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Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Is it just me or are the Deep Crack girls getting much more attractive? Maybe it's because Stoney has done away with possibly caring whether they look like teenagers. He's started hiring talent based on their ability to fuck like a champ. Gee, it only took him twelve volumes to figure that out? The very loose translation between the Hollywood film and this pornofied series also continues to deteriorate. "Oh yeah, that one had a pool in it, too." The similarities end there. So good news: the sex is vastly improved. Bad news: the lame ruse of high school chicks is exposed.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Porn Stars: Dominica Leoni
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
Let me make a proclamation: this sex is the best that Stoney Curtis has ever filmed for the series. Dominica Leoni actually achieves some chemistry with Brett Rockman. I know, right? No one was more surprised than me. Dominica must have a thing for huge hook-cocks or guys who struggle to hold out against her tight snatch. Maybe she finds it flattering. At any rate, it's a quality scene, despite all the bullshit banter at the beginning. Stoney had managed to stay on the wagon for a while by not interfering with the goings-on at Deep Crack. It would seem that he's returned to his old ways.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Dominica Leoni, Brett Rockman, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Euro, Gaper
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Porn Stars: Dani Woodward, Sabrine Maui
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
If there's one skill that Dani Woodward possesses over almost every other whore in the industry, it's looking hot regardless of what she's doing. She never seems to get caught off-guard with anything. Now that might not sound like a lot, but try to picture the average person having sex. It's not a pretty sight. Even Brad and Angelina probably resemble sweaty monkeys awkwardly rubbing against each other, and her make-up doesn't stay pristine. That's what makes Dani so exceptional. She can be spread-eagled with her cheeks torn asunder like a prison inmate. It doesn't matter. Covered in cum? Well, that's a different story.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Dani Woodward, Sabrine Maui, Mark Ashley, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Asian, ATM, Brunette, Interracial, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Brooke Banner
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
I love it when a scene gives me lots to work with. If Brooke Banner's name gets called, then it's nearly automatic. Years before her newly reinvented image, Brooke was in her prime. Appearing before you is the version known affectionately in the industry as "Bitchy Brooke." I shouldn't have to explain the origin of that moniker. Notwithstanding her diva attitude, Brooke always knows how to initiate a sexual situation. For instance, she wants to go swimming. That might not have been Stoney's plan, but why not? It's sweltering outside and some natural improvisation has been sorely lacking in this series. Much like the previous two scenes, a solid sex performance puts this one in EC contention as well.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brooke Banner, Tony Michaels, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Blonde, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Elizabeth Lawrence
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
And then Dick Delaware came along to ruin everything. He's like the shithead that shows up at the party right as everyone is hitting their stride. Immediately the room factions into a bunch of whispering groups. "Who brought Dick?" "I thought that guy wasn't invited." "He drugs girls to sleep with them." "I heard he licks terrible pussy." People start making excuses for why they have to leave, and the party quickly dies. Dick's a bonafide cooler, and he's killed the momentum that this movie had going for it. It's a shame, because Elizabeth Lawrence is a cutie who also loves to get dirty. She HAS been walking around with a butt plug tucked between her cheeks all day.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Elizabeth Lawrence, Dick Delaware, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Gagging, Toys
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Porn Stars: Sophia
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
This is going to sound weird. But in all his many scenes, I can't recall Sledge Hammer finger-blasting a bitch. I mean like seriously working over a pussy. Here he probes Sophia's box with his black sausage hands. She seems appreciative - as every girl, slut, whore or mother out there enjoys some diligent digital diddling occasionally. It's an excellent way to prep the field for the game without getting too involved. And with Sophia, Sledge's caring touch pays off in spades. If you don't spend enough time priming her motor, Sophia has been known to shut down. Instead, this one goes the distance.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sophia, Sledge Hammer, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Interracial, Outdoor, Piercing
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Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Fast cars and group sex. It's been the recipe for nine volumes now. Why bother changing? On a positive note, Stoney is refining his act in these more recent editions. He's discovered that he can get involved sexually with the talent. Stoney's also learning to keep the dialogue short at the beginning and quickly proceed to the fucking. Lastly, he realizes that contrary to what they're saying, nobody gives a fuck about the cars. They don't display "Grease" or "Bullitt" in a special section of the video store. But throw the word "Anal" in front of either of them and it's a whole different ballgame.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Porn Stars: Julie Meadows, Shasta
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #09
A lot of guys have been in this position before. You're driving down the street with a buddy or two, and a carful of girls pulls up beside, looking for a good time. Now here's something that most of you HAVEN'T done: Taken them up on it. Why not? All it requires is a set of nuts and the ability to use them. What's the worst that happens? They say "no" and you chastise them for falsely advertising their sluttiness. Best-case scenario: you're bumping uglies with a couple of horny broads in less than an hour. Follow Pat's lead and make sure to push for anal, too. Notice how much Shasta is enjoying herself!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Julie Meadows, Shasta, Pat Myne, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Temple, Jessica Jewel, Emilia
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #09
I always knew that Jessica Jewel was unpredictable, but I never pegged her to be packing a strap-on to a photo shoot. If Herschel hadn't initiated his own threesome, then someone was going to get plowed by rubber cock regardless. Emilia and Temple are oblivious to how close they came to a lesbian beat down. Saved by Jewish hog once again. Well, sort of. They both get their fair share of the strap-on before it's all said and done, but Jessica's needs aren't ignored either. That's the benefit of group sex - everybody shares.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Emilia, Jessica Jewel, Temple, Herschel Savage, Stoney Curtis, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Group, Toys
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Porn Stars: Bridgette Kerkove, Salina del Ray
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Hot Bods And Tail Pipe #09
It was only a matter of time before Bridgette Kerkove got involved again with this series. She did so back in volume seven and seemed totally in her element. Bridgette's absolutely the type that would wet her panties over a hot car and a tool behind the wheel. The tool just so happens to be Pat Myne - an asshole who drives around in a mid-eighties Porsche with sheepskin seat covers and no shirt on. However, his douche baggery is trumped by Bridgette's bizarre Freudian slip about an ex-husband that even catches Stoney off-guard. Congratulations, you're an ass gaping whore and your big titted friend has an exquisite rack.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Bridgette Kerkove, Salina del Ray, Pat Myne, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Gaper, Threesome
