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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
There is one reason and one reason only to watch this movie: the teens in it are fucking HOT! Every single one of them is topnotch, even the curvaceous Elisha Winters. Aside from them, the movie is for shit. It's low budget directing with thrown together storylines and a total absence of dialogue. The sound is edited poorly to cut out on-camera direction, and everyone looks as though they have no idea what they're doing. That being said, the scenes are still worth checking out to discover some of the hot new faces of porn. I'd be happy seeing every single one of these chicks in another movie, preferably with another studio and definitely with another director.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 31, 2007
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis
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Porn Stars: Michelle Maylene
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #03
Where's the effort anymore? Really. Is it that hard to procure a schoolroom set for a school themed scene? That would probably be too much to ask for considering that Mike doesn't even bother to do a take in which the dialogue is delivered convincingly. Now that every Lenny Lame Nuts with a camera and a one-page outline can call himself a porn director, I guess that's the quality of product you get. At least the talent showed up to play for this scene. Michelle Maylene is one of the brightest teen starlets to hit porn in years, and Talon is a guy who is going to be around for a while. They really look to be enjoying each other, but the directorial quality here is for shit. I feel like I'm watching the Pam and Tommy Lee video again.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 31, 2007
Rebel Tags: Michelle Maylene, Talon, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Brunette, Teen
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Porn Stars: Lynn Pleasant
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #03
Slightly improved from the last scene, we have a nice car and a real garage. Two dirty mechanics, Jon and Mark, get their hands on Joey Ray's "daughter," Lynn Pleasant, through a series of poorly acted events. I mean, you get the idea of what's going on, but it's not by any intended action of the director. It's more like, "Oh, I guess that chick is horny. Look, those two mechanics are standing there." Thankfully, Lynn Pleasant's youthful good looks and tight teen pussy save the day. She takes a huge load to the face, but at that point, she's done all she can do to save this sinking ship of a scene.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 31, 2007
Rebel Tags: Lynn Pleasant, Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Blonde, Teen
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Porn Stars: Mindy Lee
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #03
The smart thing to do with a low budget movie like this is to keep things simple. A slut and her boyfriend with a couple hours alone is all the premise you need for a hot teen scene. They barely even have to speak! Mindy is such a cute teen, I don't give a shit if she speaks at all. Now throw in Ben English's savvy on-screen demeanor and you have a half hour of footage that goes beyond expectation. See how easy that is? The fact that Dez continues to express disapproval and stay in character well into the scene is fantastic. Mindy is getting absolutely slammed by Mr. English, and Dez genuinely seems to be pissed off about it. That's exactly why people love the "Screw My Wife" series, and it's exactly why they should do a "Screw My Teen Girlfriend" series. Conflict makes for compelling viewing.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 31, 2007
Rebel Tags: Mindy Lee, Ben English, Dez, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Money Shot, Teen, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Jenny Hendrix
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #03
Chances are if you pick up a random teen in front of the mall and she openly tells you she's been shoplifting, she won't need much convincing to engage in other scandalous or possibly illegal activities. All Mark Ashley has to tell Jenny Hendrix is that he's not married and her hand in on his cock before you can say "statutory." However, he does break the golden rule of fucking strangers: never show them where you live! You never know - Jenny could be after more than Mark has planned, but then again, he gives her way more than she bargained for in terms of dick. You'll never believe how much cock she crams in that tiny mouth of hers.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 31, 2007
Rebel Tags: Jenny Hendrix, Mark Ashley, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Brunette, Teen
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Porn Stars: Elisha Winters
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #03
Any girl out and about with nipples as hard as Elisha's has to be looking for a hard cock to fuck. The fact that she's a big girl only serves to increase those odds. No wonder Jenner finds himself inside of her less than four minutes after they meet on the street. In case you didn't know, there is a scientific ratio between the size of a girl and how easy she is. Take Elisha, for example. She's most likely the "Amazon" amongst her group of friends. Because all of her shorter, skinnier friends get hit on constantly, she feels the need to take advantage of every opportunity she gets to fuck. That immediately increases your odds of taking her home on the first night and fucking the shit out of her, possibly even with a buddy, as is the case here.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 31, 2007
Rebel Tags: Elisha Winters, Jenner, Sascha, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Big Tits, Brunette, Teen, Two On One
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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #03
As usual, Dez just can't keep his hands off the talent. I wonder if it's in his contract that he gets to fuck every girl who appears in his movies. If it's not, that could be the reason for the downfall of Smash Pictures
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 31, 2007
Rebel Tags: Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Once again, I am forced to eat my words about Mike Metropolis and Smash Pictures. Though most of their stuff is usually bland and cliché, this movie stands out as a triumph in the teen genre. Some good casting and a couple funny mini-plots keep everything moving along. The actors aren't required to do anything too complex, which helps. If you don't have time to make it through the whole thing, don't worry. Skip over Myah Monroe and Jasmine Tame. The quality scenes are the first and last featuring Cassie and Karina. Jersey is sandwiched in the middle. Hers is worth watching as well, if you don't mind a little piracy. Gyaarrrrrr!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 24, 2007
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis
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Porn Stars: Cassie Young
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #02
The ageless clone of Nikki Hunter in her prime, Cassie Young, runs out of gas on her way to a "Teen Idol" dance audition. So it makes perfect sense that she'd suggest going back to Mark Ashley's house. Clearly, she has intentions other than a career in dance. While dancing may be a big part of what she does, it's not the big moneymaker (at least for her). Speaking of big moneymakers, Mark isn't exactly a lightweight in the cock department. Rather than cutting the scene a million times to hide Cassie's intimidation, Mike lets the cameras roll right through it. With a girl like her, you almost have to. Cassie is so animated and verbally spontaneous, it makes for great entertainment. Just don't ask her to role-play.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 24, 2007
Rebel Tags: Cassie Young, Mark Ashley, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Gagging, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Myah Monroe
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Full DVD Review: Teen Idol #02
Myah Monroe is the kind of culturally confused whore you see hanging out at a gas station - high as shit on a Friday night with her loser of a small time drug-dealing boyfriend. She's the perfect "Teen Idol" for Mark Davis to teach a few old school tricks. Nothing takes the ghetto out of a bitch faster than an English cock in the ass from a dude twice her age. Even the threat of it is enough to scare Myah straight. Not wanting to take any chances, Mark also makes her lick his asshole. It's that kind of extra attention that keeps these bitches fucking for money instead of moving back to their trailer homes with their moms.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 24, 2007
Rebel Tags: Myah Monroe, Mark Davis, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Brunette, Rimjob, Salad Tossing, Teen
