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Porn Stars: Cailey Taylor
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #10
With regards to high school girls and the struggle for attention, never underestimate their ability to be completely shameless. I've had horny teenage sluts attempt numerous classics. Naked under trench coat, hot bath and flower petals, masturbating in the car, hiding out in the locker room - these nymphos will do anything for cock. So why should it surprise me that Cailey Taylor walks around with a fully inserted butt plug? Nothing says, "you and your friend can pump my ass" more clearly than flashing that invitation at them. When you have tits like Cailey's, subtlety has long since vanished from your temperament.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 5, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cailey Taylor, Dez, Mark Ashley, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Julie Night
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #07
When I watch the news and hear about sky-high teen pregnancy statistics, I wonder how all these dumb girls get knocked up by such douchey guys. It's rarely like the melodrama depicted in Lifetime movies. Typically, the problem starts with an enormous slut who hungers for dark meat. More often than not, she also has an overdeveloped libido and an underdeveloped education. That's a dangerous combination when it comes to birth control. I've seen it happen plenty. Which is why Julie Night's scene, though incredibly awkward, is not so farfetched. It plays itself out every day, as a result of kids with too much free time and too much access to weed and line beard trimmers.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 2, 2010
Rebel Tags: Julie Night, Boner, Dez, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Blonde, Outdoor, Piercing, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Alaura Eden
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #07
This display of teenage heat is brought to you by the shortening school day and the lengthening work day. If not for those special three hours in the afternoon, kids would never have any time to experiment with sex and drugs in their parents' house. It's a painful thought but one to remember: someday your child will fuck on your couch - it's inevitable. Maybe they'll even butt fuck like Alaura and Dez. Don't forget to check for poop juice before you sit down to watch SportsCenter. Are you turned on yet or feeling the need to go do some parenting? Hey, not all of my commentary can be about how hot the bitch is and how sweet she gets it in the ass.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 2, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alaura Eden, Dez, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #05
Dez must have been running short on time to meet up with Alana Evans. He came straight from his Harlem Globetrotters tryout. Apparently, they said Dez had some impressive performance skill, but he lacked one crucial characteristic: HE'S WHITE! Fucking cock slap douche bag! What sort of pathetic loser flies an American flag window clippy thing off a Benz? If you're going to be patriotic, do us all a favor and join the Army. See what they have to say about your guido blowout. All the dudes that you shower with will appreciate how much time you spend shaving the hair off every inch of your cock, balls and taint. The only potential salvation for this scene would have been if Alana kicked Dez squarely in his critter nuts.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Dez, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Blonde, Money Shot
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Porn Stars: Jenna Haze, Catalina
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #04
I've learned by now to ignore the pre-sex banter that goes on in these movies. It's never fulfilling and usually leaves me jaded by the time clothes do start coming off. So for this one featuring the very popular, Jenna Haze, and the slightly less downloaded, Catalina, I can't afford to risk listening to anything occurring before the first boob. That wouldn't give the girls a fair shot. I mean - it's not their fault that Stoney is a lousy director. Nor is it their fault that Dez and Brother Love are lower echelon stunt cocks. These whores try to do the best they're capable of with the dick provided. In this regard, it's a winner. Do yourself a favor and try to filter out the off-camera, manly voice. The gift of gab is not something possessed by those in the room carrying a "Y" chromosome.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Jenna Haze, Brother Love, Dez, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Group, Money Shot, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Juliana Kinkaid
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Nikki The Nymph
I love it when Jim gets the frat guys involved in the actual scene. Granted, none of the dudes being blown or fucked in this movie are real life college students, but they do get to hang out and watch. It's a small price to pay to have a porn star like Juliana Kinkaid DP'd on your couch. The memory of a live sex show should justify the cost of burning it afterward. Who could ever sit on that thing in good conscience after Dez's naked, sweaty ass has been ground into it by Juliana's beer-fueled fucking? Not that he hasn't had his fair share as well. They're all feeling quite good before this performance. And although some might consider it noticeably sloppy, I dig the enhanced desire to show off and make humorous comments.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 18, 2009
Rebel Tags: Juliana Kinkaid, Dez, Rick Masters, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Feature, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Fiona Cheeks
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Squirting Illustrated #06
Last up are Fiona Cheeks and Dez. It's more of the same with the monotone voiceover and from the performers as well. Aside from Fiona's cute, pubescent braces, there's nothing out of the ordinary here. Oh wait, somebody pumps her pussy full of water, and she blows it out like used douche. Thankfully, she doesn't blow Dez like that. This is easily one of the worst fakes of all-time.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 18, 2008
Rebel Tags: Fiona Cheeks, Dez, Coast to Coast, Directed By Stiv Gators, Blonde, Outdoor, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Daisy, Alaura Eden
Produced by: Torrid Video and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Suck It Till It Pops
Without much rhyme or reason, we fade in on this threesome just getting started. The atmosphere is relaxed, casual and without an ounce of sexual tension. That's because they're all porn stars. This is business and it shows. The girls do their best to liven things up by masturbating furiously in between tag team blowjob shots, but you can tell that no one's heart is in this scene, not even Dez's. What does that say about a guy when he can't even put some effort into two gorgeous chicks sucking him off at the same time? I think it says that he's the type of bozo who has to use fake nut to bolster his performance.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 9, 2008
Rebel Tags: Alaura Eden, Daisy, Dez, Torrid Video, Directed By Uncredited, Blowjob, Brunette, Interracial, Latina, Tattoo, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Anna Nova
Produced by: Torrid Video and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Suck It Till It Pops
If anything, this scene proves that a whore is a whore is a whore - no matter what she's done or what she will do. By my account, Anna Nova has appeared in some big time scenes. Granted, most of them were gonzo, because she doesn't speak English all that well, but still. Here she is, sucking off Dez in a Torrid blowjob movie? That's like one step above doing a Rob Spallone gangbang.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 9, 2008
Rebel Tags: Anna Nova, Dez, Torrid Video, Directed By Uncredited, Blowjob, Brunette, Euro
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Porn Stars: Kathleen Kruz
Produced by: Torrid Video and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Suck It Till It Pops
It kills me to say it, because she's in THIS movie, but Kathleen is totally fucking cute. She almost looks like a teenage girl who got into and started experimenting with her mother's make-up. The garters and plaid skirt are an excellent choice as well. To top it all off, Kathleen gives head like the bleacher-dwelling girl that all the guys raved about in the locker room. She'll give you a blowjob that you'll remember when your grandkids are in high school!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 9, 2008
Rebel Tags: Kathleen Kruz, Dez, Torrid Video, Directed By Uncredited, Blowjob, Interracial, Latina, Outdoor, Teen
