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Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Prom queens with tiaras and pretty dresses have long been a staple in porn. Be honest - what guy didn't want to fuck the prom queen? If I could remember who mine was, then I probably did, too. It's an easy fantasy to manufacture because it's so universal. Now rolling that into an ass fucking title is somewhat trickier. You have to come up with a justification for these skanks to request it in their butt. Gee, how about throwing it out there that they like anal? Brilliant! And we wonder why people with almost no formal education are able to thrive in this industry.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Porn Stars: Cody Lane
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
There are lot of reasons for a whore to strip out of her clothes. Bitchy, depressing masturbation should never be one of them. Nobody wants to see that shit! Hookers aren't supposed to have problems - real or imaginary. Their job is to smile all the time and pretend that EVERYTHING feels orgasmic. Cody needs to take some lessons, because she looks totally bummed this entire scene. She does perk up when Nick gives her the tiara, but that's the extent of her acting range. Stoney says, "be sad" at the beginning and sure enough, every stroke of the cock is like another note of "November Rain."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cody Lane, Nick East, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Piercing, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Lana Croft
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
Lana Croft's striptease reminds me of the chick from "Superbad." The only thing missing is her telling Donny Long that she wants to give him a "blow-j." Even if Martha MacIsaac isn't stoked to be compared to a filthy Asian porn star, then she still has plenty of career left ahead to dilute the memorability of that scene. Lana Croft? For her part, she had better seize this opportunity. Whores don't have the luxury of critically acclaimed acting to make or break a career. It's more predicated on how well they stay in shape and the durability of their assholes. Judging by her performance here, I give Lana another three years, tops.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lana Croft, Donny Long, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Asian, ATM, Interracial, Small Tits, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Sammy Cruz
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
In case you ever forget Sammy Cruz's name mid-fuck, simply roll her over to doggiestyle for a not so subtle reminder. Man, I could have used that on a number of occasions in college. You know what else would have been awesome? Girls this dumb. If Sammy will give it up for this lame excuse, then she'll fuck anyone with a pulse. Frankly, it boggles my mind how Dave Hardman stays employed in porn valley. He can't remember lines or improv to save his life. Moreover, his pipe laying skills have gone WAY downhill. Is the adult industry so bereft of quality male talent that people are forced to hire Dave on a regular basis? Except for being a last-minute fill-in or a $50 stuntcock, I don't see why anyone would call him.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sammy Cruz, Dave Hardman, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Interracial, Latina, Teen
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Porn Stars: Sasha Knox
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
Sasha Knox is very familiar with playing schoolgirl roles. She made quite a run with Jim Powers, and now she's doing the same for Stoney Curtis. Is it possible to be typecast in porn? Do you think that some bimbo slut has ever been stupid enough to arrive on set and go, "Damnit, I'm just having sex in another scene? When do I get a chance to showcase my versatility with some dialogue?" Sasha doesn't need dialogue to bring versatility to her performance. All she needs is Rick's cock and flexibility on positions. When left to her own devices, Sasha can hang with the best. This is one for the scrapbook.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sasha Knox, Rick Masters, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Gaper, Rimjob, Teen
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Porn Stars: Amber Rayne
Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
Amber Rayne hasn't been the queen of anything in her life, nor was she concerned about high school popularity or group activities like sports. She's an individual, a wayward soul, a fuckhole of the highest caliber - but also rebel. The bottom line is that you'd never expect Amber to covet Homecoming Queen honors. Although she isn't above pretending to care in order to score some of Talon's dick. Clearly, it aligns with her agenda. Whether it's to secure votes from the committee or for her own selfish desires, the actual objective is irrelevant. You'll wanna see Talon stick his cock up Amber's ass and bring out the nympho in her. She's a dynamite way to end this movie.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Amber Rayne, Talon, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Small Tits, Teen
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Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Confessions Of A Teenage Anal Queen
How anyone makes nine minutes of BTS footage this boring is beyond me. There's a chick sticking a butt plug up her ass!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Fast cars and group sex. It's been the recipe for nine volumes now. Why bother changing? On a positive note, Stoney is refining his act in these more recent editions. He's discovered that he can get involved sexually with the talent. Stoney's also learning to keep the dialogue short at the beginning and quickly proceed to the fucking. Lastly, he realizes that contrary to what they're saying, nobody gives a fuck about the cars. They don't display "Grease" or "Bullitt" in a special section of the video store. But throw the word "Anal" in front of either of them and it's a whole different ballgame.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Porn Stars: Julie Meadows, Shasta
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #09
A lot of guys have been in this position before. You're driving down the street with a buddy or two, and a carful of girls pulls up beside, looking for a good time. Now here's something that most of you HAVEN'T done: Taken them up on it. Why not? All it requires is a set of nuts and the ability to use them. What's the worst that happens? They say "no" and you chastise them for falsely advertising their sluttiness. Best-case scenario: you're bumping uglies with a couple of horny broads in less than an hour. Follow Pat's lead and make sure to push for anal, too. Notice how much Shasta is enjoying herself!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Julie Meadows, Shasta, Pat Myne, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Temple, Jessica Jewel, Emilia
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #09
I always knew that Jessica Jewel was unpredictable, but I never pegged her to be packing a strap-on to a photo shoot. If Herschel hadn't initiated his own threesome, then someone was going to get plowed by rubber cock regardless. Emilia and Temple are oblivious to how close they came to a lesbian beat down. Saved by Jewish hog once again. Well, sort of. They both get their fair share of the strap-on before it's all said and done, but Jessica's needs aren't ignored either. That's the benefit of group sex - everybody shares.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Emilia, Jessica Jewel, Temple, Herschel Savage, Stoney Curtis, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Group, Toys
