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Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Stoney Curtis
"Cuntrol" is a punkish bondage piece that doesn't go heavy on the fetish. Movies like this will often be catered to the hardcore BDSM fan, thereby alienating the curious consumer with shit outside their normal comprehension. Matt Zane or Dominick couldn't have done that if they wanted to. Sure, Lexi and Gianna know how to tie a few knots. They're not even opposed to playing with fire. But at the end of the day, they're still whores. And what were whores put on this Earth to do? Get fucked.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 17, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Tight Fit, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Jailbait? Nah, you're safe. All of these girls are legal. That's rarely the case with the ones seen on the street. "Teen" isn't exclusive to the ages of eighteen or nineteen in the real world. It covers a broad spectrum of developmental years, most of which will get you in trouble. So why not save yourself the incarceration and uncomfortable sensation of sucking dick in a same-sex communal shower - watch this title instead. It's a far better way to spend your time. My advice is to seek out Brooke Milano for an incredible teen experience. You might also prefer Chanel Chavez for some rougher action. However, don't try to dropkick Andrew Rivera through the screen like I did.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 17, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Is it just me or are the Deep Crack girls getting much more attractive? Maybe it's because Stoney has done away with possibly caring whether they look like teenagers. He's started hiring talent based on their ability to fuck like a champ. Gee, it only took him twelve volumes to figure that out? The very loose translation between the Hollywood film and this pornofied series also continues to deteriorate. "Oh yeah, that one had a pool in it, too." The similarities end there. So good news: the sex is vastly improved. Bad news: the lame ruse of high school chicks is exposed.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
You could commend Joe Laughlin for attempting a concept that I've never seen done before. Two girls, one guy, strictly blowjob, lots of cum swapping. After all, what straight male hasn't fantasized about a couple chicks going to town on his cock? But would it hurt to throw in some actual threesoming? Drawing an arbitrary line in the sand where the action stops is a surefire way to kill the fun! Might I make another suggestion, Joe? Try to grab some better dudes. This current stable looks like they've been sent out to pasture.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin
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Produced by: Lethal Hardcore and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Going into this movie, tagging it an all-around Editor's Choice was the furthest thing from my mind. Interracial swallowing seemed desperately niche specific. Was Stoney hoping to spark a new AVN award category? Then something happened. Each sequential scene kept getting better. Oh, I'd try to take a cynical shot at berating the girls. But after few minutes in, I found myself hooked. It's not because of their overwhelming beauty either. None of them would top any studio's contract list. Believe it or not, personality can be equally as sexy as a huge fake rack. When it oozes through the camera, I can't help but score it higher than store bought enhancements.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Lethal Hardcore, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Produced by: Black Thunder and Directed By LeRoy Jonze
Most guys aren't stupid enough to let fly a load of cum into a random black pussy. Shit, son - that's like throwin' Miracle-Gro® on a weed patch! You know that something unwanted is bound to happen. That doesn't seem to matter to Jon Jon and Brian Pumper. They turkey baste their jizz inside four beautiful bitches. But besides the internal injections, nothing jumps out as especially wild. Destiny Dane being so high that she can barely fuck would count as one noteworthy occurrence. Otherwise, it's essentially the same old routine.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 14, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Black Thunder, Directed By LeRoy Jonze
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Produced by: Cafe Italia and Directed By Benito Rossi
I came to a realization in this movie. So if you want to believe that she-males are this magical, mixed-gender, non-gay nirvana, then you should stop reading right here and go watch some scenes. Who cares what I have to say on the subject anyway? It's not like I spend a lot of time with Italian she-males or have ever encountered one intimately enough to find out if they were "packing." All I'm asking from you, intelligent reader, is to be honest with yourself. Butt fucking is butt fucking, whether done with a strap-on or a real dick hanging from something that almost looks like a chick.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 14, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Cafe Italia, Directed By Benito Rossi
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Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
This being the fourth volume in a straightforward offering, don't expect any deviations from those that came before. The only major change is obviously the girls. Without them, there wouldn't be the concept of a series in adult movies. You'd have the same people playing different characters and fucking in the latest storyline. It'd be like the Coen Brothers. Well, thank goodness for variety and whores. That's what brings us to Marie Luv. She ran away with the Editor's Choice. Nobody comes close to her energy level on-camera. Barbara Summer takes second place and could have had it won. The problem is that she gets penalized for making a DP appear effortless.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le
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Produced by: Noose Video and Directed By Angela D'Angelo
I didn't think it was conceivable for anyone to be a worse dom than Summer Cummings. Having watched her fairytale series or the shit in the basement with the kidnapping, it still baffles me how you could legitimately distribute such nonsense. Well, compared to this fiasco, the Summer Cummings collection should come in a gold-embossed, leather wrapped box set. Morgan Ray is by FAR the worst dominatrix to ever be given the keys to this franchise. She spends each scene consumed in a frantic state where her brain literally shuts down and there ceases to be any filtration of word or act. If you don't have to turn this movie off because her retardation is too frustrating, then you may want to make an appointment to get yourself checked out.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 13, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Noose Video, Directed By Angela D'Angelo
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Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Marco Banderas
At first, I confused Marco's POV efforts with former adult star, Benjamin Brat. They both did a ton of work for Acid Rain back in the day. Doubt we'll be seeing too much more of Ben, so the torch must be passed. Marco takes a liberal approach to the definition of POV. His self-filmed shots share a 50/50 ratio with the second or third cameras. Personally, that's fine by me. This is a professional production and not some guy with his girlfriend (although Marco's wife does make an appearance). I applaud this approach, if you have the resources. We get enough POV feel, plus the benefit of some good "highlight" angles.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 12, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Tight Fit, Directed By Marco Banderas