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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01
I wouldn't have expected to find Briana Banks in a movie like this. But once in a while, we stumble across some forgotten gems of porn's prior decade. These are the ones that helped to establish the up and cummers as big money, contract whores. Speaking of big and money - take a gander at Briana's tits. They're so modified that they defy Newton's fundamental laws of physics. No amount of reverse cowgirl fucking can shake them loose. Do such thoughts enter a porn star's mind when having elective surgery? Has anyone said, "Doc, I want them to look perfect in doggiestyle and when I'm on my back. Any other position, they can sort of hang wherever."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Outdoor, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Annie Cruz, Harmony Rose
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Nautica Thorn
Full DVD Review: Secret Desires
Those of you who have been dying to hang out with porn stars might want to skip the beginning of this scene. The only thing more annoying than a carful of bimbos is a carful of bimbo whores. These chicks actually have an agenda. What it is exactly is somewhat uncertain. Apparently, Nautica runs a mobile call girl service. All it takes is the ring of a cell phone to change Annie and Harmony's plans from a day of shopping to a lesbo show and threesome with Chris Cannon. I can't think of anything in the world easier than ordering pizza online, but dialing up hookers is a breeze! Before you know it, Chris is balls deep in some pro stars. He did have to pay a premium for the full ATM and squirting package.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 26, 2010
Rebel Tags: Annie Cruz, Harmony Rose, Chris Cannon, AMA Video, Directed By Nautica Thorn, Anal, Asian, ATM, Blonde, Cum Swap, Interracial, Piercing, Squirt, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Nautica Thorn
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Nautica Thorn
Full DVD Review: Secret Desires
Now THIS is how you do a scene with Nautica Thorn!! She doesn't say a word and instead, fades off into her fantasy with Chris Cannon. Why anyone would fantasize about him is beyond me, but that's beside the point. What's important is that Nautica transitions into sex without annoying the fuck out of the viewer. Under those circumstances, you can appreciate her as being a decent whore. I never said that she was a slouch in bed. However, I would advise turning off the sound echo and forgoing the tulle next time. Other than that, it's thumbs up.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 26, 2010
Rebel Tags: Nautica Thorn, Chris Cannon, AMA Video, Directed By Nautica Thorn, Asian, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Nikita Denise
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: La Femme Nikita Denise
My dear lord, Chris Cannon is the WORST! He's the Kevin Costner of porn, barely better than a high school drama club loser. Despite being decked out in a suit with sunglasses and holding a gun, Chris still manages to come off like a pussy. Nikita Denise is literally wearing camo spandex chaps, and she commands more respect. I guess that makes sense. After all, she's supposed to be a world-class spy. A woman of few words, Nikita is able to turn the tables with a quick grab of Chris' crotch. But I wish that she had done it much earlier. Chris can definitely bone a whore, although he shouldn't be allowed to talk on-camera ever again.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 20, 2010
Rebel Tags: Nikita Denise, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: Brittney Skye
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: The Heist
Out of the various dudes standing in this line, why Chris Cannon? Why? What is it about his butt chin and utter lack of personality that sluts find so attractive? This is more evidence that I would make a lousy girl. I don't understand the female psyche when it comes to picking a cock. Were I a member of the opposite sex, I'd die an old and lonely crone, sexually frustrated and living with a bunch of loose-skinned lesbians. Meanwhile, Brittney Skye is predisposed to doing exactly this: fucking complete strangers to satisfy her cum fixation. Better her than me - that's all I have to say.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brittney Skye, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Bridgette Kerkove, Charlese LaMour, Rayne
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #07
Anytime that you throw together a group effort with three chicks and one dude, you're in good shape. The fact that they pull up in a classic car nicknamed, "Victoria's Secret" is just icing on the cake. Hell, Chris and Charlese start in on each other before they get to the house! It's a love connection. They eventually hunt down Rayne to seal the deal. She's the homely-looking slut who is attempting to improve her fuckability through extensive body modification. Hey, if you can't be sexy, then why not get another piercing? Or you can resort to what the other girls do. Let a guy fuck your ass and your sex appeal is enhanced exponentially.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 5, 2010
Rebel Tags: Bridgette Kerkove, Charlese LaMour, Rayne, Chris Cannon, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Group, Piercing, Rimjob, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Miko Lee, Gwen Summers
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Nymph Fever #03
How about that? Jerome Tanner has found yet another way in which Chris Cannon can butcher dialogue: forcing him to attempt a Middle Eastern accent. It's the worst bubble speak that I've heard since the Jerky Boys' first album. Fortunately, there are two whores in this scene to make up for his black hole of ineptitude. Miko Lee and Gwen Summers do a decent job of sticking to their characters. Miko slams the crap out of her pussy while mumbling about nuts, and Gwen slowly comes around to the idea of jumping into the threesome when she sees the number that Chris is doing on the spanked Asian twat. Then toys magically appear, and everybody goes apeshit on each other. Evidently, some people can't resist a woman in uniform.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 28, 2010
Rebel Tags: Gwen Summers, Miko Lee, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Asian, Costumes, Double Penetration, Feature, Interracial, Outdoor, Red Head, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Alexandra Nice, Elle Devyne, Torri
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #06
Skip all the bullshit - let's get straight to the reverse gangbang. Once again, Chris Cannon manages to place himself in a situation far better than he deserves. Slinging dick for Alexandra, Elle and Torri is an enviable position to be in. They're all so enthusiastic and supportive. This is the sort of group sex where everybody wins. Elle especially cashes in her ass for some exceptional anal penetration. It takes her a while to warm up, but with a team effort, she pulls off a solid gaper. As for Torri, her pooper is off-limits. Though you'll likely not hear any complaints from Chris. He can't hold out against Torri's pussy for anything and blows his load soon after she climbs aboard.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 21, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alexandra Nice, Elle Devyne, Torri, Chris Cannon, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Group, Outdoor, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Lauren Phoenix
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Full DVD Review: Ablaze
You can always count on a Francois Clousot feature movie to start out with semi-meaningless sex. There's a good chance that one of the participants will end up playing a significant part in the title, and I'm hoping that Lauren Phoenix gets the nod. She's a far more suitable character to have to deal with for the next hour or so. Her acting is not nearly as atrocious as that of Chris Cannon, and she's much better to look at. This scene won't be landing in Lauren's greatest hits collection, although it does have its merits. Watching Chris' cock plow into her sexy, fat ass certainly isn't a bad way to spend 15 minutes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lauren Phoenix, Chris Cannon, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature
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Porn Stars: Taylor Lynn
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Full DVD Review: Ablaze
Have you ever noticed that porn stars have a very sly and unique way of getting undressed? Regardless of what they're wearing, they always seem able to slink out of it in a sexy and graceful manner. Well, that is until Taylor Lynn tackles fireman's equipment. It's impossible to remove so much gear in a manner that makes anyone want to fuck you. She practically has to throw her tits in Chris' face to get him to do anything. But what would you expect from a chick slut firefighter? In terms of the skank hierarchy, these American heroines are notoriously the butchiest of the blumpkin blowers.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Taylor Lynn, Chris Cannon, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Blonde, Blowjob, Feature
