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Porn Stars: Rosanna Rose
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: 18 And Asian #03
I'd love to talk about Rosanna Rose in this scene . . .I honestly would. However, there is way more pressing topic that needs to be discussed. It's Jenner's ink. If you've ever seen "Blades of Glory," then you know how ridiculous his shoulder piece is. And if you've ever seen Jenner in one of his many memorable performances, then you know that he's not kidding. I can literally hear him now, doing his best Chaz Michael Michaels impersonation. "It's the lone wolf, tearing its way out of my body. That's how I fuck. I'm a lone wolf. Lone wolf!!" No, Jenner, you're a midget-handed douche bag with a gay tattoo. You should be thankful that a marginally attractive whore (like Rosanna Rose) is able to suck your dick without bursting into uncontrollable laughter.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Rosanna Rose, Jenner, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Asian, Interracial, Piercing, Teen
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Porn Stars: Nikki Nievez
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Searching For The Anal Queen #04
As much as Jenner and Nikki Nievez wish that they were Otto and Audrey, they're not. These two are far more annoying individually than the Bauers combined. With Nikki and Jenner appearing in the same scene, we're in for a circus act of retardation. If it's not the moronic one-liners that they're constantly trying to outdo each other with, then it's the endless flow of fluid from every orifice on Nikki's body. Hmmm, why would a woman be throwing up so much water while sucking dick? Perhaps it has something to do with her "squirting." "But Ezra, what could Nikki's expelling fluid from her vagina possibly have to do with drinking a lot of . . . .Ohhhhhhhhhhh." POSER! Now here's a filthy butt whore that needs to be donkey punched in the ass.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Nikki Nievez, Jenner, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Gagging, Gaper, Pee, Piercing, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Leah Luv
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Squirt This #02
Now Leah Luv is an interesting case. Here's a porn star who puts the time in off the clock. She and Hillary Scott are always messing around with different moves, learning new tricks and seeing how big they can go with toys in their holes. I can see Leah sitting at home, masturbating for hours on end and trying to teach herself to squirt. So I'm inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt. Leah is also the first whore to not begin by holding a water bottle - massive bonus points! For as much I despise Jenner, the dude actually has a decent squirt stroke. He knows how to find the spot - so I gotta hand him that. Otherwise, I won't give this scene a ringing endorsement due to Jenner's usual buffoonery.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Leah Luv, Jenner, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Blonde, Small Tits, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Heather Pink
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Squirt This #02
AAAAAARRGHHHHHH!!!! Where the fuck did this grody monster come from? She looks like she crawled out from under a tree in Mordor. Seriously, Peter Jackson had to pay hundreds of dollars per extra for goblin make-up. Instead, he could have hired Heather Pink for a pack of smokes and a chicken burrito. I'm afraid to even speculate what that fluid is squirting from her pussy. It could be piss, or it could be venom. Either way, I'm glad that Jenner is the cock knuckle laying pipe into her. Let him have nightmares of her ghoulish face grimacing at him. I'm fast forwarding for Rebel tags, and that's it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Heather Pink, Jenner, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Gagging, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Aurora Snow
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Jace Rocker
Full DVD Review: Peep Show
Did I miss something? When did Aurora Snow become a whore? Well, yeah, she's a whore . . .just not in this movie. She wasn't a minute ago anyway. Out of the blue, she's following Evan Stone around, stripping in front of complete strangers and throwing herself willingly between two dudes. What the fuck? Last night she wanted nothing to do with Lee, which drove him to fuck Lexi. Maybe this is some attempt at a payback revenge lay. No offense to Aurora, but I don't know too many people who would feel like they had revenge laid upon them when Jenner is the one doing the boning. All you have to do is high-five the guy to assert your manhood over him.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Aurora Snow, Jay Ashley, Jenner, Coast to Coast, Directed By Jace Rocker, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Feature, Gaper, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Ariana Jollee
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Rob Spallone
Full DVD Review: No Holes Barred
Not to strip you out of your fantasy world (Or put you in one, if you're a pederast), but it finally occurred to me why I have it in for Ariana. She reminds me of a petulant child with an unbridled desire to perform, desperate for any audience that they can find. You know those kids who spend hours in their bedrooms, putting together these elaborate showcases and later gathering friends and family during a dinner party to watch them fumble through lines and mishandle props? Yeah, they've been given an outlet - it's called YouTube. Ariana got lucky by finding a career that pays her to do what she loves. Most of these losers have their 15 minutes of Internet shame and end up stacking papers in an office somewhere or endlessly folding clothes at Marshall's®. Whether or not that's better than being gangbanged by the likes of these dipshits is debatable. Though the common denominator is that they all go home every night feeling like they took it up the ass.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ariana Jollee, Dic Tracy, Jenner, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Rob Spallone, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, GangBang, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Fiona Cheeks
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Great White Ass
The worst thing that you can ever say to Jenner is: "Just improv it." He'll be as stoked as a pyromaniac given a case of matches. You, however, will be left with a crippling headache and hours of worthless video material. My advice is to fast forward through the early portions of this scene before the sound of Jenner's voice shrinks your hands to almost unusable stumps. After all, look at what years of listening to himself have done to his own digits. They're barely able to grasp round objects. It's not that Fiona's ass is so big - it's more that his hands are so small. The boxing gloves are a hilarious touch as well.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Fiona Cheeks, Jenner, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Big Ass, Blonde, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Kaiya Lynn
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Deviasians
I'll be honest: the sexiest part of this scene is Annie Cruz nude and flipping through the channels. After that, it gets absurd. How absurd, you ask? Kaiya Lynn is fingered in a bathtub full of noodles while Jenner (in full kabuki make-up) repeats, "Ah So!" I wish I could say that I didn't laugh my ass off, but I did. How did Kaiya ever get all those noodles out of her pussy?! Jenner must have rammed a few of them far up there over the course of this Ramen feast. "Excuse me, whore. Your tampon string is hanging out." "Oh no, that's just a lo mein noodle."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kaiya Lynn, Jenner, Sin City Video, Directed By Jim Powers, Asian, Costumes, Feature, Interracial, Splosh
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Porn Stars: Crystal Heart
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
Full DVD Review: Squirt This
What the fuck is all this ass licking shit? I thought that this was supposed to be a squirting movie. Didn't Jenner get the memo? Perhaps he did, but he couldn't open it because of his freakishly tiny hands. Normally, when a woman strokes a man's dick, it feels different due to the size of her hands being smaller. For Jenner, Crystal might as well be a linebacker jerking away on his member. "You know how I know you're gay?" On a positive note, she succeeds in pounding out a squirt later in the scene, although it's more of an afterthought. This is probably one of those productions where the wheels fell off at the end of the day, and they threw this in to fill the fifth slot. Not a bad choice at all. Despite his midget hands, Jenner lays some commendable pipe on Crystal's snaggle tooth.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Crystal Heart, Jenner, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Blonde, Outdoor, Salad Tossing, Small Tits, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Christina Aguchi
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Sammy Slater
Full DVD Review: Barely 18 #32
The story here is a tale of high hopes and crushed dreams. Finally, a gal I recognize, Christina Aguchi, shows up with a decent intro of a non-annoying duration. When the color kicks in, it's all set to go. And then she spreads her legs. YOWZA! Either Asian slavery in Southern California is making a comeback, or this slope-eyed whore was doing a hardcore fetish scene the day before. How can we be expected to buy her as an innocent teen with flogger welts and bruises all over the inside of her legs? It's not a minor blemish either. Christina looks like she had a bad run-in with a crotch mower. We get them from all angles, too. There's no hiding it, so Sammy doesn't even bother. Way to take an otherwise solid performance and thoroughly ruin it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Christina Aguchi, Jenner, Sin City Video, Directed By Sammy Slater, Asian, Interracial, Teen
