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Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Generally speaking, there is one way to ensure that your point will never be taken seriously: swear profusely. When is the last time you heard a president or world leader accentuate their speech with colorful language? These are the decision makers, my friends, and not bottom-feeding degenerates like Thomas Zupko - a miscreant that shoots himself in the foot twice by trying to rest his soapbox on the unsteady ground of porn. Come on! Does he honestly think anyone cares about his hippy smoke, anti-establishment nonsense? I guarantee that the only person who gets off on a title like this is Zupko himself. Well, maybe some of those misguided youth who think that Insane Clown Posse is a cool band, but boot camp will straighten them right out.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko
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Porn Stars: Chloe Dior
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Ass Clowns #03
So ummmmm, what the fuck? Frankly, I don't even know what to tell you about this scene. It is so far off the reservation that it might as well be Mexico. Here's what happens: Chloe Dior stumbles in wearing a wedding dress, looking confused and forlorn. She takes a bite of a tomato, and the sun sets. Apparently, her vegetable slaughter doesn't sit well with Brian and Valentino. They're a bizarre, redneck asshole plant duo or something. What does that have to do with pig slop? Nothing and don't let Zupko try to feed you some "next level" bullshit either. He was frying when he thought of this - that's all there is to it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Chloe Dior, Brian Surewood, Valentino, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Blonde, Costumes, Extreme, Sick and Demented, Splosh, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Jennifer Steele
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Ass Clowns #03
Mr. Pete's terrible Middle Eastern accent is amazingly trumped by Brian Surewood's attempt at flute playing. I wonder how many games of Skee-Ball it took him to score that prize? The belly dancers are awful as well, but they do make Jennifer Steele appear desirable by comparison. She happens to be done up like a leopard or a cow or a giraffe or something with spots. Despite the fact that I can't decipher which of God's creatures, she does deserve credit (or rather the person who painted her) for the achieved effect. Of course, it rubs off eventually, but what do you expect? The whore is working up quite a sweat while riding Brian into the dirt floor. Judging by the way she takes her pop shots, I'll concede that I was dead wrong with the mammal guesses. I think Jennifer is supposed to be a snake.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jennifer Steele, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Costumes, Double Penetration, Sick and Demented, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Bree Brooks
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Ass Clowns #03
One Hollywood masterpiece that I never thought I would see tackled in the porn realm: "The Elephant Man." This is a bold attempt that seems doomed from conception - it's Anthony fucking Hopkins and David Lynch we're talking about! How can Thomas Zupko and Valentino even do it an iota of justice, if it is indeed a title they respect? Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but the fiasco of this scene is far more disturbing than grotesque facial deformity. Even worse is the feeble attempt by Rob Black to drive traffic to the Extreme Associates website by claiming "artistic censorship." Bree isn't dropping deuces anywhere, so what's the fucking problem? The only aspect that needs to be censored is Zupko's artistic license to make crap like this.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Bree Brooks, Mr. Pete, Valentino, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Blonde, Costumes, Piercing, Sick and Demented, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Dannaca Grey
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Ass Clowns #03
A white guy with cornrows, huh? Yeah, this is fortunately not our classic depiction of the lord and savior - otherwise, nobody would be listening to a damned thing he ever said. Who would bother walking the path of someone who so obviously makes bad decisions? That's why nobody pays attention when Zupko talks. This scene is a prime example. My advice (and I don't have cornrows) is to not watch it. Half the footage is "censored" out, because Surewood starts out up on a cross. If Mel Gibson's depiction is allowed to piss off an army of Jews, then why can't Zupko do a lousier rendition and have Jesus fuck the doubting whore? That sends a much more inspiring message about where to put your trust.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Dannaca Grey, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Costumes, Sick and Demented
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Porn Stars: Veronica Caine
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Ass Clowns #03
There are certainly American soldiers who would watch this and throw up all over their well-deserved medals. Then there are probably others who would interpret it in a more positive light and laugh their asses off. Either way, it's one of those scenes that you can't help but watch. Osama Bin Laden gets his dick sucked for fuck's sake! You sure as shit don't see that every day. Valentino shows surprising versatility by stepping into the role. Veronica simply does what she does best - lies back and spreads her legs. Remember kids: Save a whore, fuck a terrorist.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Veronica Caine, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Valentino, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Blonde, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Extreme, GangBang, Salad Tossing, Sick and Demented, Toys
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Porn Stars: Veronica Caine
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Ass Clowns #03
OK, all you patriotic fuck holes that are still fuming over the last scene can breathe easy now. Even a guy as sick and twisted as Zupko has a soft spot in his heart for the troops. It's practically like singing God Bless America at a baseball game and over nearly as fast. Though technically, aren't these sloppy seconds? Gee, I don't know about that. I'd consider it a worse insult to have the GI's cleaning Hadji spunk off their cocks. Oh well, they still have the good sense to fuck and leave the bitch.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Veronica Caine, Brett Rockman, Dick Nasty, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Costumes, Two On One
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Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Somewhere in a dark corner of Southern California, Adam West is laughing his ass off. Hopefully, he's also calling his lawyer. Yeah, like Zupko has any money to go after. I think it's painfully obvious five minutes into this zaniness that he spent every last dime on drugs. Or as he calls them, "inspiration." My take is that this production goes well beyond the level of humorous porn into the theater of the absurd. Not one minute goes by (even during the sex) that there isn't an "off the reservation" moment. What's worse is that the storyline doesn't jive. Zupko, seriously! If you're going to devote half your movie to terrible dialogue and extravagant plot twists, then at least make it good. This nonsensical garbage combined with gross mispronunciation of words is a disgrace to us all.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko
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Porn Stars: Bridgette Monroe
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Adventures Of Mammary Man And Jugg Woman
Fans of sixties television will quickly recognize the influence of a certain campy show on this production. Fans of big tits will probably be too busy staring at Bridgette Monroe's giant jugs . . .or Brian Surewood's costume, depending on how severe their perversion is. The rest of you will probably be too busy laughing at the whole situation to focus on anything of a sexual nature. Way to go, Zupko. You've succeeded in taking anal sex with one of the most recognizable porn whores of all-time and turned it completely asexual. He seems to have a knack for that. I wish I could tell you more about this scene, but truth be told, it left me speechless.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Bridgette Monroe, Brian Surewood, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Costumes, Feature, Piercing, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Kikki Encina
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Full DVD Review: Adventures Of Mammary Man And Jugg Woman
Every superhero needs a supervillain to do battle with. In this case, Mammary Man and Jugg Woman are equaled by their opponents, Mr. Cheese and Osteel Perosis. Isn't that brand infringement? I'm sure that the good people who serve ice cream and delicious burgers aren't too happy about their name being used in reference to such a grotesque display of sexuality. Hell, if I were on their board, I'd be more pissed about the quality of the title than the name usage. Don't ask me how Kikki Encina and Claudio even manage to get into anything resembling a sexual situation. All of a sudden, she drops to her knees and starts sucking. Kikki also can't help but laugh every time she looks up at Claudio in his cheese head costume. Neither can I, frankly. It's one of the more ridiculous things that you're ever likely to see.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kikki Encina, Claudio, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Costumes, Feature, Piercing
