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Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Derek Newblood
Derek isn't afraid to take chances on fresh and untried talent. It's a decent strategy that protects the street credit of the series, but let's face it: "Young Muff" used to be directed by a dude dressed up like a giant turd. Thankfully, those days are behind us, and the endless supply of whores keeps coming through the doors. This is actually a decent movie, given that the collective experience level of the girls is a whopping 3 hours between them. There's one scene thrown in with Tianna Tease that doesn't belong. Perhaps they were running low on footage and thought, "Hey! Here's Derek's sex tape that he made with his girlfriend. Throw that shit in, bitch! Nobody will ever notice."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Derek Newblood
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Porn Stars: Chance
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #17
Silk boxers, a vinyl bikini and a landing strip long enough for the Concord to take off from, Chance definitely has a style all her own. That's probably because she doesn't have too much experience showing off for the camera. Now Mr. Pete? He's fucked damn near every single whore in porn valley. And as long as he keeps going in this series, that number will continue to grow by the day. Even if Chance's career in adult movies fizzles (which it almost assuredly will), she can take solace in having pulled it together for one glorious scene. That's enough to make all the time she spends at the gym worthwhile.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Chance, Mr. Pete, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Derek Newblood, Black, Interracial, Tattoo, Teen
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Porn Stars: Tianna Tease
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #17
Let me offer a disclaimer for this scene and get it out of the way: Contrary to what the adult industry would have you believe, not all the women who have ever been filmed having sex on-camera are strong-minded, business savvy, perfectly compliant porn whores. Some of them are simply wayward girls off the street in need of a paycheck, willing to step outside their comfort zone and risk personal indignity in the name of public fornication. That's where Tianna Tease fits in. She's no pro. Worse yet, she's not even a decent fuck. Most of that must be due to how nervous she is, although I doubt that she is much of a nympho even when totally relaxed. Want some amateur junk? Here it is.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Tianna Tease, Derek Newblood, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Derek Newblood, Brunette, Teen
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Porn Stars: Ryan Meadows
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #17
I'm with Derek. I'm positive that I've seen Ryan Meadows before. She's the semi-hot one in her group of friends, aka the slut - the one who initiates the dance circle and goes home with a different guy from the club every weekend. Her popularity is based solely on the fact that she puts out, which explains why she ends up here. If Ryan is going to be handing out blowjobs and butt fucks at last call, then she might as well be getting paid for it during the daylight hours. Is it possible to moonlight as a party girl and just fuck all day? If it is, then Ryan would likely jump at the opportunity.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ryan Meadows, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Derek Newblood, Anal, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Piercing, Teen
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Porn Stars: Piper Austin, Riley Roberts
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #17
I don't hate girls who smoke pot. I just hate girls WHEN they smoke pot. It's one of the most retarded things you've ever watched the opposite sex do. They have no clue how to properly do it. Something about the dexterity of holding the pipe, lighting the bowl and trying to look cool during the process doesn't remotely jive. Now I'm not talking about the hardcore hippy girls. They could spark the bong on the back of a moving flatbed truck. I'm referring to the type of girls who purchase their porn outfits at Hot Topic® and give the camera attitude, doing their best to emulate the one Jenna Jameson video that they saw while drunk at a house party. Teenage lesbians, you gotta love 'em.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Piper Austin, Riley Roberts, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Derek Newblood, Blonde, Brunette, Lesbian, Teen, Toys
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Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Derek Newblood
This edition is the usual mix of sketchy old men, white-pantied teens and poorly acted situations in far corners of the Extreme Associates offices. Hey, they're nothing if not consistent. Actually, there is one glimmer of hope amidst the porno rookies and hardened pedophiles. Scene three, featuring Lisa Marie and director, Derek Newblood, could be considered groundbreaking. If only he had put in a bit more effort, I would certainly endow the work with that befitting title. The scene itself isn't a technical masterpiece. There are plenty of shadows to deal with, and the cock through the boxers move is always unacceptable. However, it's the premise that is terrific. School-skipping teenagers at home with mom's video camera. Such simplicity is genius and well worth having reviewed the whole movie.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Extreme Associates, Directed By Derek Newblood
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Porn Stars: Katrina
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Extreme Teen #33
Part of me wants to shove pens in my ears so I don't have to listen to Katrina's ridiculous stonewalling of Herschel Savage. However, that part is tempered by years of interaction with teenagers. Yup, they can be that fucking dumb. Why do you think parent's go gray and start drinking daily? Teenage logic is worse than Chinese water torture! So while you may not agree with Herschel's tactics from a moral perspective - you have to respect his non-sequential approach. Sometimes randomness is the only concept a teen understands. They can practically be convinced to do anything, as long as there is pot or alcohol involved - even fuck a leathery, old Jewish guy who happens to be hung like a mule. From an entertainment standpoint, I'm wishing Katrina had forgone that last toke. She lacks any and all energy to fuck. Somebody throw some Cheetos® at her before she passes out with a dick in her!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Katrina, Herschel Savage, Extreme Associates, Directed By Derek Newblood, Blonde, Piercing, Teen
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Porn Stars: Bonnie Heart
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Extreme Teen #33
For as much as he plays the "demanding boss," Rod Fontana hasn't gotten any better at giving direction. Bonnie Heart has a hard time following his logic for something as rudimentary as stripping down and sucking his dick. It's the world's oldest profession, sweetheart - trust your British instincts. Now I'd sincerely love to sing the praises of such a Bonnie lass. Unfortunately, the Bonnie seems to have suffered a rather serious snakebite in a very tender place. No one has ever revealed a festering staph infection on someone's ass and thought, "I can't wait to stick my cock right next to that thing!" Quite a shame. The rest of Bonnie is slender and nubile, the important qualities that you seek out in a foreign teen. The whole open sore situation effectively kills the "untouched" fantasy though.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Bonnie Heart, Rod Fontana, Extreme Associates, Directed By Derek Newblood, Blonde, Euro, Teen
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Porn Stars: Lisa Marie
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Extreme Teen #33
This series has always tried to push the envelope with the teen genre. Between Derek, Rob, Tom, Brandon and everyone else who has taken the helm, they've tried damn near everything. However, this scene in particular touches on something that I would love to see more of in the future. It's kind of a pseudo-reality sex tape POV mashup featuring Lisa Marie and director, Derek Newblood. You've probably seen POV before, and perhaps even wasted your money on the Paris Hilton or Pam and Tommy Lee footage. This is better, because it incorporates the best of both. You have all the hardcore (albeit shadowy) of porno POV, plus the fantasy of two teens skipping school and "playing around" with the video camera. It definitely works well and could be a new take on an old idea that is worth pursuing.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lisa Marie, Derek Newblood, Extreme Associates, Directed By Derek Newblood, Brunette, Editor's Choice, POV, Teen
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Porn Stars: Cherry Poppens
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Derek Newblood
Full DVD Review: Extreme Teen #33
Mr. Marcus and Joey Ray are just sitting around, wishing they had some bitches to get nasty with. Low and behold, Cherry Poppens and Holly show up "lost." So that's what happened to all the other passengers! This turns out to be way better than J.J. Abram's island, as the couples pair off and go to work. A young Cherry looks as adorable as ever, and she also proves to be more than Mr. Marcus can handle. (Gee, what a surprise.) He struggles to maintain control in her teenage pussy, probably busting more than a few times mid-scene. That forces them to get creative with their positions, but isn't that the fun part anyway? Well, that and busting a power load right up her nostrils.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 14, 2009
Rebel Tags: Cherry Poppens, Mr. Marcus, Extreme Associates, Directed By Derek Newblood, Blonde, Interracial, Money Shot, Piercing, Teen
