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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Slut Wives
Chelsea's inability to deliver a single line with conviction should help you appreciate just how skilled Nikki Hunter is. If only her husband knew that putting a cock in her mouth solves all those problems. Actually, he does. Her real life husband does anyway. Here, Jonny Zinn plays the role of the dark-skinned adulterer. What an interesting reversal. You can tell that these two know each other's ins and outs. It's a reenactment of another Saturday night special at the Zinn house.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Jonny Zinn, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Cream Pie, MILF
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Porn Stars: Courtney Simpson, Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Older Women & Younger Women #07
Chelsea Zinn is more the caliber of whore that we've come to expect out of this series. She fits the mold of the middle-aged nympho to a T, even if she isn't the hottest cougar on the block. That's neither here nor there to Courtney Simpson. Her plan is to get out of cleaning a dirty grill with her hands by cleaning Chelsea's box with her tongue. Sounds like a relatively equitable tradeoff to me. Courtney obviously cares more about her nails than her dirty mouth. There is no region on either of these whores' bodies untouched by the flicking tongue of their opposite-aged partner. You know - as long as that area falls between their legs.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 28, 2009
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Courtney Simpson, Coast to Coast, Directed By Stiv Gators, Blonde, Lesbian, MILF, Outdoor, Rimjob, Small Tits, Toys
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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Skin Tight Productions and Directed By Cram and Grip Johnson
Full DVD Review: MILF Money #09
I'll be the first to confess that I've given Chelsea Zinn a rash of shit in the past. What can I say? The whore just never showed me anything worthwhile. This bit of candid joking about kids and motherhood doesn't do much to change my opinion. It's somewhat endearing . . .in a twisted, someone should call Child Services, kind of way. I get the same satisfaction watching it as I do from the show "Intervention" on A&E. The only difference is that there is no good-intentioned moderator swooping in for a reality check. There is only Dino Bravo with a hard cock and a corny joke. At this stage of her life, that seems to be all Chelsea really wants or needs. How else is she supposed to get her well thought out business plan off the ground? It takes a lot of MILF money to "buy a mansion" and "look for investors." Like anyone would give her money for any purpose that doesn't involve her mouth on their dick.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Dino Bravo, Skin Tight Productions, Directed By Cram and Grip Johnson, Blonde, Editor's Choice, MILF, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Steve Drake
Full DVD Review: Cum To Drink Of It
Before there was such a term as a "cougar" and just about the time that M.I.L.F was worming its way into the common vernacular, Chelsea Zinn launched her porno career. You know that little voice that we get in our head as we get older that tells us we'll never be a pro athlete, a rock star or a business mogul? Chelsea doesn't have that. Here, she's thirty-four going on her third year in the jizz biz. Her performance is exactly what you would expect from a thirty-something nympho. The moaning and dirty talk compensate for crows feet and deflated breasts, while her willingness and enthusiasm are the result of an experienced sex drive. With the age of peak attractiveness growing for women every year, one might say that Chelsea was even slightly ahead of her time. Personally, I just think she's an extremely horny broad whose life crisis at age thirty sparked a lucrative career of making porn for middle-aged wife swappers.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2008
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Reno, Sergio, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Steve Drake, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Mother Fuckers #02
When is a back massage more than just a back massage? When the chick massaging you is sporting a visible garter belt and a bra that does very little to cover her aging nipples. A licking sensation in your ear is a dead giveaway, too. Easily seduced by an older woman in a position of power, Jenner is a sucker for an assertive cougar. The only thing you have to watch out for in those situations is the male cougar coming home to the den. That's where Herschel comes in. He feigns dissatisfaction with the situation admirably, but we all know exactly where things are going. Soon enough, this extramarital affair becomes intramarital swinging. Certainly, there is no problem with that. Sharing is caring after all.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 23, 2008
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Herschel Savage, Jenner, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, MILF, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Coffee Ron
Full DVD Review: Slap Happy #13
Does anyone truly know how old Chelsea Zinn is? Her eyes seem to sink further into her head every time I see her. I have the stinking suspicion that she might actually be dead. I've heard people talk about smiling with one's whole face before, but I don't think Chelsea can help it. Whenever her mouth moves, it sends ripples back towards her ears like waves on a pond. When Ron slaps her, it sounds like a baseball player breaking in a new glove by repeatedly punching it with his fist.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 30, 2008
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Coffee Ron, Extreme Associates, Directed By Coffee Ron, Blonde, Blowjob, Extreme, Gagging, MILF
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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn, Gia Paloma
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Coffee Ron
Full DVD Review: Domestic Disturbance
Oh, the old "broken down car" routine. It's a classic with many variations, but I've never seen it done quite like this. Gia is the bait that ends up on the doorstep of lonely housewife, Chelsea Zinn. That's a dangerous place to be when copious amounts of wine consumption are involved. As Gia's devious plan is revealed through some "coincidental" picture showing, things seem as though they're ready to pop off. Instead, five more minutes of small talk and set-up go by before Ron whips his cock out in a not-so-subtle manner. Good lord, you would think porn stars would know how to be a bit more assertive! Things progress nicely after that. Hell, Gia even busts out a strap-on. Still, it hardly seems worth it for that much intro.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 26, 2007
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Gia Paloma, Coffee Ron, Extreme Associates, Directed By Coffee Ron, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Brunette, Feature, MILF, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Miss Meadow, Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Notorious/Multimedia and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Don't Tell Mommy #07
When the going gets tough, the tough get fucking. That's the motto at the Zinn household at least. Former call girl turned worst mom in the world - Chelsea decides it is time to turn her daughters out to help with the financial burden around the house. Shit, even Britney Spears wouldn't be that neglectful. Actually, she probably would be, but nobody wants to fuck her now anyway. I only make mention of such a thing, because this scene is fucking ridiculous. Chelsea not only pimps her daughter, Meadow - she puts her in training with her boyfriend and also joins in. Wow, Jerry Springer couldn't have made this shit up. It takes a perverted super-mind like Jim's to be this depraved.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2007
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Miss Meadow, Trent Tesoro, Notorious/Multimedia, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Cum Swap, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn, Kelsey Michaels
Produced by: Notorious/Multimedia and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Babysitter #22
Herschel Savage has been banging babysitters as long as anyone, which is quite a few years more than Kelsey has even been alive. That might explain why she falls for the oldest trick in the horny husband handbook: Teenagers will do just about anything for a car. Hell, they'll even get eaten out by a jealous wife! Bet you didn't see that one coming, did ya? Actually, with Chelsea Zinn on the card, who did you think she'd be playing - the kid? Far from a little tyke. She's a grown-up woman with grown-up desires. It seems that Chelsea and Herschel can't express their physical love for each other without a tender teen in the mix. There are certainly worse ways to save a marriage!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 16, 2007
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Kelsey Michaels, Herschel Savage, Notorious/Multimedia, Directed By Jim Powers, Blonde, Brunette, MILF, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Chelsea Zinn
Produced by: Notorious/Multimedia and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Extreme Penetrations #06
I'm not much on tribal medicine, but I gotta believe that shoving a voodoo pole up a whore's ass has got to be some bad juju. Couple that with a bone from some dead soul in the twat, and you've got yourself some kind of ancient curse that no amount of calf's blood can break. For Chelsea's sake, I hope Johnny's jizz is an acceptable substitute. Equally as strange, though slightly less occult in nature is the use of a chainsaw as a sex toy. Yeah, I had to see it to believe it, too. Don't think for a second that the fun stops there. Chelsea has a few more surprises up her cunt. And you thought ping pong balls were just for drinking games. Eventually, she does get around to fucking Johnny - but after all her antics, it's kind of a letdown.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 7, 2007
Rebel Tags: Chelsea Zinn, Johnny Thrust, Notorious/Multimedia, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Outdoor, Toys