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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
Full DVD Review: Double Dip 'Er #03
Catalina has been an enigma to me for quite some time. I can never tell if she's a reluctant porn star or a nympho mega-slut. One requires her to be a skilled actress - the other that she be frighteningly psychotic. You know that old saying, "it's the quiet ones that you have to watch?" Watch Catalina. She always looks like she's trying to read something off a teleprompter while she's fucking. There isn't a cue card guy kneeling down off-camera and flipping through posterboards of "Oh's and Yeah's." So what the fuck is Catalina fixated on? I'd ask her myself, but I'm too scared of what the answer might be.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 17, 2010
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Anthony Hardwood, Mark Wood, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Jenna Haze, Catalina
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #04
I've learned by now to ignore the pre-sex banter that goes on in these movies. It's never fulfilling and usually leaves me jaded by the time clothes do start coming off. So for this one featuring the very popular, Jenna Haze, and the slightly less downloaded, Catalina, I can't afford to risk listening to anything occurring before the first boob. That wouldn't give the girls a fair shot. I mean - it's not their fault that Stoney is a lousy director. Nor is it their fault that Dez and Brother Love are lower echelon stunt cocks. These whores try to do the best they're capable of with the dick provided. In this regard, it's a winner. Do yourself a favor and try to filter out the off-camera, manly voice. The gift of gab is not something possessed by those in the room carrying a "Y" chromosome.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Jenna Haze, Brother Love, Dez, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Group, Money Shot, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Catalina, Taylor St. Claire
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #01
"Don't have a cow?" Come on. That wasn't even a funny line when it was original. It's sure as shit not even slightly cool to say in a porn movie. Usually by the time that popular media trickles down into the adult industry, it has run its course and been beaten like a dead horse courtesy of late night television. If only someone would beat Stoney Curtis like a dead horse. That's fair punishment for making me sit through TT Boy's antics. I've never seen a more awkward threesome. It's bad enough that Taylor and Catalina are supposed to be stepmother and stepdaughter, but neither seems to have any attraction to the other. On a more interesting note, notice the columns surrounding the tennis courts? You might recognize them from Marty Zion's "Illumination." How weird is it that this house has been used to shoot porn for over a decade?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 4, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Taylor St. Claire, TT Boy, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Outdoor, Rimjob, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Tom Byron
Full DVD Review: Lord Of Asses #06
There are pussies and then there are PUSSIES. Catalina is in firm possession of the latter. I don't know how she can be a porn star and take such pristine care of that beaver. It practically looks as though it's never been muscled around or seen the sharp side of a razor, despite being completely devoid of hair. On the other hand, her asshole has seen better days. Perhaps the condition is the secret to her success. I suspect that Catalina also does a lot of blow. That would explain the nasally tone of her voice, and why she lets guys piss in her mouth. Rest assured that if such an activity were to enter my sexual repertoire, I would hope to be on some sort of mood altering substance. Furthermore, Catalina yells out, "Make your cock feel good in my ass!" Nonsensical shit like that is a telltale sign of drug abuse.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 6, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Tom Byron, Extreme Associates, Directed By Tom Byron, Anal, Brunette, Rimjob, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Wildlife Production and Directed By Bobby Rinaldi
Full DVD Review: Wildlife Anal Contest 2002
Unless you have some urge to watch Catalina desperately try to sell herself enjoying shoving an anal toy up her ass, don't even bother with this. Well, there's also the comedy of Ron Jeremy's sincere effort to emcee such an absurd event. It reminds me of a high school sports banquet or a toddler talent show. Obviously, these people are heathen ass fuckers and not leotard-wearing overachievers. Though the display is not without entertainment value. Mark Ashley plays the role of drama queen when he calmly zips up with no fanfare and walks out on the scene. What the fuck is that about?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Mark Ashley, Wildlife Production, Directed By Bobby Rinaldi, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Reality, Rimjob, Toys
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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Wildlife Production and Directed By Bobby Rinaldi
Full DVD Review: Wildlife Anal Contest 2002
When you're shooting live and in front of an audience, everything doesn't always go according to plan. That's how Brett Rockman ends up involved in this whole ridiculous nonsense of ass play. Mark Ashley's loss is Brett's financial gain. Forget about the joy of ass fucking - that's effectively wiped out by forty or fifty sets of eyes bearing down on you, as you're expected to perform under pressure. Oh, and then there are the obligatory judges making commentary followed by the random rounds of applause. Even if Brett were a knowing alternate, I doubt he had any idea what he was getting himself into when he got the call. The result is some of the most robotic anal sex that you're ever likely to see in a porn movie. All emotion is completely ripped out of this thing. It might as well be a rodeo.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 26, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Brett Rockman, Wildlife Production, Directed By Bobby Rinaldi, Anal, Brunette, Reality, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Bud Lee
Full DVD Review: Filthy Little Whores #08
A DP scene with Dillion and Cheyne seems extremely ambitious for Catalina. But scanning back through ViceList, I can clearly see that she's been to one of these rodeos before. I wonder why it didn't register with me that she'd be a filthy, ATM ass slut? Maybe it's her quiet nature. Catalina isn't a showoff like Audrey or Tyla. She's not a nympho like Kelly Wells or a CFB like Shy Love. She's just one of those whores who saddles up and goes to work. While you can't sincerely fault a whore for something like that, it doesn't make her a superstar either. If you're simply tired of the same old faces getting reamed out and gaped, then here's a forgettable starlet to spice up your life.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 15, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Cheyne Collins, Dillion Day, Sin City Video, Directed By Bud Lee, Anal, Brunette, Double Penetration, Outdoor, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By Turd Ferguson
Full DVD Review: Young Muff #11
There are pigtails and then there are hair banners. Catalina's head flags look like the nonsense that you'd see parading around the blue carpet at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. "Next up in the whoring group, Catalina. She's an ethnic mutt who loves sniffing asses." As long as we're talking dogs, we might as well mention Valentino. He's a greyhound-looking motherfucker . . .an albino greyhound . . .a fucking ugly one. Hey, you never know what kind of breeds are going to find each other in the park. This is what happens when animals are left to their own devices. Catalina ends up head banging against a concrete wall - bent over a bondage horse with Valentino's dick in her ass. Take notice of the definition on those haunches!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Valentino, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By Turd Ferguson, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Teen
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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By David Luger
Full DVD Review: Adventures of Ass-hole Andy #03
If you're going to be a maid for Claudio, then you've pretty much given up on any sense of self-worth. Why not go all-in and appear in an adult movie? That's probably the rationale running through Catalina's head, as she comes around to David's proposal. Little does she know that he's an über-perv. His brand of POV love goes well beyond that of your garden-variety sexual deviant. Dr. Drew would have a field day with the shit that comes out of this dude's mouth. As it stands, David has a field day with the shit he puts into Catalina's. One might say that she overdoes it with the sexual theatrics. I don't know if his performance warrants the level of credit that her vocals imply. Nevertheless, he enjoys himself as always, and I get the impression that the day is not over for Catalina.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, David Luger, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By David Luger, Brunette, POV, Reality
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Porn Stars: Catalina
Produced by: Armageddon Entertainment and Directed By David Luger
Full DVD Review: Adventures of Ass-hole Andy #03
Still sticky from the load that David just dropped on her, Catalina gets right back to work on Claudio. After all, he IS the master of the house. Something tells me that she's definitely earning her wages today. The funny part is that she doesn't seem the least bit concerned. Catalina does scant more than go through the motions, as best she can anyway. Her eyes are all over the place, and her focus is certainly not on Claudio's dick inside her. I imagine this is what whores used to look like back in the Wild West days - distant and bored, waiting for the latest hairy, smelly dude to bust a loaf on them so they could get back to drinking. Catalina is essentially a cleaned up version of those petticoat-wearing pioneer sluts.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Claudio, Armageddon Entertainment, Directed By David Luger, Brunette, Reality
