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Porn Stars: Kerri Kraven, Precious
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Lesbian Heaven #02
These two are cute. Maybe somewhat pale and skanky, but cute nonetheless. I'm almost positive that Kerri Kraven is a vampire - about as much as I'd wager on Precious' tits being real. They make for an interesting pair. Compared to some of the other girl/girl matchups, this one is right on par, if not somewhere above the cut. Precious is no slouch with the rubber cock, and Kerri does a nice job of maneuvering the unwieldy device. What more can you ask from a couple of chicks with a strap-on?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kerri Kraven, Precious, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blonde, Brunette, Costumes, Lesbian, Toys
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Porn Stars: Sierra
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Black Jack City #08
Nobody is drowning a possum, but this is relatively close in the weirdness department. How high was Jim when he came up with this ending? Guy has to fuck Sierra with the witch doctor in order to reverse the hex/tumor that is killing Julian. Makes total sense, right? Oh, and I forgot to mention - she has to cum first. Of course, she does. What you get is Guy and Byron Long tag teaming a painted-up Sierra while Julian lies in the background and shakes. It's hysterically funny, if you ask me.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 2, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sierra, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Big Tits, Black, Costumes, Double Penetration, Feature, Horse Dick, Piercing, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Gwen Summers
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Trailer Trash Nurses #02
This role is perfect for Gwen Summers. It allows her to play the "bimbo." Personally, it's her best side. As Johnny Thrust will attest, she tends to come off as a cunt. Gwen's far more palatable when clueless. That leads to better sex as well, especially due to Michael J. Cox's infatuation with rimming. Those short guys . . .they're such butt lickers. Gwen giggles her way through the entire scene. Take that for what it's worth. Some guys love laughter in the bedroom, but plenty of you would rather choke the life out of her. Sick fucks. Do us all a favor and choke out Jeanie Rivers. Her storytelling ability makes me wish that I didn't know words good.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 12, 2010
Rebel Tags: Gwen Summers, Michael J. Cox, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Feature, Red Head, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Bunny Luv
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Trailer Trash Nurses #02
Bunny Luv - now there is a porn star name, if I've ever heard one. In an unrelated note, both she and Jeanie appeared in the first porn DVD that I ever bought. Coincidentally, Chuck Martino was in it as well. What were there, like a whopping ten dudes in porn back in 1998? For Devan Sapphire to be getting work, pickin's had to be awfully slim. He's the asshole who makes a "Deliverance" reference when getting a blowjob. "You sure do have a purdy little mouth." Yeah, dude, we've all been tempted by the words, but you never fucking say it out loud! The risk of the girl thinking that you're a butt fucking hillbilly is too great! However, Bunny is as dumb as she is sexy. Sonofabitch is this chick sexy.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 12, 2010
Rebel Tags: Bunny Luv, Devan Sapphire, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Costumes, Feature
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Porn Stars: Gina Ryder, Jessica Drake
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Trailer Trash Nurses #02
If it were anyone other than Evan Stone calling the shots, then wouldn't buy it. Gina and Jessica have about as much personality between them as a bowl of vanilla ice cream. They need someone to push them into compromising situations - a sexual catalyst, if you will. That turns out to be Evan. Having a cock certainly helps his cause. It gives the ladies something to play with and focus on. They can't daisy chain forever.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 12, 2010
Rebel Tags: Gina Ryder, Jessica Drake, Evan Stone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Brunette, Costumes, Feature, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Cytherea
Produced by: X-Worx and Directed By Dan Azcarate
Full DVD Review: Irresistible Temptations
This scene is the most erotic of the movie. Maybe Mika and Alec might beg to differ, but they have been edged out. It's a temple theme, and Cytherea is the supposed "sacrifice." Of course, she comes back to life and ends up fucking Anthony Hardwood. Where's the sacrifice again? A couple of masked "helpers" loom in the background while Cytherea and Anthony probably do the most romantic performance of their careers. They're not particularly known for the slow and sexy stuff. But here's proof that they can play to the cable crowd as well as anybody.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 8, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cytherea, Anthony Hardwood, X-Worx, Directed By Dan Azcarate, Brunette, Costumes, Erotica, Settings
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Porn Stars: Simone De Marco
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. The same notion applies to porn. Well, maybe I've got a PhD in the latter, so that's a dumb attempted corollary. Regardless, I dig this concept, as unorthodox as it is. How often do you see two people fuck in an ambulance? No, not on the bumper, Jim Powers. I mean like IN the ambulance itself. Gurney, IV drip, neck brace and all, Simone De Marco marches through a gauntlet of medical devices to get what she wants: cock. There are certainly easier ways to go about having sex, but where's the fun in that?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Simone De Marco, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited, Brunette, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Euro, Settings
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Porn Stars: Lucie
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
Being debilitated can be sexy. Eight months in a sling after surgery turned out to be an aphrodisiac for my college gymnastics team. Who would have ever thought that the line, "You're going to need a helper" would actually work!? But enough about me. This focus here is on Lucie and her pseudo-injuries. She's not too bad off. A couple of temporary casts are quickly shed once her studly paramedic starts putting the moves on her. Lucie's desire to procreate is so strong that not even broken limbs can keep her from fucking!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Lucie, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited, Blonde, Costumes, Euro, Settings
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Porn Stars: Susanna
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
I'm not going to ask why George Uhl is wearing bikini underwear with a long sleeve sweater. Europeans do some weird shit when it comes to men and their legs . . .and their balls. What's important to discuss is Susanna. She's the house nurse who loves to use George's office to do teases for the camera. You may have never seen a more exquisite set of breasts. But I'm jumping the gun, because Susanna is the worst seducer EVER. There's no dialogue or any sort of yearning look. She just starts pawing at George and trying to undo her buttons. Eventually, Susanna is disrobed (wouldn't be much of a scene if she wasn't), and George instantaneously feels like a young man again. That's the power of pussy.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Susanna, George Uhl, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited, Big Tits, Costumes, Euro, Red Head
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Porn Stars: Veronika
Produced by: Tight Fit and Directed By Uncredited
Full DVD Review: Internal Medicine
"Oh, woe is me. I have a massive head injury. I don't know what else to do but sit around in sexy lingerie and request a visit from that handsome doctor who makes house calls." Yup, there's the set-up. Veronika's scene is like a sexier version of "Misery." Despite the King Tut treatment on her head, she's infinitely more appealing than Kathy Bates. The bandages aren't completely unflattering, except it's difficult to pin down Veronika's hair color. We don't have a tag for "head wound wrap." I'm going to guess brunette. That's assuming her sparse carpet matches the drapes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Veronika, Tight Fit, Directed By Uncredited, Brunette, Costumes, Euro