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Porn Stars: Jeanie Rivers
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Trailer Trash Nurses #02
You definitely had to know that Chuck and Jeanie would get together. Porn movies are nothing if not predictable, particularly when you have such "accomplished" narrators. And go figure where it happens to take place - on the bar! What a fitting location for a bartender to fuck. Notwithstanding, I wish that this scene was more interesting than it actually is. Frankly, it stays on par with the rest of the flick but fails to deliver the knockout punch at the end.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 12, 2010
Rebel Tags: Jeanie Rivers, Chuck Martino, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Feature, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Alex Dane
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: One Way Ticket
Jesus christ, Kyle Stone sucks balls. I almost forgot that he was the black sheep of the Stone family. Here's inconvertible proof. Following that, you'll find Alex Dane and Chuck Martino paired up for a Hollywood power-fuck. This ain't no Brad and Angelina. These two are nearly as awful as Kyle's acting. If you think about it, then you can put together the sequence of events for a disgusting revelation. Chuck sticks his cock in Alex's ass immediately following her interrupted session on the crapper. That may be an unexpected turn-on for some of you. To our feces infatuated contingent, might I suggest a notorious video clip entitled, "Two Chicks, One Cup."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alex Dane, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Brunette, Feature
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Porn Stars: J.R. Carrington
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: One Way Ticket
As much as it kills me to say it, this is old school porn. There's a compromised couple fucking in one room while two hapless dudes listen in from right outside the door. It's the voyeuristic fantasy element that people used to think was taboo. Now it's standard operating procedure in any frat house across the country. Funny how life imitates porn. I could write a groundbreaking thesis on the link between sexual behaviors displayed in adult movies and those engaged in by the average American male. Was any joe schmo doing ATM twenty years ago? Fuck no! Today, try finding a group of dudes where at least one of them isn't into it. I realize that I got off on a tangent, but only because this scene sucks. Sorry.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: J.R. Carrington, Billy Glide, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Rimjob, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Gwen Summers
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Buck Adams
Full DVD Review: Charlie's Angels
Could Buck have cast any uglier whores to play the ladies of "Charlie's Angels?" I mean - geez, dude. Bosley is supposed to be a jackass character, so I get using Chuck Martino. But the girls are the focal point, and you decided to go with these three? Piss poor. We'll get to all of them eventually. For now, let's focus on Chuck's atrocious acting and the one decent looking chick in the movie, Gwen Summers. She's the secretary. I don't remember Bosley having a secretary . . .whatever. Her only purpose in this role is to be at Chuck's beckon call. Whether it's grabbing lunch or blowing him on demand, Gwen obliges. Thankfully, she's much better at giving head than remembering sandwich orders.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Gwen Summers, Chuck Martino, Coast to Coast, Directed By Buck Adams, Feature, Red Head, Small Tits
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Porn Stars: Lola Vargas, Shelbee Myne
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Buck Adams
Full DVD Review: Charlie's Angels
Who the fuck buys a shirt like Chuck Martino's? South Beach club-hopping douche bags, that's who. I don't know where the rest of the girls could have gotten their outfits? Whores-R-Us seems like a logical guess, if such a place exists. You could probably pick up common street trash like Lola Vargas and Shelbee Myne there as well. They come two-for-one in the clearance aisle. Chuck practically lives there around the holidays. He's a thrifty whore shopper, which would explain his shirt. That fake tanner doesn't spread as far as it used to.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lola Vargas, Shelbee Myne, Chuck Martino, Coast to Coast, Directed By Buck Adams, Brunette, Feature, Interracial, Latina, Threesome
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Porn Stars: April Flowers
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Sorority Sistas
I've recently discovered this awesome new show on MTV called, "Jersey Shore." It's about a houseful of stereotypical "guidos" and "guidettes" who do nothing more than celebrate their obnoxiousness in excess and drink themselves retarded. Compelling television, I know, but I mention it for a reason. April Flowers and Chuck Martino remind me immediately of those people. She's a stuck-up cunt who antagonizes everyone in her presence. He's an oven-baked jackoff with spiked hair and a douchey convertible BMW. (Chicks are hot in that car, Chuck - not you.) Nevertheless, April can't wait to get her mouth on his cock as soon as he rolls in. Chuck's perfect combination of fake tan and pretentiousness is an undeniable aphrodisiac to a classy gal like her.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: April Flowers, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Stacey
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Beach Bunny
Somewhere along the line, somebody got it in their head that Velvet Rose was the next big thing. That somebody wasn't me. I'm not looking forward to seeing her later in the movie. Thankfully, the gods of storyline have granted me a temporary reprieve. They've inserted an ethnic hottie named Stacy Carpenter to kick this party off. She's the perfect undercover lifeguard to investigate crime and foil terror plots - she's fucking Middle Eastern! Evidently, Stacy has also taken well to the other aspect of her job, which is whoring herself out during off-hours. "Why do you women always resort to sex?" Chuck asks her. "Because it works," is her truthful response. Make sure to stick around for some gratuitous bikini footage and lowbrow humor after Chuck blows his load.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Stacey, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Stiv Gators, Brunette, Feature, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Monica Sweetheart
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Sindee The Campus Slut
So I get the volleyball angle. I also get why Chuck is over there recruiting. What I don't get is why Monica Sweetheart suddenly drops her robe and starts showing off her lingerie. Not like that's a significant problem for ANYONE. I'm just saying. If the only reason is because she's a huge slut, then immediately come right out and say that she's a huge slut. Don't bother with all the volleyball crap. It's poorly done anyway. Whatever. I guess I'm not happy unless I have something to be mad at. There's absolutely nothing wrong with what Chuck and Monica have going on in this scene. Trust me - anytime you get to see a young Monica Sweetheart do feature anal, you're in good shape.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 25, 2009
Rebel Tags: Monica Sweetheart, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Gaper
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Porn Stars: Velvet Rose
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Nikki The Nymph
What sort of professor patrols frat houses looking for drunken freshman students to reprimand? A sketchy motherfucker like Chuck Martino, that's who. He probably stumbled upon Velvet Rose (Nikki) on his weekly rounds. Old dudes will go to ridiculous lengths for a teenage hummer. Chuck lays the whole, "This will affect your grade" line on her - to which Nikki retorts with a suck and a pop. That's the magic of a frat house couch. Something about it just makes girls forget about all the dirt everywhere and spread their legs. Those legs in this scenario are covered with white thigh highs. Very classy for a freshman whore like Nikki and very appreciated by one, Chuck Martino. In fact, so appreciated that he drops a load right in her eye. That's the mark of quality.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 18, 2009
Rebel Tags: Velvet Rose, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Black, Blonde, Feature, Interracial, Money Shot, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Ayana Angel
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Women In Black #02
There is parody and then there's complete rip-off. This is most certainly the latter. Jim doesn't even try to hide the fact that he put no original thought into this. It's the exact same storyboard and practically a verbatim script with a few more expletives thrown in for flavor. You know - I've always wondered what this scene would be like with more fucking. It's interracial fucking to be specific. Ayana is the agent with the bright idea and the charged-up alien attraction. Rather than blowing Chuck's head off, she starts blowing Chuck's head . . .off. Just because he's an alien doesn't mean that he can't be bought with pussy. I feel like sex is a fairly common currency both across the globe and across the galaxy.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 1, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ayana Angel, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Black, Feature, Interracial
