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Porn Stars: Roxanne Hall
Produced by: Visage Films and Directed By Cash Markman
Full DVD Review: The Wrong Kind Of Woman
I don't know about Roxanne Hall being the wrong kind of woman, but she's definitely a wild kind of woman. Indeed, there are very few ladies in all of porn who are crazier over cock. Maybe Sandra Romain when she's totally gone off-kilter. Still, Roxanne proves time and time again that she'd rip your fucking face off for the sake of a harder orgasm. That's what has me worried about Dick Smothers Jr. The guy is an actor more so than he is a porn stud. He's done many excellent scenes with some of the best-looking chicks around, but can he handle the beast inside Roxanne? Gee, now there's a quality teaser.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 29, 2009
Rebel Tags: Roxanne Hall, Dick Smothers Jr., Visage Films, Directed By Cash Markman, Blonde, Euro, Feature
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Porn Stars: Taylor Rain
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Marty Zion
Full DVD Review: Liquid
In and of itself, the pairing of Dick and Taylor isn't funny. However, placed within the context of some previous footage from Nectar, it's fucking hilarious! There's a moment in the BTS for "Welcome to the Valley #5" where Dick Smothers Jr. and Billy Tyler are having a conversation about Taylor Rain. Dick makes the observation that Taylor and Billy have probably each appeared in more Nectar scenes than any other performer individually, and yet, they've never fucked. It's humorous at the time, because Dick tells Billy that he should "take the hint." It's even more laughable now with Dick in the scene! Not only is he in it, but he's also in Taylor's butt. Poor Billy. There's nothing worse than being infatuated with an "untouchable" girl who has been touched by damned near everyone else.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 25, 2009
Rebel Tags: Taylor Rain, Dick Smothers Jr., Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Marty Zion, Anal, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Settings, Toys
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Porn Stars: Monica Sweetheart
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Marty Zion
Full DVD Review: Club Inferno
You can't tell me that if you ran into Monica Sweetheart at a dance club, you wouldn't do everything in your power to take her home. Whether that means shelling out for V.I.P., buying her drinks or boldly saying, "I've got $1000. Blow me in the bathroom." Whatever the stakes - it'd be worth it. This is Monica fucking Sweetheart we're talking about here. She's the exception to the rule - the anti-whore. Even after years in the business, you couldn't accurately predicate all the filthy stuff she's capable of. Like fucking Dick Smothers Jr. for instance. Talk about one of the luckiest guys in porn. Not only does he come from a showbiz background, but Dick also gets to pick and choose which of these top starlets he wants to work with. It's not like he needs to pound out a career doing movies for whatever studio will take him. Life is always better for a funny man.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Monica Sweetheart, Dick Smothers Jr., Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Marty Zion, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Euro
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Porn Stars: Rose
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Bud Lee
Full DVD Review: Midnight Caller
For those of you who like your pace a degree slower, this scene between Dick and Rose is right up your alley. They're not concerned with the number of positions or how many insertion shots. Hell, they can barely keep their mouths off each other, let alone get into extended fucking. One run of reverse cowgirl and Dick is ready to pop. Which illustrates an important lesson. If you preheat the oven, things cook a lot faster.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 10, 2008
Rebel Tags: Rose, Dick Smothers Jr., Sin City Video, Directed By Bud Lee, Asian, Feature, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Lola Vargas
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Cash Markman
Full DVD Review: Dark Deception
So Dick Smothers plays the bad guy in this one. Everybody knows the bad guy gets laid the most, so that's a pretty good trade-off. Here, his flavor of the hour is Lola Vargas. She's a dark-haired exotic who loves the taste of cum on her tongue the first thing in the morning. In terms of scene, this is nothing fancy. It's basically hotel room sex shot very, very well with the most expensive cameras porn money can buy. There are the usual Legend-style artsy shots like the shadow blowjob, but for the most part, it's just a straight boy/girl vag.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 4, 2007
Rebel Tags: Lola Vargas, Dick Smothers Jr., Legend Video, Directed By Cash Markman, Brunette, Feature
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Porn Stars: Mercedes Ashley
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Cash Markman
Full DVD Review: Dark Deception
Continuing his bender of male prostitution, Dick offers his services to Mercedes Ashley. Perhaps she grew tired of fucking dudes with strap-ons and decided she needed real cock to satisfy her. Little does she know what Dick's agenda for the money is, but why would she even care? All she wants is a solid lay. That she gets out of her gender-confused man whore. She may not get a close-up money shot like all the rest of the girls, but at least she has a part in the movie.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 4, 2007
Rebel Tags: Mercedes Ashley, Dick Smothers Jr., Legend Video, Directed By Cash Markman, Feature, Interracial, Latina
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Porn Stars: Krystal Steal
Produced by: Dreamland Video and Directed By Cash Markman
Full DVD Review: Get Lucky
You know, of all the scenes that have featured Dick Smothers Jr. in our library, I can't recall ever having seen him "perform." Well, we sure picked a good one to kick that off with Krystal Steal. She's about as pin-up blonde as they come. With peroxide hair, big fake tits and even a tanning bed tattoo - they don't get more pornorific than Krystal. Cast in the orange porno glow of an airbrushed and mastered Vivid-style picture, this is about as straightforward and arty as porn gets. You might remember something like this synching up from the Spice channel in your younger years.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 1, 2007
Rebel Tags: Krystal Steal, Dick Smothers Jr., Dreamland Video, Directed By Cash Markman, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Julie Robbins
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Cash Markman
Full DVD Review: Sexual Chemistry
After an extended intro in which "Penny Nichols" practically rapes Ron Jeremy (It's funnier if you think about it as actually being Dick Smothers Jr.), our host ditches the wig and takes it to southern belle, Julie Robbins. She is all about dick (probably because she doesn't work that often) and has her clothes off before Dick can even get his shirt unbuttoned. Wow, she has some tremendous tan lines! They perfectly highlight "the parts you're not supposed to see." If you want to see cock hungry, look no further than Julie's eyes. Smothers, on the other hand, decides to keep his dark sunglasses on for this scene. Maybe he wants to dull the sight of Julie's stretch marks, which really aren't that bad but noticeable nonetheless. I wouldn't so much call this great sexual chemistry, as it is an awesome performance from Ms. Robbins.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 8, 2006
Rebel Tags: Julie Robbins, Dick Smothers Jr., Legend Video, Directed By Cash Markman, Blonde, Feature
