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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
At first, I wasn't sure if I had indeed picked up a big tit movie. Hillary Scott? When did she become a player in the chesty division? Turns out, even augmented, she's working with the smallest rack of the group. The tits just keep on coming as this one rolls on. Some are natural like Gianna Michaels'. Some are udderly fake like Davia Ardell's. Pick your poison is what I say. There's nothing wrong with either. It's all a question of personal preference. If you're the type of guy who digs a hollow slapping sound when tapping a cock against a boob, then by all means, go for the fakies. Those of us who are purists will likely appreciate the subtle floppage that comes with a god-given mammary. It's not the nature of the breast that matters - it's how huge a load you blow on it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord
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Porn Stars: Hillary Scott
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
Look at who grownsed up and got herself a big set of store bought titties! It's Hillary Scott. She's never been a girl known for her busty assets, but a couple heavy bags of silicone can definitely change that. If you're in the market for a pair of your own, find out the name of her surgeon. He does fantastic work. Go ask Alec Metro. He can't seem to get enough of those C-cups. They're the last piece of the puzzle for Hillary. She's always had a perky and durable ass, a cute face and a tight pussy. Now with the tits in her arsenal, the sky is the limit for the best little cock choker in SoCal. But that opinion is also dictated by taste. If you prefer your cock to be bitten and not sucked, then Hillary is the dyke for you. Don't blame a lack of experience or the size of Alec's dick. She knows exactly what she's doing. Note to self: don't piss off a porn whore when she's on the brink of orgasm. Teeth marks are the least of your worries.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hillary Scott, Alec Metro, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Davia Ardell
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
I'm not a fan of Davia Ardell, as I don't think she's that attractive. Yes, everybody does have different tastes, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Then let them write all the reviews - because I've seen this bitch fuck plenty of times, and she's not getting any better looking. Davia's freakish boob job has the sex appeal of an overinflated set of beach balls. Nipples aren't supposed to point East and West like that. And although I applaud her effort on Alex Sanders' cock, it's not exceptional enough to outweigh her shortcomings. Most certainly not following the last scene with Hillary. Davia can't begin to match that level of chemistry, even with Alex laying his best routine on her. If you're not feeling it when he starts pulling out the trusty veteran moves, then there's something wrong.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Davia Ardell, Alex Sanders, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Big Tits, Blonde, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Gianna Michaels
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
Fucking Gianna Michaels, man. "Big Tit" doesn't even begin to describe the twin cannons that she carries around with her. Those guns are kissed by nature and filled with the nectar of the gods. She puts Hillary and Davia to shame without the benefit of modern science. Nevertheless, some of you will probably say, "Hey, Ezra, she's kind of chunky and not all that hot." Fuck off. Gianna has personality, and personality goes a long way. Think about it. She's barely wearing make-up in this scene. Any skank can transform into a sex goddess with ten pounds of pancake on her face. Gianna looks like she just took a shower. There's something to be said for the natural vibe that she puts out here, not to mention that she doesn't try to bite Alec's dick off like some other whore who will go unnamed.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Gianna Michaels, Alec Metro, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Big Tits, Brunette, Gagging, Tittyfuck
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Porn Stars: Trina Michaels
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "You can't have a big tit movie without Trina Michaels." She practically wrote the book on breast enhancement. It's a story of what not to do. Don't listen to a doctor when he tells you that he's going to "hide the scars by slicing around your nipples." Corona is a great beer but not something that should be used to describe an areola. However, Trina has not let unsightly scar tissue get her down. She's as good a whore as any and even superior in specific capacities. You'll not find a nicer young lady, nor one that can so easily handle an imposing two-on-one session. Trina lives for DP, and that's a fact. Hey, nobody is perfect, and a set of disfigured boobs is but a small chink in a porn star of Trina's caliber.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Trina Michaels, Anthony Hardwood, Chance Caldwell, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Double Penetration, Piercing, Rimjob, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Velicity Von
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
What is it about porn stars who go with the last name "Von" and their sportin' big tits? Between the ebony and ivory versions, you're looking at fifty solid pounds of boobage. Coincidence? I think not. Anyway, this is Velicity, and she rather resembles Elisha Cuthbert. That is, if Elisha Cuthbert went on six-month bender, put on a bunch of weight and got herself implants. She'd no longer be "The Girl Next Door." She'd be "The Drunk Next Whore." Too bad, St. Croix's stint in karate school is the closest that chick will ever get to doing porn. We'll have to settle for Velicity instead. Not like it's such a bad tradeoff. Velicity is spry for her size. And even though she packs a few extra rolls into the basket, they're well worth it to justify the extra breast size.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Velicity Von, Christian, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Big Tits, Blonde, Money Shot
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
Dude, what's better than watching a sweaty dude pound his cock between a set of big tits? Uhh, how about the big-titted slut writhing around on her own and touching herself. Yeah, that's WAY better!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Masturbation
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
Leave it to Christian to hit a girl in the face with his load in a movie where the nut is expected to glaze the boobs. I swear that dude doesn't know his asshole from a garbage pail sometimes. Actually, that's remarkably true. People put all sorts of stuff in garbage pails.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Cum Shot Loop
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
Not a whole lot of talking goes on in this BTS. You get a segment from Gianna and an equal portion from David Lord - that's about it. Opie and Anthony must be stoked to have him repping the "WOW!" sticker on his hat.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Though "wetback" is a term that I don't use too often (for obvious reasons), it's a favorite ethnic slur of mine. It conjures up such vivid imagery and hysterical connotation. Needless to say, I love the title. But it doesn't stop there. This is one of the most original movies that I've seen in a long time. Not only in concept, but there are also surprises waiting within the scenes that make each one worth watching the whole way through. You honestly don't know what these characters will do from minute to minute. Sure, there's the basic format of an anal gonzo. However, there are plenty more curveballs than just the lucha libre masks.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 10, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord