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Porn Stars: Lana Croft
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
Lana Croft's striptease reminds me of the chick from "Superbad." The only thing missing is her telling Donny Long that she wants to give him a "blow-j." Even if Martha MacIsaac isn't stoked to be compared to a filthy Asian porn star, then she still has plenty of career left ahead to dilute the memorability of that scene. Lana Croft? For her part, she had better seize this opportunity. Whores don't have the luxury of critically acclaimed acting to make or break a career. It's more predicated on how well they stay in shape and the durability of their assholes. Judging by her performance here, I give Lana another three years, tops.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lana Croft, Donny Long, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Asian, ATM, Interracial, Small Tits, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Cytherea
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
Full DVD Review: Squirt This
Rather unceremoniously, the movie begins with Cytherea on her knees for Donny Long and her name misspelled on the screen. I'm immediately irritated. The good news is that if anyone is going to bring me back from the brink of a conniption, it's Cytherea. Something about the way that her body shakes, convulses and expels massive amounts of fluid always makes for compelling adult cinema, regardless of how poorly it is filmed. Nevertheless, as the scene rolls on, it becomes very apparent that this pairing was doomed from the start. Donny Long simply doesn't have the stroke to bring out Cytherea's demon. She pathetically piddles tiny streams of pee down on the camera, but this is not the squirt queen at her best by any means.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Cytherea, Donny Long, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Brunette, Cream Pie, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Jersey Jaxin
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: Missionary Impossible
Whose idea was it to shoot the tease and blowjob portions of this scene with green scribble lights strobing all over the performers? It has to be one of the most annoying things I've seen lately. I feel like Jersey and Donny are having sex inside the Matrix or something. They're in danger of travelling back to the future if her suck rate reaches 88 miles per hour. Mercifully, it ends when the fucking starts. I know - just when you're getting used to it, right? Don't worry. The streaks come back. Only they come at the end, in the form of Donny's load being plastered all over Jersey's face.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jersey Jaxin, Donny Long, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Brunette, Money Shot, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Ashley Gracie
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Sammy Slater
Full DVD Review: Barely 18 #28
In my experience, some girls love nipple sucking more than others. Some of them don't care for it at all, which is why it's a horrible leadoff move. Oh sure, if you're already heading for some hot and heavy foreplay, then why not? But if your goal is to use a nipple nibble to spark a previously uninterested slut into sleeping with you, then don't bother. It's one more case of porn misrepresenting real life, as Donny seems to find a magic switch in Ashley Gracie's nipples. Apparently, it's the switch that turns her from mild-mannered cake decorator into filthy mouthed porn director. Ashley calls the shots in this scene with an iron fist. She practically gives Donny a play by play of how to fuck her, as deliberate as a driving test. He knows how to do it - Ashley just directs him where to go.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ashley Gracie, Donny Long, Sin City Video, Directed By Sammy Slater, Brunette, Small Tits, Teen
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Porn Stars: Jaclyn Case
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: New Whores #07
Although she looks nothing like her in any facet, Jaclyn Case reminds me a lot of Gen Padova. Maybe it's something in the smile or the fact that she's frank with the way she answers Jim's questions. Of course, I dig her right away. Like a professor who starts everyone out with an "A," Jaclyn would have to totally shit the bed to not get a passing grade. That's clearly not a problem for her. She attacks Donny's cock with an utter disregard for gagging, determined to take him all the way down to the balls. On top of that, Jaclyn doesn't even short the fucking, which a couple of new whores have done in previous scenes. Every orifice she offers up seems to have endless depth. Don't get your hopes up though - her ass remains a mystery.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jaclyn Case, Donny Long, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Jim Powers, Brunette, Cream Pie
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Porn Stars: Monica Sweetheart
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Ass Fucked #05
The humorous aspect about this scene is Jim's inability to leave well-enough alone. There is no logical reason for the spiel about Monica being a Russian whore, fucked by the KGB. He just wanted to throw it in there as a goof and maybe a subtle political commentary. Why not? It's not like anyone will ever say, "You'll never believe the stuff I heard about Russian politics in this porno I was watching!" All humor aside, let's get down to Monica Sweetheart. The dame needs no introduction, as she is one of the most popular hardcore starlets ever to migrate from the Eastern Bloc. When you match her up against her fellow country-whores, there is absolutely no comparison. This performance isn't even anything spectacular for her, and it still remains head and shoulders above those previous. It's amazing what an experienced porn star can do with a simple bodystocking.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 8, 2008
Rebel Tags: Monica Sweetheart, Donny Long, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Euro
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Porn Stars: Kylie Richards
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Squirting Newcomers #03
Yup, this is basically how pornos get going. It innocently starts with a cute, young girl walking down the street in a short skirt. Then she's picked up by a random dude, goes back to his place and takes a bath. You know - because beautiful women always love to explore strangers' bathtubs. Putting aside the silliness of the set-up, Kylie is easily the cutest girl to appear in this movie so far. Watching her romp around and touch herself in the bath is a welcome addition. When Donny jumps in to join her, the scene gets very . . ."coupley." They look like a hardcore version of something out of a Caesars Resort® brochure. Inevitably, they end up fucking on the side of the tub, where Kylie has a chance to show off her amateur shaving skills. You'll hear no complaints from me. It's nice to see the human element maintained in porn from time to time.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 11, 2008
Rebel Tags: Kylie Richards, Donny Long, Coast to Coast, Directed By Stiv Gators, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Darryl Hanah
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Mother Fuckers #04
This scene takes about as long to get going as Dick Clark sitting in make-up on New Years' Eve. All three of these cats know that they're there to fuck - what's with all the posturing and Marine Corps pretense? It has nothing to do with anything else and certainly nothing to do with Darryl being the meat in a man sandwich. I mean - she is one of the best MILF's out there. Every minute she spends clothed in a scene is a minute wasted when she could be nurturingly fucking these young bucks. That is when Darryl is at her best. She doesn't just fuck - she teaches. She supports her guys both physically and verbally, cheering them on like an old master passing experience onto apprentices. However, this is no martial art or plumbing lesson (unless you consider this pipe laying). This is a DP that Donny and Seth aren't likely to forget for a long time.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 8, 2008
Rebel Tags: Darryl Hanah, Donny Long, Seth Dickens, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, MILF, Tattoo, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Kala Prettyman
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Juggernauts #05
Holy shit! Did Isabel Ice get really fat?! Nah, that's just Kala Prettyman. She's the jumbo-sized version of a sexy whore . . .which I guess makes her not as sexy. However, she does have big tits, so that always helps. They also look natural, which is even better. I don't know about you, but I'll definitely accept a few extra pounds if it means bigger boobs to play with. As far as naturals go, the two go hand in hand. Kala is fairly attractive, notwithstanding the bakery around her midsection. Besides, some people prefer an extra soft mattress. What I can't overlook is the total lack of effort on Kala's part when it comes to fucking. She acts as if she's never had a dick in her before. Donny might as well be humping the couch cushions, because Kala looks about as fun to fuck as a mayonnaise jar.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 16, 2008
Rebel Tags: Kala Prettyman, Donny Long, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Jim Powers, Big Tits, Blonde, Fat
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Porn Stars: Luscious Lopez
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Mexicunts #03
OK, it's damn clear who is getting the EC in this offering of Latina smut. Luscious Lopez blows every other whore in this flick out of the water, with the exception of Mika Brown. You've never seen an ass like hers in your life. People have formed religions over less worshipable objects! The fact that she knows how to dirty talk in Spanish (and has the awareness to do it throughout the scene) seals the deal. Sadly enough, none of the other whores could handle that - except Nikki, but she just sucks. Luscious voraciously eats Donny alive. The poor dude spends most of the scene either underneath or behind her. It's not a bad view from back there. But when Luscious is riding the shit out of you, you'll know it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 1, 2008
Rebel Tags: Luscious Lopez, Donny Long, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Editor's Choice, Interracial, Latina
