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Porn Stars: Missy Monroe, Brianna Beach
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Dan Azcarate
Full DVD Review: Pornstar Playhouse
Foreplay fun with whipped cream and strawberries can put the spark back in any couple's relationship. However, most people wait until they don't have company strolling around the house. Yeah, like that would stop Joey Ray and Missy Monroe from doing anything. It's only a matter of time before the moans of pleasure act like a siren song to their fellow nymphos. Dic is more forthcoming than Brianna, as she is content to sit and watch for a while. He walks right up and lays down a line of whipped cream on his cock. No offense to Dic. But if I were in his shoes, I'd prefer Brianna to do that.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 8, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brianna Beach, Missy Monroe, Dic Tracy, Joey Ray, X-Worx, Directed By Dan Azcarate, Blonde, Brunette, Group
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Porn Stars: Cailey Taylor, Lani Kaluha
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Dan Azcarate
Full DVD Review: Hardcore Havasu
I retract my previous statement about nothing ending a party faster than an exposed penis. Purposefully eating pussy will kill that shit in a split second. Cunnilingus is an impossible task to do properly and still look cool. A chick can look cool sucking a dick, and a dude can look even cooler having his dick sucked. Munching box? It's not remotely the same, despite coaxing an eruption of squirt from a drunken Lani. That's why Dic Tracy is smart. He sneaks off to chow down on Cailey Taylor and without spending a whole lot of time doing it. Because she's been drinking, Dic gives her the bare minimum required to moisten the playing field. Once that's done, he lays pipe like a man possessed . . .or a man trying desperately to stay erect in the face of six hours worth of day beers.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 19, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cailey Taylor, Lani Kaluha, Dic Tracy, X-Worx, Directed By Dan Azcarate, Blonde, Brunette, Reality, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Aria, Cailey Taylor
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Dan Azcarate
Full DVD Review: Irresistible Temptations
It's a little known fact that after last call in a strip club, it is totally kosher to get a blowjob right there on the floor and even fuck a bartender, should she be so inclined. Yeah, maybe that's a stretch, but it seems to be Dic Tracy's plan of attack. He shows up to watch a few dances with his arm candy, Cailey Taylor. Next thing you know, Dic is in the middle of a threeway with Aria. No bouncers kicking them out or waitresses hassling them to drink more - just raging, hormonal sex in a dimly lit space. How romantic.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 8, 2010
Rebel Tags: Aria, Cailey Taylor, Dic Tracy, X-Worx, Directed By Dan Azcarate, Blonde, Brunette, Erotica, Settings, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Julie Night
Produced by: Colossal Entertainment and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Cum Sumption Cocktails
If anybody can give Audrey Hollander a run for her money, it's going to be Julie Night. I completely forgot about her when doling out kudos earlier. I know, I know - how is that even possible? When it comes to dick, Julie is a one-woman juggling act. There is seemingly no limit to the amount of cock that she can handle. Despite having no open holes, she'll always find a place to stash it. I wish that someone would stuff something into Dick Delaware's open hole. No, not his ass - let's keep it hetero. I'm talking about his mouth. Dick instigates far too much man-talking during this gangbang. You can't focus on what's going on with Julie because of his annoying antics. Way to take what could have otherwise been an awesome scene with a filthy whore and ruin it, dude.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Julie Night, Dic Tracy, Dick Delaware, Justin Magnum, Sergio, Colossal Entertainment, Directed By Martin del Toro, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, GangBang, Toys
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Porn Stars: Shy Love
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Gia Paloma
Full DVD Review: Nasty Hard Sex #04
Normally, in situations like this, I make some comment about how much of a scumbag Tyce Buné is, and how I feel bad for the girl pinned between him and Dic Tracy. Normally, the girl is anyone but Shy Love. Her black hole of suck far outweighs the combined sketchiness of Tyce and Dic. In fact, she is such a negative force that it changes the equation dramatically. Tyce and Dic end up being the ones whom I feel sorry for. They have an up close and personal view of her beaver teeth. They must live with the mental image of Shy's ridiculous face haunting them, doing her nauseatingly transparent moaning. That's a fate I can wish on no man, even someone I despise as deeply as Tyce Buné.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 27, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shy Love, Dic Tracy, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Gia Paloma, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Double Penetration, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Ali Kat, Brandy Nicole
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Corey Jordan
Full DVD Review: Swap The Pop #04
Boy, these two look like cheap, red light district hookers sitting around on a slow night. Their outfits are half-hanging off, Ali's boobs barely fit in her top, and Brandy's stockings are that weird perma-attached kind. What's the point? This is a dirty, Bunny Ranch duo that a guy like Dic Tracy can get into . . .repeatedly . . .and then switch off. At least, the girls tried to dress up for the occasion. Dic rolls in wearing tear-away sweatpants and a t-shirt. What's he got, a big pickup game right after this? Ali and Brandy ought to be the only item his agenda for the day. Where's the commitment? I realize that they're trashy skanks, but a porn stud should always come prepared. Maybe he knew beforehand that he was set to do battle with a couple of totally unkempt holes, and he didn't want to get shit all over his nice clothes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 10, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ali Kat, Brandy Nicole, Dic Tracy, No Boundaries, Directed By Corey Jordan, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Cum Swap, Hairy, Piercing, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Luccia
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Corey Jordan
Full DVD Review: Platinum Angels
Fortunately, Luccia hails from Brazil - otherwise, I would be inclined to call her out for her muffin top. When you're South American, you get a free pass. Something in the water down there makes hips grow full. I think it's the same shit they put in Chiquita® bananas. And it's that very roundness, which helps her stand up to the vicious onslaught of Talon and Dic Tracy. Who knew that Dic could actually lay pipe with anyone other than John West or Dick Delaware? I thought he was a career second fiddle like Scottie Pippen. Amazingly, the dude manages to get his shots in on Luccia with Talon doing his best to cock stab her into a new health plan level.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 1, 2009
Rebel Tags: Luccia, Dic Tracy, Talon, No Boundaries, Directed By Corey Jordan, Big Tits, Brazilian, Outdoor, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Celestia Star
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Martin del Toro
Full DVD Review: Just Busted #02
Looks like someone forgot to take out the trash. Sweet jesus, and I thought those other girls were in bad shape. What bus station did MdT find Celestia sleeping in? Oh, sorry, she has an accent. She must have come over on a boat. TSA would never let her through on a plane. Not with teeth that sharp - they'd be considered deadly weapons! Celestia is angry about it, too. She gets all aggressive with the titty bouncing, moaning like a hungry vampire devouring a baby. It's awfully bad when a whore can't be trusted to put her own fingers in her mouth, lest she choke herself to death. Or worse, bite them off! The icing on the cake has to be the turkey gobbler pussy lips. Ever seen that Louis CK standup comedy special called, "Chewed Up?"
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 29, 2009
Rebel Tags: Celestia Star, Dic Tracy, No Boundaries, Directed By Martin del Toro, Big Tits, Blonde, Euro
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Porn Stars: Dulce
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Corey Jordan
Full DVD Review: Butts 2 Nuts #05
Well, color me corrected. I was always under the impression that Dulce pronounced her name "dull-chay." Apparently, that is not the case. It's "dulls." Why do I get the feeling that she intended it to be like the famous designer but is too stupid to know the proper pronunciation? Maybe it's a trademark issue. Who knows? Anyway, she draws the dynamic duo of John West and Dic Tracy. These guys are showing up quite a lot as a pair. I guess when doing a DP, a certain level of trust is required - thus, familiarity can make the maneuver run more smoothly. But it is peculiar that there's no DP in this scene. Hmmm, that theory is sunk. Perhaps they just like tag teaming whores together. Dude, is that gay?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Dulce, Dic Tracy, John West, No Boundaries, Directed By Corey Jordan, Anal, Interracial, Latina, Money Shot, Red Head, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Ariana Jollee
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Rob Spallone
Full DVD Review: No Holes Barred
Not to strip you out of your fantasy world (Or put you in one, if you're a pederast), but it finally occurred to me why I have it in for Ariana. She reminds me of a petulant child with an unbridled desire to perform, desperate for any audience that they can find. You know those kids who spend hours in their bedrooms, putting together these elaborate showcases and later gathering friends and family during a dinner party to watch them fumble through lines and mishandle props? Yeah, they've been given an outlet - it's called YouTube. Ariana got lucky by finding a career that pays her to do what she loves. Most of these losers have their 15 minutes of Internet shame and end up stacking papers in an office somewhere or endlessly folding clothes at Marshall's®. Whether or not that's better than being gangbanged by the likes of these dipshits is debatable. Though the common denominator is that they all go home every night feeling like they took it up the ass.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ariana Jollee, Dic Tracy, Jenner, Tyce Bune, No Boundaries, Directed By Rob Spallone, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, GangBang, Squirt
