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Porn Stars: Claudia Adkins
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
Dale DaBone (aka Johnny College) is wearing the exact same sweater and cargo pant combo that I used to rock back in the day. Fortunately, my fashion sense has continued to develop and is no longer this sad. Almost as sad as being able to cram eight fingers between a female's legs. Who finds that sexy? I can initially see the novelty angle, but eventually, those holes end up with a cock in them. And unless Claudia Adkins has the most pliable pussy lips on Earth, nobody wants to throw a half-inch pipe in a two-inch drain.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Claudia Adkins, Dale DaBone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: Calli Cox
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: La Femme Nikita Denise
It's a proven fact that men and women who work closely together are ten times more likely to engage in a sexual relationship. Too bad, I don't have any coworkers. Reviewing porn all day would certainly create some sexual tension in the office, especially if my secretary looked like Calli Cox. Touché, Dale DaBone. You've won this round. He lays Calli out on the desk the way that a classic office fucker should. There's nothing better than smudging tomorrow's meeting agenda on your calendar with sex sweat. Except for maybe railing in doggie and seeing the assortment of tattoos on Calli's ass that chronicle her phases of adulthood. A scorpion tramp stamp and her sorority letters on her butt - could she be any more of a cliché slut?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 20, 2010
Rebel Tags: Calli Cox, Dale DaBone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Jodie Moore
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: The Heist
Sometimes I'm still impressed by the genius of Nelson X and Jerry T. They can work a sex scene into damn near any storyline, even when the more obvious choices go unfulfilled. For example, the girls are soaping themselves up in the prison showers while Brittney Skye is munching Hannah's box. Think they'd run with that? Nope. They throw a curveball with some guy at the sperm bank who is "donating" with the help of Jodie Moore and Dale DaBone on video. Didn't see that one coming, but you definitely can't miss Dale.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Jodie Moore, Dale DaBone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Euro, Feature
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Porn Stars: Dominica Leoni
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Nicholas Steele
Full DVD Review: Edge Runner
Additional stock footage and moto drama leads to this scene with Dominica and Dale. Apparently, there is a plot moving along, although you probably didn't notice with all the fucking. I like to call movies like this, "story-lite." They don't require much attention or commitment. Evidently, a chick named Tracy on the other end of the phone wants Dominica to fuck her boyfriend, Dale. Well, she might have innocently told Dominica to give him a kiss for her, but saying that to a whore is like telling an alcoholic to take just a shot. In both cases, one usually leads to a lot more and eventually, sex.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 31, 2010
Rebel Tags: Dominica Leoni, Dale DaBone, Tight Fit, Directed By Nicholas Steele, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Outdoor
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Porn Stars: Cytherea
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Nicholas Steele
Full DVD Review: Edge Runner
Two things would have made this scene WAY more awesome. One, if Dale DaBone were replaced by anyone else. Two, if Cytherea were staged in a position to squirt out the bonfire. How phenomenal would that shot have been? Cytherea's getting nailed in reverse cowgirl, and right as she shakes to a convulsing orgasm, a torrent of fluid douses the flames to a smoldering pile of sex embers. Where's the creativity in the porn world anymore? With all these possibilities, we get a touching conversation between Dale and Randy, followed by some standard outdoor sex with Cytherea.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 31, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cytherea, Dale DaBone, Tight Fit, Directed By Nicholas Steele, Brunette, Feature, Outdoor, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Full DVD Review: Undertow
I'm caught in a bad dream where I'm forced to sit through a shittier version of an already shitty movie. It's like watching a high school musical production of a Colin Farrell flick. Line for line, Evan and St. Croix belt out dialogue like a couple of drunken frat guys reciting their favorite episodes of Family Guy. That's before the Katana swords are unveiled. You read that correctly: Katana swords. Nothing says badass like two white guys playing ninja on the beach. Naturally, Dale DaBone and Hannah Harper end up fucking for no reason. It's neat because she sports full latex attire and lets Dale plow her ass. However, don't expect to possibly care by the time that they get around to the sex.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Dale DaBone, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Latex, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Jessica Darlin, Nikita Denise
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Jessica Darlin
Full DVD Review: Darlin's Derrieres
Those of you who discovered porn in the late nineties will wet your pants at the prospect of Jessica Darlin and Nikita Denise in the same scene. That's like Shaq and Kobe playing on the same team, and look at how well their marriage worked. Try watching a slow sports day in L.A. without seeing repeats of those epic title runs. On a slow porn day, sometimes it's worth it to delve back into the older stuff, thereby coming across gems like this one. These are sluts with butts who open them up for studs with cocks. Yeah, I know that last part rhymes about as much as an Eminem verse, but cut me a break. I'm simply overwhelmed by the magnitude of whorish talent displayed before me.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jessica Darlin, Nikita Denise, Dale DaBone, Joey Ray, Extreme Associates, Directed By Jessica Darlin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Brunette, Cum Swap, Euro, Group, Toys
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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By James Avalon
Full DVD Review: Silk Stockings
Boy, I thought I had this one pegged from the beginning. Dale DaBone and the dude who resembles Woody Harrelson tag teaming Hannah Harper seemed like a foregone conclusion. Turns out, Dale sees fit to handle the job on his own. Well, sort of. Talon does jump in about halfway through and for no apparent reason. That'd be fine, but I could have done without the explanation from Dale. Maybe Hannah requested two cocks or something? After all, she is the only contract whore in the movie. Perhaps it's written somewhere in the fine print that she has to be DP'd in every scene - otherwise, she gets DP money anyway. Whichever way it works out, that's what happens.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 10, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Dale DaBone, Talon, Sin City Video, Directed By James Avalon, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Euro, Feature, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Jackie Moore
Produced by: Maximum Xposure and Directed By Dale DaBone
Full DVD Review: Sloppy 2nds
What's not to love about the curves on Jackie Moore? She's definitely not the skinniest gal in porn, but damn if she's not put together well. On top of that, she likes to fuck pizza delivery guys. That's a bonus for anyone working Domino's® in the San Fernando Valley. Of course, you have to look and fuck like Tommy Gunn to qualify. That's a tall order. He's an AVN award winner. Dale DaBone? Not so much, but he does manage to stumble his way into the scene. After all, you can't have sloppy seconds with only one dude.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jackie Moore, Dale DaBone, Tommy Gunn, Maximum Xposure, Directed By Dale DaBone, Blonde, Cream Pie, Editor's Choice, Piercing, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Victoria Givens
Produced by: Maximum Xposure and Directed By Dale DaBone
Full DVD Review: Sloppy 2nds
Why anyone would want to fuck Victoria Givens is beyond me. She's fucking repulsive. Let's start at the top. Her hair is straight out of a horror flick. There is no plausible reason for anyone's style to go beyond six inches above their head and cascade down, especially when it's cable-thick blonde curls. Second, there are the tits. Huge, yes, but hardly an enhancement well done. Victoria has scars the size of candy bars on the underside of those hack jobs. And her accent makes her sound like a white trash trailer slut, which she probably was before she moved to L.A. SoCal is famous for turning the dregs of society into adult movie stars. Needless to say, fuck this scene. Bush league bullshit.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Victoria Givens, Dale DaBone, Joey Ray, Maximum Xposure, Directed By Dale DaBone, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Two On One
