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Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
The loose premise behind this movie is that Mr. Marcus is on the hunt for big booty girls to be in his video. Did he go and he declare himself the black Pussyman all of a sudden? The set-ups are actually remarkably close. Mr. Marcus has his "assistants" who do the auditions on his behalf, and he occasionally gets involved himself. I think this was even shot in the same house. It doesn't make for a bad bit of smut. My suggestion is that next time, he might want to think about setting his sights slightly higher.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort
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Porn Stars: Lady Armani
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: I Love Booty
Booty lovers, you're off to one hell of a start with Lady Armani. The word "shelf" comes to mind immediately. Her butt suspends over the end of the piano bench like a flying buttress in a Renaissance cathedral. Too bad, it looks equally as weathered in texture. What the fuck has this bitch been doing to her ass - sitting on a hot stove? There is no amount of cocoa butter that can save her now. Those blemishes are permanent. It's a damn shame, too, because Armani's booty is megafine otherwise. Now she has a rotten ass crack to add to her deflated, floppy titties.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lady Armani, L.T., 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Anal, Big Ass, Black
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Porn Stars: Mone Divine
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: I Love Booty
Mone Divine is lucky that she has a nice booty, because everything on her from the neck up isn't cuttin' it. Hey, I'm not hatin'! Her curves are fine, and she has a great set of tits. All I'm saying is that her face looks like it crawled out of an unmarked grave. Remember the zombies in Michael Jackson's Thriller video? The females had wispy thin hair and huge foreheads. The necessary make-up took hours to do. Mone walks around like that all the time! She's not doing herself any favors with those gapped teeth either. They only serve to draw more attention to the glazed over stare that she gets while grinding on Weed like a Ten Dollar Tuesday lap dance. Mone is a chickenhead, if I've ever seen one.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mone Divine, Devlin Weed, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Big Ass, Black
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Porn Stars: Angel Eyes
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: I Love Booty
It's about time! You can't possibly hope to have a decent booty movie without Angel Eyes. Not only is she a far more accomplished porn whore than the first two ho's combined, but her ass can practically cash its own checks. I don't know why Marcus even bothers with Lady Armani in this scene. Two is better than one, I suppose. Still, Angel by herself is more than most guys can handle. She's clearly a handful for Mr. Marcus. No wonder he kicks Armani to the curb.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Angel Eyes, Mr. Marcus, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Big Ass, Black, Editor's Choice
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Porn Stars: Stacey Sweet
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: I Love Booty
Short on willing auditioners to put these girls through the paces, Marcus must have opted for Stacey to fly solo. It's not a long scene at barely over five minutes, but Stacey isn't all that creative anyway. She basically knows how to move her toy in and out, glance up at the camera occasionally and moan like there is someone else in the room. Personally, I wouldn't give her the part.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Stacey Sweet, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Big Ass, Black, Masturbation, Toys
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Porn Stars: Tinkerbell
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: I Love Booty
Light-skinned sista's can have booty just the same as the darker ones. It don't need to be black to make it clap! Tinkerbell proves that. Once again, she ain't the hottest trick on the block, but it's all about the big asses in this movie. There she's definitely a contender. Even better, she has less forehead than Mone and no skin problems like Armani. I choose to ignore her stretch marks and post-baby belly, given that they're somewhat industry standard for her subdivision. The whore wouldn't be sucking dick for a paycheck, if she had athletic ability or college level intelligence! She's got kids to feed . . .fuck. Getting a two-for-one from Devlin and Dwayne means that the family will be ordering extra cornbread with their KFC® this weekend.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Tinkerbell, Devlin Weed, Dwayne Cummings, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Big Ass, Black, Tattoo, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Stacey Sweet
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: I Love Booty
Looks like Stacey Sweet isn't leaving the house after only contributing a brief masturbation scene. Not while L.T. still has some nut left in his balls anyway. Is it weird that she strikes me as a black Hayden Panettiere? I certainly hope not, because that girl is a smoke show. My apologies to any "Heroes" fans who may take offense. I sincerely mean it as a compliment to Stacey. She's super-cute, even when sucking on L.T.'s sideways cock. Seriously, the trouser snake is twisted ninety degrees off center. Remember that the next time you get carried away choking the shit out of your tool. Try a little tenderness.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Stacey Sweet, L.T., 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Big Ass, Black, Rimjob
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Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: I Love Booty
For those of you who want to learn how to do the booty shake, Lady Armani lays down a nice tutorial. For those of you who want to see a crazy horndog, check out how much Devlin is into Mone.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Sorry to disappoint, but there's nothing here even close to an amateur, and I wouldn't exactly call the girls "Ho's." A ho to me implies a certain level of soul or ethnicity, if you will. The closest resemblance to ethnic diversity that this movie has is Lisa Daniels. But hers is a result of spending too much time in the sun. As far as the amateur theme goes - nice try. Changing a whore's name doesn't change who she really is. Considering that I don't even read the credits anymore and rely solely on the face, I won't be convinced otherwise. There are plenty of youngin's out there who are dying to get into porn and be discovered. Do some legwork and go find them. Don't insult someone like Lexi Love by calling her an amateur. She's pro all the way!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 8, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort
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Porn Stars: Lexi Love
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: Vicky Vette's Amateur Ho's
Lexi Love is a whore of many talents. Walking down hardwood steps in twelve-inch stilettos is not on the list. Yes, she can balance fine and gyrate in one place, but she's unsteady when too much motion is involved. This from a chick who can suspend herself around a dude's waist in a "Flying V" fuck position? (Check out Ellismania.com for the video) Evidently, leg strength doesn't always equal good balance. However, a slight stumble here and there doesn't stand a chance of getting me out of the Lexi Love fan club. Find me a whore with a better tattoo/muff combination or who has more fun doing scenes, and I'll submit my resignation.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 8, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lexi Love, Alec Knight, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Squirt