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Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Compilation
This is it, folks - the end of the line. The eighteenth volume of this series is nothing more than a compilation of previously shot footage. As such, I've already reviewed these scenes in other titles from the "Young Muff" line. We've come a long way on the journey. If you remember back to the days of Turd Ferguson and his shit costume (Oh, wasn't that a pleasure), the stuff used to be exactly that: shit. The recent editions showed minor signs of growth. Well, it was more than you'd find in most Armageddon movies. But as I say, the curtain has closed. Hope you enjoyed all the fresh faces and humorous moments of humiliation.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Compilation
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Porn Stars: Mia Starr
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #18
Some of you may doubt my ability to spot seemingly meaningless physical traits in women that have a tendency to become whores. Fuck off, because both of the sluts that start this movie have snaggle tooths! Tell me that's not one hell of a coincidence! Mia's is a little slighter than most, but that doesn't mean she's less of a whore. You pretty much have to be a whore to the bone to fuck Claudio (at least by Taylor Rain's definition). So how good is the scene? Claudio is an old, bald, hairy, fat fuck. It's as good as it possibly can be without bordering on the ridiculous.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mia Starr, Claudio, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Compilation, Blonde, Teen
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Porn Stars: Keanna Bradley
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #18
Talk about a low set budget. This scene is literally filmed in Tom's garage. There's all sorts of shit in the background like an ironing board, a bunch of trash, even an old refrigerator. And yet, none of that fazes Keanna in the least. She came to get fucked and get paid. Location does not matter. The water heater is a nice touch though. Despite the meager surroundings, Tom does manage to capture some stellar sex footage. Just make sure to focus on Keanna's perfectly waxed pussy as opposed the mountains of garbage behind her.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Keanna Bradley, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Compilation, Brunette, Tattoo, Teen
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Porn Stars: Kelli Sparks
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #18
Kelli Sparks is next up. She's a sassy redhead who gets right to business with Gino Greco. After all, Michael doesn't want any plot or anything in this flick. He wants to emulate Tom Byron. So Gino quickly pulls the trigger. I've seen Kelli in some other scenes. She always looks good but seems to have a problem with the general porn star moves. You can tell quite easily that she's not your typical look or body type. That usually works to her advantage and gets her noticed, but Gino really gives her nothing to work with here. He pounds away like he's humping a hole in the wall. A blind man could see that Kelli isn't digging it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kelli Sparks, Gino Greco, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Compilation, Anal, Double Penetration, Piercing, Red Head, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Shay
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #18
It seems to me that a public cherry popping in the park is not something you want to spring on a virgin at the spur of the moment. You're asking for a guaranteed shutdown. That is, of course, unless you're dealing with a porno slut like Shay. She simply can't say no to cock. Whether it belongs to Michael or a random dude, the road following her deflowering is bound to be wrought with plenty more - and a lot more. I'd be interested in seeing research numbers on how many women become promiscuous, dependent upon the way in which they lose their virginity? Could be an interesting read.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shay, Michael Stefano, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Compilation, Blonde, Teen
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Porn Stars: Priscilla Jane
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #18
Priscilla Jane is definitely a slut trapped in a whore's body. She'd be doing the exact same thing whether or not she gets paid for it. Who knows? She might even do a better job pro bono. At least then, she gets to choose the guy she fucks. Well, Priscilla lucks out here with Brandon and Mark. They're veteran studs without the violent tendencies of some other EA stars. Well, maybe that's not so true for Brandon, but the guy does have his limits. After all, he did bounce from the Slap Happy series when things got too hectic. I'm somewhat confused over the lack of any anal in this scene. One look at Priscilla's corn hole and it's quite easy to tell her that backdoor has been opened repeatedly. It looks like a horse's ass! Perhaps that's why Brandon is so hard on her. Sex hath no fury like a man deprived of anal.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Priscilla Jane, Brandon Iron, Mark Wood, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Compilation, Editor's Choice, Piercing, Red Head, Teen, Two On One
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Produced by: Power House Ltd. and Directed By Compilation
I do my best not to be a fanboy with the male and female talent of porn valley, but Nick Manning is an exception. The dude is fucking awesome. That's not to say he's worth an ounce of respect - I'm speaking strictly from an entertainment value standpoint. You never know what he's going to do next. I've seen him rock out and go certified bonkers in a scene or stay totally silent and just do his thing. He actually reminds me a lot of Reg Berkeley's dog. One minute, it could be completely docile and content lying by the couch. The next, it's an angry, frothing, biting tornado charging at you with everything it's got. It's scary being on the receiving end of that but exhilarating at the same time. Hopefully, that's the closest I will ever come to understanding how a whore feels right before she hears, "Droppin' Fucking LOADS!"


Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Power House Ltd., Directed By Compilation
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Porn Stars: Kayla Marie
Produced by: Power House Ltd. and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Nick Manning: Droppin' Loads
If you look closely, there is a striking resemblance between Kayla Marie and Dani Woodward. They could easily pass for sisters. Now there's a hot threesome pairing I want to see! Unleash Nick on these riled up sluts and let the three of them devour each other. Clearly, he can handle Kayla on his own. She seems just slightly intimidated, like he's bound to throw her against a wall with his cock or something. They manage to settle in once Kayla lies back and spreads her legs. Good pussy has been known to sooth the savage beast. Never have I seen a more vivid example of that than this scene. It's vintage barbarian at his finest! "Nasty! She's IN!"
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kayla Marie, Nick Manning, Power House Ltd., Directed By Compilation, Brunette, Piercing, Teen
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Porn Stars: Velvet Rose
Produced by: Power House Ltd. and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Nick Manning: Droppin' Loads
Not that I don't trust a guy who has fucked as many whores as Nick, but Velvet Rose? What the fuck? Out of all the whores in this movie, Velvet hardly cracks the top three in terms of hotness. She's more like the backroom mistress that only the premium members know about. Let all the average clientèle drool over the cute teeny lookers. The real perverts know that Velvet is the best at what she does. I'm not saying that I buy it (Ashley Blue could take her any day) - I'm just trying to understand Nick's logic. There's something to be said for a fuckhole who is willing to let Nick go unfettered barbarian on her. It takes a special caliber of woman to endure his manner of heavy fucking. Frankly, half the battle has to be not laughing at all the ridiculous shit coming out of this mouth. It's an intense scene, but even I can't help chuckling at "Take your ass fucking!"
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Velvet Rose, Nick Manning, Power House Ltd., Directed By Compilation, Anal, ATM, Black, Blonde, Interracial, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Lola Vargas, Zora Banks
Produced by: Power House Ltd. and Directed By Compilation
Full DVD Review: Nick Manning: Droppin' Loads
Finally, Nick gets in on the action. Well, more than he did in previous scenes. This one is all about him and Lola and Zora. It's late in the evening - but damnit, this movie needs one more scene to round it out. Under the bright lights of the back deck, the threesome stakes out a spot near the hot tub. Unfortunately, those lights just aren't bright enough to illuminate every inch of the scene. Most of the good stuff ends up in the shadows. It's still visible enough to give you an idea though. Hope you like your porn suggestive.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lola Vargas, Zora Banks, Nick Manning, Power House Ltd., Directed By Compilation, Blonde, Euro, Interracial, Latina, Outdoor, Threesome