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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Vice Squad

Ladies and gentlemen, you're in the presence of greatness. Hannah Harper and Evan Stone are arguably the most talented feature porn stars ever to fuck on film. Their résumés speak for themselves. It doesn't matter the video quality - these two will steam up the screen regardless. This certainly isn't the best work that either of them has done. But that's like trying to pick out Brett Favre's best game of his career. There are too many to choose from. However, Hannah and Evan don't hold anything back from one another. The incessant squeak of the mattress should be enough to convince you of that.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Evan Stone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Rimjob, Toys

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Vice Squad

I gotta hand it to Hannah Harper in this movie. She ends up fucking two of the biggest dudes in porn in the same shoot. Had they thrown Ben English into the mix, then Hannah could have gone for the trifecta. It wouldn't have made much sense for anyone other than her to screw Joel Lawrence. Hannah is the star of the title and deserves to grace the final scene. It's an impassioned affair, full of gratuitous moaning and accentuated movements. There's even a spot of anal. Boy, Jerome Tanner knows how to close out a feature like 4th of July fireworks. If you've managed to make it to this point, good on ya!

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Euro, Feature, Gaper

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Kill For Thrills

I'm aware that this is porn, and the whores are required to dress slutty. But no woman in her right mind (particularly one who works in the legal arena) would ever wear a skirt so short that the tops of her garters are intentionally exposed. Yes, it's hot. No, it's not realistic. That being said, Hannah Harper is both hot and unrealistic. Who can blame anyone for wanting to ravage her, let alone a sexual deviant? That's like throwing chocolate-covered espresso beans into a preschool. Trent Tesoro would probably feel very comfortable there. His inability to deliver dialogue makes for a scene that only a child would find entertaining. As for the educated masses, we'll have to make do with Hannah's chubby yet voluptuous curves.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Trent Tesoro, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Rimjob

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Full DVD Review: Ablaze

Regrettably, Chris is the one who turns out to be the firefighter - hence, there will be no more Lauren Phoenix to speak of. However, Hannah Harper is an acceptable substitute. She also seems to be the focus of the combined affection of Cannon and St. Croix, the latter being the clear the alpha dog. Cannon's trinkets can't hold a candle to St. Croix's purchase of a shimmering dress in just the right size. Remember that, guys. Earrings and necklaces are nice, but knowing a woman's figure enough to buy her something that she feels sexy in is a surefire way to see her naked out of it. Of course, Hannah and Steve end up fucking like horny middle-aged lovers. By the end of this scene, they're both covered in glitter, as well as various amounts of cum and ass lube.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Steven St. Croix, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, Blonde, Euro, Feature

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Full DVD Review: Ablaze

Instead of a clever twist ending, Clousot leaves us with an unmitigated mess. You knew that Hannah Harper was going find love in the arms of a new man. Strip away all the firefighting bullshit and it's a story about a woman who loses her husband and needs to move on with her sex life. However, Tristan being the love interest is fucking absurd. He's the random dude that screwed Brooke before she goes lesbo. Tristan can barely hold a conversation in English, let alone be considered St. Croix's best friend. And what the hell happened to Cannon? Sonofabitch. If Hannah Harper weren't getting railed with passion right now, then I'd be mega-pissed about this whole movie.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Tristan Seagal, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Outdoor

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Tales From The Script

Young Hannah Harper might not have the class and refinement of the Hannah these days, but there's a reason why she was a contract star for so long. It's cool to be able to see her in such different lights at the various stages of her career. Here, she's more of a workhorse porn whore. She does her job with skill and enthusiasm, while trying to put on the best show that she possibly can. It's no easy task with Chris Cannon throwing the lumber, since he doesn't give his partners much to work with. It helps that the camera angles are unusual, instead of the regular high shots and framed-in close-ups. If you're looking for Hannah in a unique perspective, then this might be worth checking out.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Blonde, Euro, Feature

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Full DVD Review: Undertow

I'm caught in a bad dream where I'm forced to sit through a shittier version of an already shitty movie. It's like watching a high school musical production of a Colin Farrell flick. Line for line, Evan and St. Croix belt out dialogue like a couple of drunken frat guys reciting their favorite episodes of Family Guy. That's before the Katana swords are unveiled. You read that correctly: Katana swords. Nothing says badass like two white guys playing ninja on the beach. Naturally, Dale DaBone and Hannah Harper end up fucking for no reason. It's neat because she sports full latex attire and lets Dale plow her ass. However, don't expect to possibly care by the time that they get around to the sex.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Dale DaBone, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Latex, Rimjob

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By James Avalon
Full DVD Review: Silk Stockings

Boy, I thought I had this one pegged from the beginning. Dale DaBone and the dude who resembles Woody Harrelson tag teaming Hannah Harper seemed like a foregone conclusion. Turns out, Dale sees fit to handle the job on his own. Well, sort of. Talon does jump in about halfway through and for no apparent reason. That'd be fine, but I could have done without the explanation from Dale. Maybe Hannah requested two cocks or something? After all, she is the only contract whore in the movie. Perhaps it's written somewhere in the fine print that she has to be DP'd in every scene - otherwise, she gets DP money anyway. Whichever way it works out, that's what happens.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 10, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Dale DaBone, Talon, Sin City Video, Directed By James Avalon, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Euro, Feature, Two On One

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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Skye Blue
Full DVD Review: Fidelity Inc.

Hannah Harper's approach to nailing Steven St. Croix isn't exactly subtle. Granted, it's more subtle than most whores would be able to pull off, but you can tell her intentions the minute that she steps into his place. This might be why Steven is so bold with his advances. It could also be Hannah's attire. No woman sports something cut like that unless she wants to make an impression with her breasts. Hannah achieves her objective, right on Steve's solid wood table. Sidebar: I want to find whoever designed that blouse and buy him or her a drink. Congratulations! With Hannah and Steve, there's never any question about the quality of the scene. Think of them like the Mercedes and BMW of porn. Whether you like the styling or not is a matter of taste. However, you can't deny the attention to detail.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Steven St. Croix, Sin City Video, Directed By Skye Blue, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Euro, Feature, Rimjob

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Porn Stars: Brittney Skye, Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Skye Blue
Full DVD Review: Fidelity Inc.

I'll go out on a limb here and say that I don't enjoy Brittney Skye when she's pretending to be upset. She's weak sauce at sad acting. Pissed off, horny, scared, happy - she does all those very well. This melancholy spiel just isn't her ticket. I'll tell you what though, the frilly pink bra that she rocks more than makes up for any lack of performance ability. Where in the hell do you even find such a garment? It looks like so much fun! That could also be the combined effect of a lesbian encounter between Hannah and Brittney. These two super-starlets seriously know how to turn up the heat when they need to. If only some of those skanky hookers in lesser videos would spend some time studying tape, then they might learn a lesson or two from this superior scene.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brittney Skye, Hannah Harper, Sin City Video, Directed By Skye Blue, Big Tits, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Lesbian, Toys