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Porn Stars: Cherelle
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #10
You have to ask yourself, "What the fuck is Max's deal?" Is he supposed to be a cowboy? Maybe he's trying for a Southern rock vibe. Perhaps he's into the motorcycle scene, although I've never seen him do anything badass. The truth is: Max is a bottom-feeder. It's what "Cherry Poppers" has been predicated on since the beginning, and Cherelle is another piece of grub that Max has scraped up to satiate himself. Any woman with half a brain would take one look at him and stroll out of the room laughing. But a young girl willing to dress up in a pedophilic outfit complete with glasses and bobby socks isn't overflowing with self-esteem. That's what Max preys upon and probably also what you like about this series, so I'm going to shut up and leave you be.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Cherelle, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Brunette, Classic, Editor's Choice, Gagging, Teen
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Porn Stars: Stephanie Swift
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #10
Anybody who stays current with porn trends is bound to recognize the emergence of Max Hardcore's signature fetish for overaccentuated lipstick. Stephanie Swift is far from the modern Max pinup girl, covered in an abomination of red wax. When he finds her in another person's bathroom, Stephanie's required to pay the penalty for which Max is judge, jury and executioner. As you might expect, he devises a creative way to exact discipline on her. Max decides to strip Stephanie of her pubes, both as punishment and to satisfy his own perversion. Can't say I'm opposed to that at all. It provides me the opportunity employ my "shaving" tag, one of the least used in our library!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Stephanie Swift, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Brunette, Classic, Shaving, Teen
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Porn Stars: China Lee
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #10
When you pause this scene in the early going (during the intro), you can tell immediately how disturbed Max Hardcore is. Taken totally out of context, it's impossible to distinguish between porn or horror flick. It all depends on which side of Max's fingers that you're on. From his perspective, it's a love story about a perverted old pedophile and an innocent young girl. From China's viewpoint, it's an anal ravaging by a creepy dude with a big watch who couldn't get laid in the real world, even if he were handing out MTV reality series contracts.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: China Lee, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Brunette, Classic, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Andrea
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #10
This set-up takes a while to develop. But eventually, Don puts in enough time with Andrea to see her tits. That took you forever, dude! She's a slut for fuck's sake. Squash the bullshit and bend her ass over the chaise. Plenty of you could have banged out three or four nuts by now. Normally, I'm the one sitting here complaining that the action progresses too fast, and they should slow it down. This scene moves at an agonizing pace and never goes anywhere. Do yourself a favor and fast forward to about ten minutes in. Then you'll finally get what you came for.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Andrea, Don Fernando, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Brunette, Classic, Outdoor, Teen
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Porn Stars: Candy Conner
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #07
You can already see the wheels of revolution turning in Max's head, as he chooses to film at an actual school. It's one thing to show a girl walking around the buildings and then abduct her to another location. It's something completely different to nut all over her face right on the school steps! Of course, Candy and Max have to adjourn back to his condo for the scene itself. You can't have a filthy whore bent over the railing of the administrative office, moaning away for whatever random passersby might be out for a walk. Maybe some old pervert like Max might be into that, but nobody wants to see a creepy, balding, yellow-toothed pedophile laying pipe in public. They'd rather pay money and watch it on video.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Candy Conner, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Blonde, Classic, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Gaper, Salad Tossing, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Sharon
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #07
Really? This is a fantasy that someone had? Even if it was just Max, it's still fucking ridiculous. First, there's the opening shot of him sitting on a suspended pipe over the "canyon." "Oh my," I'm supposed to think. "He's such a badass hiker that he'll fearlessly climb right out on anything!" Next is the super-sexy move where Max sprays water in Sharon's mouth. "Woooooow. You're an NFL waterboy, Max!" I'm so impressed thus far - I can't believe that Sharon hasn't simply thrown her clothes off and said, "Yes, Missa hikyu man! Fooka me! Fooka me, light hele on dees locks!" Yup, that's one hot fantasy, especially when Max sticks his fingers up Sharon's ass and tries to pull them through her pussy.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sharon, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Asian, Classic, Double Penetration, Interracial, Outdoor, Teen, Toys
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Porn Stars: Brooke Dunn
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #07
There is a test that determines whether or not you are a psycho pederast. No, seriously. It was developed by doctors at Cardiff University, and those Brits are A#1 at spotting child molesters. I won't bore you with all the details (lest you fail and have a mental breakdown), but here's an early warning sign: Talking to yourself while masturbating! That's like stage one. Having a running dialogue with an of-age sex partner who fantasizes about doing shit to her daughter? I'm guessing that's like stage ten. By now, Max is well off the charts. Had we known about these basic tests when this movie was made, so many crappy scenes could have been prevented from being committed to video.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brooke Dunn, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Classic, MILF, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Jamie Lee
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #07
This is essentially the same scene that we saw Max do before. Only this time, he's subbed out Asians and thrown in Don Fernando as backup. Don's far more romantic in his approach. There's no posturing or pipe-walking bullshit. Surprisingly, Jamie is the one to make the first move. It's akin to a woman's idea of natural love. Right up to the point where Don can't hold out and nuts all over himself. He bounces back with a few loads to Jamie's glasses later, which sucks for me, because I wanted to EC this puppy. I hate giving them to Max.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 7, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jamie Lee, Don Fernando, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Asian, Classic, Interracial, Outdoor, Teen
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Porn Stars: Roxanne Hall
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #06
Roxanne Hall seems too old to be dressed in an outfit like this. Not that I'm complaining about her presence. She can pop up wherever she wants, as far as I'm concerned. Roxanne is always a thrill to watch, because you never know how high she's going to up the ante in a scene. We've seen what she's capable of. And if ever there were an equal match for Max's degeneracy, then Roxanne is it. I have to laugh when he talks about her tight cunt while easily throwing three fingers, two knuckles deep. What a boldfaced lie. Any woman who can accommodate that many digits in her box is well beyond the realm of "tight."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Roxanne Hall, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Brunette, Classic, Editor's Choice, Euro, Outdoor, Salad Tossing, Teen
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Porn Stars: Candy Conner
Produced by: Zane Entertainment and Directed By Max Hardcore
Full DVD Review: Cherry Poppers #06
Turning the pedophile dial up a few notches, Max encounters Candy Conner on a swing set, sporting a flowered dress and some tragic glasses. It doesn't take long for him to go full Max on her, jerking off in her face while she dribbles spit down her chin. And a more foul act of middle-aged man depravity, I have never seen. However, Max does make good use of the swing, which is something that plenty of you will want to give a try. The anal fingering gets particularly intense when he attempts to turn Candy's twat inside out. She doesn't seem happy about anything going on in this scene. Unfortunately, that's exactly how Max prefers it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Candy Conner, Max Hardcore, Zane Entertainment, Directed By Max Hardcore, Anal, Blonde, Classic, Outdoor, Salad Tossing, Teen