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Porn Stars: Holly Wellin, Haley Paige
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Haley Paige
Full DVD Review: Virgin Territory
Bullshit, Holly Wellin is nineteen. No fucking way I can let that one slide. It's not even close to being possible. Besides her face telling the tale of a thousand hard fucks, no nineteen-year-old chick has the experience and tolerance to fuck like this. It's over the top intense. Holly gets choked to the point of blacking out numerous times, slapped around, spit on - you name it. This degree of rough sex is not for the faint of heart.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Haley Paige, Holly Wellin, James Deen, Smash Pictures, Directed By Haley Paige, Anal, Brunette, Cum Swap, Euro, Extreme, Gagging
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Porn Stars: Lauren Phoenix, Venus
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Bridgette Kerkove
Full DVD Review: Vamp
Fuckin' A right! I'll take an enthusiastic girl/girl scene like this over the cold fish charade that most whores try to pull off. Normally, I'm not a huge fan of violence in porn, but who doesn't love a sweet catfight? Especially a big ass catfight . . .in latex . . .with big toys. Lest you forget that this is Lauren Phoenix and Venus we're talking about here. They're two of the most prolific and tenured porn stars in the business today. If anyone is able to rock out a high-energy dykefest, then it's going to be these two. Maybe Tory and Vanessa Lane might give them a run for their money. I don't know though - Lauren and Venus are far more shameless.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lauren Phoenix, Venus, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Bridgette Kerkove, Anal, ATM, Big Ass, Blonde, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Extreme, Gagging, Latex, Lesbian, Rimjob, Toys
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Porn Stars: Casey Klein
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
Usually, I try to limit the amount of time devoted to discussing the interview with the whore. It doesn't make sense to waste an entire review talking about something that has minimal impact and tells you nothing about the actual sex. (Which is all anyone cares about anyway.) However, this scene stalks a darker purpose. The interview takes center stage. It's the focal point and the clearest illustration of just how damned we all are. Where the wheels start to fall off is during the fucking, as Casey breaks through with bits of laughter. In doing so, she cracks the fourth wall, thereby ruining the fantasy that her degradation might have had any genuine effect. I'll tell you what though - there's no way to fake the trauma of rough sex like this. Once you've had your head forcefully smushed into someone's ass, it's life changing.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Casey Klein, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Brunette, Extreme, Reality, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Angel Capri
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
Angel's interview isn't nearly as disturbing as Casey's. Apparently, nothing seems to faze her anymore. Angel's been smiling her way through shitty decisions for so long that she's become completely desensitized. Even in the face of impending porno rape, Angel physically can't lose the grin. Wow, that's majorly fucked up. Perhaps the cheating boyfriend doesn't hit home as hard as daddy issues. Tell you what does hit hard - a double-ended dildo. The last time I saw a person beaten this badly with one of those was in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Angel Capri, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Brunette, Double Penetration, Extreme, Money Shot, Reality, Salad Tossing, Toys
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Porn Stars: Kennedy
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
The interviews are getting shorter as the movie goes on. Josh must be running out of fresh ideas to degrade these girls. Remember what I said about words losing their impact the more that they're repeated? Josh can't sustain the same intensity level with such a limited vocabulary. So Stefano and Jack Hammer get their hands on Kennedy earlier than the others. She may not be as mentally broken down, but she's still very willing to give her body to the scene. Her brain has to be elsewhere. It's OK, as I don't need Barbara Walters to reveal all the dish about Kennedy. She has a kid, judging by the loosely stretched skin on her belly. And by the size of her boobs, the birth was recent. Without a doubt, the father isn't in the picture. That's how future whores are born.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kennedy, Jack Hammer, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Extreme, Money Shot, Piercing, Reality, Salad Tossing, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Ryan Conner
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
There are whores, and then there are WHORES. Ryan Conner is all caps. She can't even stand up straight without aiming her crotch at something. It's like watching a dog in heat. Ryan will present her package to anyone and anything, desperately craving sexual satisfaction, no matter how petty or superficial. No wonder other reviewers couldn't hack this title. It's fucking depressing. However, I've developed a mental state that allows me to watch it and not be affected. It's a sophisticated mixture of logic and confidence, which immunizes me to the hopeless tugs this movie might otherwise make on my heartstrings. You may find yourself overwhelmed by the underlying despair of this scene. But keep one thing in mind: Ryan got paid to act hurt and upset, and she couldn't stop smiling for fifteen minutes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ryan Conner, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Extreme, Reality, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Shane Taylor, Donita
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: New Blood
By now, I'm totally over listening to Josh's bullshit. We get it, dude. "The only difference . . .blah, blah, blah." What'd I tell you about the effect of repetition! You've overused your catchphrase ad nauseam. Way to go. Furthermore, Donita paired with Shane is fatally flawed. How are you going to have a girl/girl scene in a movie like this? The whole concept of being a whore is predicated on selling your body to Johns, not JANES. I have a hard time coming to terms with a female feeling violated by another female using sex toys. That's why they're called, "toys." You can't beat someone up with a Lego® house. Same as you can't aggressively rape a girl with anal beads.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Donita, Shane Taylor, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Slain Wayne, Anal, Big Ass, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Extreme, Gagging, Lesbian, Piercing, Reality, Tattoo, Toys
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Porn Stars: Kelly Wells
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Directors Cuts DP's #02
Out of all the chicks who have showed up so far in this flick, Kelly is the only one that I think any regular gentleman might have a problem with. She's wild, unpredictable and will generally fuck circles around any limp-dicked challenger. This is not the type of whore that you take lightly. Now Andrew and Rick are obviously seasoned pros. They have enough scenes under their respective belts to know how to handle a train wreck like Kelly. Don't think that you can just throw down with a girl who is willing to gag herself to the point of vomiting all over and then continues to suck dick without missing a beat. We're talking here about a level of roughness that would break the average woman in half. Like a sexual Incredible Hulk, Kelly has the ability to flip a switch and turn indestructible.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 18, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kelly Wells, Andrew Rivera, Rick Masters, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Extreme, Gagging, Gaper, Rimjob, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Lauren Phoenix, Venus
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Skeeter Kerkove
Full DVD Review: That's Fucked Up
Fuckin' A right! I'll take an enthusiastic girl/girl scene like this over the cold fish charade that most whores try to pull off. Normally, I'm not a huge fan of violence in porn, but who doesn't love a sweet catfight? Especially a big ass catfight . . .in latex . . .with big toys. Lest you forget that this is Lauren Phoenix and Venus we're talking about here. They're two of the most prolific and tenured porn stars in the business today. If anyone is able to rock out a high-energy dykefest, then it's going to be these two. Maybe Tory and Vanessa Lane might give them a run for their money. I don't know though - Lauren and Venus are far more shameless.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 16, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lauren Phoenix, Venus, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Skeeter Kerkove, Anal, ATM, Big Ass, Blonde, Brunette, Extreme, Gagging, Latex, Lesbian, Rimjob, Toys
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Porn Stars: Heather Gables
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Full DVD Review: Extreme Teen #37
Enter train wreck. You don't have to be a savvy porn scholar like myself to see the ominous black clouds forming in this scene. For one, right off the bat Heather Gables is dressed down beyond the point of believability. She's talking to stuffed animals and has a pacifier in her mouth. Given her track record, the more elaborate the outfit, the harder she pushes herself. I can tell you that this display falls right into the power curve of depravity when Heather mentally went off the deep end with super-rough gonzo - so consider this advance warning that what you're about to see goes beyond sex and towards vicious self-hatred.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 25, 2009
Rebel Tags: Heather Gables, Kris Slater, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Costumes, Extreme, Gagging, Rimjob, Teen, Toys