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Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Astrux
There's only one impediment standing between Hillary Scott and an Editor's Choice award: Richard Kline. Tell me where the fuck that dude fits into sharing the stage with the headlining porn star? Did everybody else jet off to Vegas for the weekend? I feel like every time your name is in the title of the movie, you should get first choice of stud. If Richard was indeed Hillary's selection, then I will have to reevaluate the scale on which I've been judging both male and female porn whores. At any rate, he knocks her out. That leaves a very close race amongst the rest of the ladies. They each do excellent scenes, making it hard to choose just one. When that happens, my general course of action is to tell you to watch all of them, but show Cindy Crawford some love, especially.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux
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Porn Stars: Hillary Scott
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Astrux
Full DVD Review: I Lost My Cock Hillary Scott
How is it possible that Hillary Scott has been making porn as long as she has and still looks like your buddy's sexy sister in a dream sequence? Fuckin' A! I mean - this chick has done it all. She's put damn near everything that a relatively normal person can imagine up her ass, gotten a boob job, gone through a slew of hairstyles and survived her share of circus sex scenes. On top of that, she doesn't even consider herself a cock lover. Hillary is a bonafide dyke! It's crazy to think of how much dick this whore has taken in her pooper over the years (both real and rubber). Yet she seems just as excited as the day some lucky muffdiver popped her cherry. Personally, I can't believe that Hillary drew Richard Kline in her own movie. Am I missing something here?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hillary Scott, Richard Kline, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Anal, Blonde
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Porn Stars: Jenna Presley
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Astrux
Full DVD Review: I Lost My Cock Hillary Scott
I wouldn't expect Jenna Presley to show up Hillary in her own movie. Still, some more effort than this couldn't hurt. You don't want to get fucked in the ass? That's fine. I've personally dished the EC out to plenty of non-anal scenes. The difference between those and this one is simple: energy. It takes passion to sell straight sex. Even a guy with a cock ring and enormous balls isn't enough to keep an audience entertained for twenty minutes, no matter how hot the girl is (and Jenna is pretty fucking hot!). She does a decent job of moaning and encouraging her way through this show. But my whoredar is screaming, "bullshit."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jenna Presley, Ethan Cage, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Brunette
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Porn Stars: Jenaveve Jolie
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Astrux
Full DVD Review: I Lost My Cock Hillary Scott
Goddamn. You gotta love Jenaveve's outfit. Pink stockings with the satin bows at the top? Forget about it! Oh, and did I mention that she is a fucking SMOKE SHOW?! Jenaveve has to be one of the best-looking whores sucking dick for money these days. Dressed up or dressed down, she knows how to deliver an awesome GFE to whomever happens to be boning her. On this occasion, the honor goes to T.J. Cummings. He picked a good day to answer his phone. This strikes me as the kind of paycheck that you don't even feel like you earned, because you had so much fun. Gee, can't remember the last time I had one of those. Then again, I've never fucked Jenaveve Jolie either.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jenaveve Jolie, T.J. Cummings, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Interracial, Latina
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Porn Stars: Bella Starr, Holly Morgan
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Astrux
Full DVD Review: I Lost My Cock Hillary Scott
Where would we be without blonde haired, lipstick lesbians? I can't fathom a world without them. Even if Bella and Holly aren't shot in the most flattering light, their height disparity alone is enough to make this one intriguing. You don't often see girls with this many inches between them in scenes together, as it results in awkward camera angles. However, I think Astrux could be onto something here. There are few people attracted to someone exactly the same height as them. Most of the time, they prefer taller or shorter. So why not showcase that? Here, you get both options wrapped up in two, tight blonde packages.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Bella Starr, Holly Morgan, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Blonde, Lesbian, Toys
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Porn Stars: Cindy Crawford
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Full DVD Review: I Lost My Cock Hillary Scott
Who in their right mind doesn't like Cindy Crawford? What's not to like? She's blonde. Everybody drools over blondes in porn. Even if you're a "brunette guy," you still enjoy blonde porn stars. She smiles a lot. What's wrong with that? Most importantly, Cindy is a damned filthy, willing-to-try-anything whore! It's a recipe for super stardom, if you ask me. Her body is exceptional, so no quibbling on that front either. Frankly, there's nothing about Cindy that a man shouldn't find pleasing. Should you be the naysaying little bitch who disagrees with me for the sake of being argumentative: my advice is to go spend all your money in the Emo section of iTunes and don't stop listening until cutting yourself in the bathroom seems like a terrific idea.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Cindy Crawford, Anthony Hardwood, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Piercing
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Full DVD Review: I Lost My Cock Hillary Scott
In case Jenaveve Jolie needed another reason to be da bomb, this BTS gives her a couple. She's lazy, funny and loves vodka in the mornings. Hmmm, sounds like somebody I know!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Astrux
One out of five. Sorry, Astrux, you shit the fucking bed on this one. The only bright spot (Which I know is a silly turn of phrase, given that this is a movie with an all-black cast) is scene three with Sydnee Capri and Dwayne Cummings. Everyone else legitimately bombs. There's never any room for hesitation or a lack of confidence in porn. Unless you're doing a teen freshie flick or playing a virgin in a feature, it's inexcusable to not have your stroke dialed in. This is your fucking job. If these skanks spent half as much time practicing their technique and less time at LaFonda's House of Horse Hair, then they might possibly be confused for real whores.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 18, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux
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Porn Stars: Ariel Alexus
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Full DVD Review: Brown All Around
You've got to like your black women to be exotic looking to get into Ariel Alexus. Her slanty eyes and gap-toothed smile aren't for everyone. That weave is fucking wild as well. She's a capable whore though, having appeared in a number of titles prior to this. I wouldn't go so far as to say that Ariel has her stroke completely dialed. She is still rough around the edges. But wait until the latter portions of the scene when she and Lee start talking smack back and forth. If either one of them had some genuine talent, then a rap battle might have ensued.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 18, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ariel Alexus, Lee Bangs, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Black
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Porn Stars: Michelle Banks
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Full DVD Review: Brown All Around
Those of you who prefer your brown chicks more caramel in color will likely be drawn to Michelle Banks. She's a light-skinned sista with the soul of a Nubian princess. Which is convenient, because she needs all that soul to tackle Dick James. I'm Dick James, bitch! Is it too cheesy, if I call her a "Super Freak?" Damn you, Visa commercials, for putting Morgan Freeman in my head at this moment! No matter. Calling Michelle a freak is too complimentary for her. She wouldn't know how to bounce on a dick, even if it were a backyard trampoline. The limey has no sense of rhythm.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 18, 2009
Rebel Tags: Michelle Banks, Dick James, 1st Strike, Directed By Astrux, Black, Euro
