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Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Some might consider this is a groundbreaking format for a porn movie. From my jaundiced perspective, Rob Black is a lazy sack of shit. Why worry about clean cuts and perfect takes when you can let the cameras roll through everything and declare it a documentary? It doesn't make for a ton of chemistry between the performers, but that's not the supposed directorial vision. Instead, the goal is to remove the element of fantasy from the fucking, pull back the curtain and reveal the Wizard of Oz. OK, so it's not that grandiose. You basically get a lot of people calling for stills and Kelli Sparks complaining.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher
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Porn Stars: Sophie Evans
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Full DVD Review: Fuck-U-Mentary #02
I find it funny that neither of the performers says very much before stripping down and licking ass. The only people who speak on-camera are the crew. Does that constitute a documentary format? Filming the notes left by the homeowner would seem to fit the mold. Other than that, this is a standard sex scene. Tony Ribas does his usual manhandling, muscling Sophie Evans around into the positions that he wants. Don't worry - she likes it. Both of them actually remain rather quiet for the most part. Maybe Sophie is unaware that her ass is gaped out wider than a Gatorade® bottle.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sophie Evans, Tony Ribas, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Euro, Gaper, Reality, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Amber Wood, Jessica Jewel
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Full DVD Review: Fuck-U-Mentary #02
I've given Jessica Jewel a lot of grief in the past for being one of the dumbest whores ever. Perhaps I was overly harsh. Her pre-scene interview shows a much more personable side. Jessica's actually able to muster complete sentences and make a few jokes. It seems that her idiocy might be triggered when she's exposed to cock. Jessica enters a "zone" of dulled senses, which helps her to perform incredible butt fucking feats. Now if someone could explain to me how Amber Wood ended up with two assholes in her crack, then I'd be a happy camper.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Amber Wood, Jessica Jewel, Brian Surewood, Mark Wood, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Group, Reality
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Porn Stars: Kat Langer
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Full DVD Review: Fuck-U-Mentary #02
Kat Langer is a whore's whore - definitely the type that you're likely to find on an Extreme Associates set. She's not drop-dead gorgeous, but Kat does have an exhibitionist's sex drive that makes up for her physical shortcomings. Being thoroughly average is the best trait that she has going for her. Kat is attainable, relatable and ultimately, hotter than she otherwise would be. She doesn't do anal, but Stefano is allowed to pound on her pussy in every position imaginable. As a guy who's a beaver lover to begin with, the payoff is a monster load on Kat's face.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kat Langer, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher, Blonde, Reality, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Kelli Sparks
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Full DVD Review: Fuck-U-Mentary #02
Doth mine eyes deceive me? Catching Lee Stone in a scene with another dude is rarer than a snipe riding Halley's Comet. It doesn't happen. I also have more respect for Mark Wood, now that he was a part of this momentous occasion. Oh sure, Kelli Sparks is the one getting fucked. But frankly, she's interchangeable. Rob just phoned Jim South at World Modeling and had him send a bitch over. It's not like she's a contract star or anything . . .obviously. Kelli is nothing but complaints the entire time, which makes me feel sorry for the guys. They're trying to do their job, work some anal, execute a DP and essentially get this cunt paid. Meanwhile, Kelli spends most of her time cock-blocking and teasing. It's bush league stuff from a pathetic hooker and might be the specific reason that Lee Stone works solo.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kelli Sparks, Lee Stone, Mark Wood, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher, Anal, Outdoor, Piercing, Reality, Red Head, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Candy Cotton
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Full DVD Review: Fuck-U-Mentary #02
All the guys are remarkably nonchalant about circling in for the blowbang. They casually unzip their pants and shuffle over to Candy like they're going to piss out a fire. When you're as confident in your cock size as Lexington Steele and Mr. Marcus, nothing can distract you from the task at hand. As far as the documentary angle, you may notice Derek Newblood smoking up before the scene. Don't judge him. What's a better place to be high than on a porn set? He's not the first person to shoot film while stoned and certainly won't be the last. As for Candy, she revels in the role of the big-titted white whore.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Candy Cotton, Lexington Steele, Mark Anthony, Mr. Marcus, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Double Penetration, GangBang, Gaper, Horse Dick, Interracial, Money Shot, Reality
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Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
I struggle to comment on a movie like this. It still escapes me to whom such a concept might appeal. If you're a fan of ultra-violence, then you'd prefer something more realistic than what's presented. As far as bondage enthusiasts go, they'll be let down by the lack of restraint. Anyone into spanking might be turned off by the sloppiness of the interactions. In fact, the only type of person that I see watching this is someone who enjoys train wrecks. If that were indeed the case, then why would you come to a porn site and spend money? Should anyone be able to shed some light for me, please feel free to email: ezra@americanvice.com.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 24, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne
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Porn Stars: Cinder Gold, Anita Cannibal
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Beat Your Ass
Sorry for laughing, but this is the worst catfight ever. I might rather watch Gina Carano battling in the cage with no chance of nudity instead of these two muscley bitches flailing around with one another. On second thought, I'd take Gina in a heartbeat. Even in full MMA gear and getting punched in the face, she's sexier than either of these Amazons. Yes, I understand the whole fetish aspect of it. There are those of you who are into spankings and clothespins, and that's fine. All I'm saying is that sometimes less is more. If Anita and Cinder were less ugly, then I'd want to see more of them.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 24, 2010
Rebel Tags: Anita Cannibal, Cinder Gold, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Big Tits, Blonde, Bondage, Kink, Lesbian, Spanking
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Porn Stars: Kasorn Swan, Randi Storm
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Beat Your Ass
It just occurred to me how warped that your approach to interpersonal relationships must be in order to tackle something like this outside of porn. Make no mistake, people do this to each other for free. No cameras, no showmanship - it's all for them. Imagine a couple going to the grocery store after a similar session. "Hey, honey. Don't forget to grab some frozen peas. My ass is killing me!" What a bizarre situation. The mental path that leads someone to say, "I love you so much, I want to beat the crap out of you." Actually, that mindset isn't too uncommon. Guys who come home and wail on their wives rationalize that shit every day. Hmmm, maybe the controlled aggression of this scene isn't so bad. At least, Randi and Kasorn give it to each other equally.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 24, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kasorn Swan, Randi Storm, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Asian, Bondage, Brunette, Interracial, Kink, Lesbian, Spanking
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Porn Stars: Nicole Bass, Kristy Myst
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Slain Wayne
Full DVD Review: Beat Your Ass
So the jury is still out on Nicole Bass, which is why I'm not tagging this "lesbian." I swear that she's a dude hiding a cock in those gladiator shorts somewhere. She makes Aria look like Taylor Swift. How does Kristy Myst get herself into these predicaments? She had a signed contract with Extreme Associates. Wasn't that intended to exclude her from scenes like this one? Given the choice between plowing her asshole for a couple of hours and a quick spanking beat down from a she-man beast, the latter must have seemed like a less intrusive option.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 24, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kristy Myst, Nicole Bass, Extreme Associates, Directed By Slain Wayne, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Kink, Spanking
