ever? She's clearly one of the most talented whores that you'll encounter. Perfectly clean with a round fat ass, Lauren appeals to guys across the board. But she also has the skills to back up her slammin' body. Before you begin to wonder why that's important, think about how many flavors of the week come through who couldn't flirt their way out of a speeding ticket. Sure, they're nice to look at, but even the pandas at the San Diego Zoo get boring after a while.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lauren Phoenix, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Nina Ferrari
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Tales From The Script
You had to foresee the movie ending like this. Nina Ferrari didn't show up on set to run dialogue with Joel Lawrence. Had that been the case, Jerome would have called in his old friend, Frank Bukkwyd. Clearly, Nina and Joel were slowly biding their time by swapping stories to heighten the mood. In retrospect, a guy may need that amount of anticipation to deal with Nina. She's a seriously weird lay. Honestly, I don't know how Joel doesn't bust out laughing when she says the shit about her "kitty." Who sports a kitty shirt in a sex scene anyway? Elderly women (not porn stars) buy kitschy clothing at mall kiosks to wear around the holidays. If you haven't totally pegged Nina by this point - she also rides dick like a kid with a handful of quarters outside K-Mart®.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Nina Ferrari, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature