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Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Out of the most meager seeds, the strongest plants grow. That's a semi-poetic way to describe this first run at the concept of "Pimped by an Angel." I've already reviewed the sequel and the fourth volume in the series. So we figured, what the fuck - let's throw in the rest of them! Then we remembered why we didn't in the first place. The video quality is marginal. It's about as good as the acting. Though I usually blame that on the performers, Nelson X is going to take the rap this time. He doesn't give anyone a whole lot to work with. Even the limited dialogue hangs without purpose, just like all the slapping that Valentino tries to do in the last scene. The effort is there but not the substance.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner
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Porn Stars: Sky
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
If you need an indication as to the age of this title, then check out Joel Lawrence. He's practically a young man. Hey, he still shops at Old Navy®! But enough about Joel. Sky is the attraction that you've all come to see. She has her porn star look on lock down with fake tits and completely waxed nether regions. Don't forget about the huge weave in her hair, too. No wonder she doesn't want to mess around with Joel before work. You're left to speculate what Sky does for a living. Presumably, one misplaced extension could drastically reduce her fair market value.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sky, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
I wouldn't have expected to find Briana Banks in a movie like this. But once in a while, we stumble across some forgotten gems of porn's prior decade. These are the ones that helped to establish the up and cummers as big money, contract whores. Speaking of big and money - take a gander at Briana's tits. They're so modified that they defy Newton's fundamental laws of physics. No amount of reverse cowgirl fucking can shake them loose. Do such thoughts enter a porn star's mind when having elective surgery? Has anyone said, "Doc, I want them to look perfect in doggiestyle and when I'm on my back. Any other position, they can sort of hang wherever."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Outdoor, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Claudia Adkins
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
Dale DaBone (aka Johnny College) is wearing the exact same sweater and cargo pant combo that I used to rock back in the day. Fortunately, my fashion sense has continued to develop and is no longer this sad. Almost as sad as being able to cram eight fingers between a female's legs. Who finds that sexy? I can initially see the novelty angle, but eventually, those holes end up with a cock in them. And unless Claudia Adkins has the most pliable pussy lips on Earth, nobody wants to throw a half-inch pipe in a two-inch drain.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Claudia Adkins, Dale DaBone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: Miko Lee
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
It didn't occur to me until about midway through this scene that Miko Lee is wearing sunglasses because she's blind. Why wasn't the walking stick a dead giveaway? I must have been distracted by the curvature of her frame and the vigor with which she fucks Evan Stone. That's right - SHE fucks HIM. No, not in the ass or anything. I mean that Miko is the one initiating most of the contact. She's clearly not afraid of Evan's lengthy cock and in fact, seems to relish it. Without the benefit of sight, all you have to go on is feeling.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Miko Lee, Evan Stone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Asian, Feature, Interracial, Outdoor
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Porn Stars: Gwen Summers
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
You had to see this scene coming from a mile away, but I was shocked that Valentino gets so physical with Gwen in a Legend feature. While Jerry T. isn't opposed to shooting the extreme hardcore stuff (as evidenced by his Lex Drill series), movies like this one used to be the heavy rotation on hotel PPV and late night cable. Those realms are restricted to lighter sexual fare. Then again, Valentino is supposed to be a super pimp, which has its pros and cons. Big old Cadillac convertible: Pro. Awkwardly aggressive role-playing with Gwen Summers: Con.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Gwen Summers, Valentino, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Feature, Interracial, Outdoor, Rimjob, Salad Tossing
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Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
Chris Cannon can be a cranky bitch in the morning. That must be why he has a huge coffee mug. Speaking of huge, Evan Stone tells a hilarious story about fucking a deaf/mute woman.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
This is a story about the complications of love in the adult industry. While I wouldn't go so far as to call it an in-depth documentary, it does strike a few chords of truth. You have to appreciate Nelson X's scathing honesty in his dialogue and Jerome Tanner's ability to coax self-deprecating performances out of his whores. What's that old saying? "If you can't laugh at yourself . . ." Well, I suspect that most porn people have a fairly good sense of humor. Either that or they're completely crazy. More likely, it's a little from Column A and a little from Column B.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 1, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner
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Porn Stars: Lain Oi
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Hate: A Love Story
How's this for underrated? Lain Oi. I can almost guarantee that you've never heard of her. But after this scene, you may want to check out some of her other work. She's a lunch pail whore with filth appeal - the kind of gal that you may not spot until you've had a few drinks. While Lain won't get nominated for any beauty pageant honors, she is seriously capable of fucking you stupid. Not like Steve does a whole lot to push her, but that isn't the point of the story. "Porn chicks are heads you jerk off with."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 1, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lain Oi, Steve Holmes, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Eva Angelina
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Hate: A Love Story
Perhaps I've been hard on Eva Angelina in the past. She's not quite as annoying as I make her out to be. Something about those glasses must subliminally piss me off. Give the bitch credit, she does know how to put asses in the seats with masturbation and teases. If the silicone in her boobs were less rock solid, then I might come around 180°. Since that ain't happening anytime soon, why don't we take baby steps? This scene with Reno is a good start. You would typically expect a fan favorite like Eva to show more commitment to the pop shot, but maybe that's asking too much.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 1, 2010
Rebel Tags: Eva Angelina, Reno, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Brunette, Feature
