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Porn Stars: Jenna Haze, Catalina
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #04
I've learned by now to ignore the pre-sex banter that goes on in these movies. It's never fulfilling and usually leaves me jaded by the time clothes do start coming off. So for this one featuring the very popular, Jenna Haze, and the slightly less downloaded, Catalina, I can't afford to risk listening to anything occurring before the first boob. That wouldn't give the girls a fair shot. I mean - it's not their fault that Stoney is a lousy director. Nor is it their fault that Dez and Brother Love are lower echelon stunt cocks. These whores try to do the best they're capable of with the dick provided. In this regard, it's a winner. Do yourself a favor and try to filter out the off-camera, manly voice. The gift of gab is not something possessed by those in the room carrying a "Y" chromosome.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Catalina, Jenna Haze, Brother Love, Dez, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Group, Money Shot, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: August Night, Alexis Malone
Produced by: Vertigo and Directed By Scott Fayner
Full DVD Review: Suck Start My Heart
I never realized how tall Alexis Malone is before seeing her next to August Night. Not that it matters - they're both the same height on their knees, right at dick level. The sheer sight of the two of them face to face with a cock in the middle should be enough to have any man rock hard, if not blowing a load immediately. However, for some reason, Brother Love just doesn't have any juice in his tank. By no fault of Alexis or August, this scene flops like his limp, dark dick.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 1, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alexis Malone, August Night, Brother Love, Vertigo, Directed By Scott Fayner, Blonde, Blowjob, Brunette, Outdoor, Threesome
