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Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
It's been a while since we've posted a movie like this. I've missed the lack of dialogue and subtle nuances of seduction displayed by European porn stars. Sure, "Internal Medicine" is no Twisted Tommy production, but there also aren't twenty dudes banging out one whore. This is a more intimate affair. Doctors and nurses are what it's all about. People in uniform and various states of injury set aside their pain and Hippocratic oaths for a few minutes of zesty crotch rubbing. Oh, like this doesn't happen in real hospitals every day? It does if you watch "Grey's Anatomy."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited
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Porn Stars: Simone De Marco
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. The same notion applies to porn. Well, maybe I've got a PhD in the latter, so that's a dumb attempted corollary. Regardless, I dig this concept, as unorthodox as it is. How often do you see two people fuck in an ambulance? No, not on the bumper, Jim Powers. I mean like IN the ambulance itself. Gurney, IV drip, neck brace and all, Simone De Marco marches through a gauntlet of medical devices to get what she wants: cock. There are certainly easier ways to go about having sex, but where's the fun in that?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Simone De Marco, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited, Brunette, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Euro, Settings
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Porn Stars: Lucie
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
Being debilitated can be sexy. Eight months in a sling after surgery turned out to be an aphrodisiac for my college gymnastics team. Who would have ever thought that the line, "You're going to need a helper" would actually work!? But enough about me. This focus here is on Lucie and her pseudo-injuries. She's not too bad off. A couple of temporary casts are quickly shed once her studly paramedic starts putting the moves on her. Lucie's desire to procreate is so strong that not even broken limbs can keep her from fucking!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lucie, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited, Blonde, Costumes, Euro, Settings
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Porn Stars: Susanna
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
I'm not going to ask why George Uhl is wearing bikini underwear with a long sleeve sweater. Europeans do some weird shit when it comes to men and their legs . . .and their balls. What's important to discuss is Susanna. She's the house nurse who loves to use George's office to do teases for the camera. You may have never seen a more exquisite set of breasts. But I'm jumping the gun, because Susanna is the worst seducer EVER. There's no dialogue or any sort of yearning look. She just starts pawing at George and trying to undo her buttons. Eventually, Susanna is disrobed (wouldn't be much of a scene if she wasn't), and George instantaneously feels like a young man again. That's the power of pussy.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Susanna, George Uhl, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited, Big Tits, Costumes, Euro, Red Head
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Porn Stars: Veronika
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
"Oh, woe is me. I have a massive head injury. I don't know what else to do but sit around in sexy lingerie and request a visit from that handsome doctor who makes house calls." Yup, there's the set-up. Veronika's scene is like a sexier version of "Misery." Despite the King Tut treatment on her head, she's infinitely more appealing than Kathy Bates. The bandages aren't completely unflattering, except it's difficult to pin down Veronika's hair color. We don't have a tag for "head wound wrap." I'm going to guess brunette. That's assuming her sparse carpet matches the drapes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
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Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
These are some decent pop shots but nothing notable to report. Can any of you jizz lovers tell me the name of the folder under which you save these files?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
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Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Uncredited
They should have changed the name of this movie to "Foreign Chicks Giving Shitty Handjobs." Some truth in advertising would be appreciated from time to time. It's quite a buzzkill, since every one of these girls is incredibly sexy. They all have fantastic natural boobs, as far as I can tell. What's more, they're curvy and soft bodied. This is exactly the type of caring, nurturing whore that you're looking to find for a handjob. And yet inexplicably, most of them suck at it. The cast ought to take lessons from Mellie Swan in salesmanship. Her scene ends up being the diamond in the rough.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, X-Worx, Directed By Uncredited
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Porn Stars: Arwen
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Handjob Addiction #02
It says Irina Love, but at American Vice, she's called Arwen. We're big J.R.R. Tolkien fans. Regardless of name, she's the girl absentmindedly stroking the faceless dude's cock while he tries desperately to delude himself into thinking that she cares. Sweetheart, some meager attempt at showmanship, please! It's a bummer, because Arwen is gorgeous. But there's no love in her at all. Every second of this scene is a second too long for her.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Arwen, X-Worx, Directed By Uncredited, Brunette, Euro, Handjob, POV
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Porn Stars: Mellie Swan
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Handjob Addiction #02
Arwen didn't set the bar very high, so the fact that Mellie Swan smiles has her beat immediately. This chick actually gets the point of the handjob exercise: to pretend that you like it! Mellie's attractive, fun and blessed with huge cans. There are also some hints of Avril Lavigne going on. "Hey, hey. You, you. Do you want a handjob? No way, no way. I think I'd rather bone you!" That's a new song I wrote. It's called, "Just The Tip."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Mellie Swan, X-Worx, Directed By Uncredited, Big Tits, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Euro, Handjob, POV
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Porn Stars: Sheila
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Handjob Addiction #02
Sheila gets props for paying attention to detail. She's also chubby, which reminds me of the sluts who used to give me handjobs in middle school. My only knock against her is the frightening intensity. Speed, pressure and friction are the critical components that go into a quality handjob. It's not always necessary to dial each up to eleven and strangle the dude's dick like it killed your parents. Notice the bite marks on Sheila's tits? This whore is intense!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sheila, X-Worx, Directed By Uncredited, Blonde, Euro, Handjob, POV