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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: Pimped By An Angel #01

I wouldn't have expected to find Briana Banks in a movie like this. But once in a while, we stumble across some forgotten gems of porn's prior decade. These are the ones that helped to establish the up and cummers as big money, contract whores. Speaking of big and money - take a gander at Briana's tits. They're so modified that they defy Newton's fundamental laws of physics. No amount of reverse cowgirl fucking can shake them loose. Do such thoughts enter a porn star's mind when having elective surgery? Has anyone said, "Doc, I want them to look perfect in doggiestyle and when I'm on my back. Any other position, they can sort of hang wherever."

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Chris Cannon, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Outdoor, Rimjob

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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Porno Chick

I always love to see realism in porn. For better or worse, that's what you get in this scene. It's an unbelievably accurate portrayal of what it's like to deal with porn whores. I mean - aside from Briana's lack of any sort of thespian talent, she's relatively adept at embodying the worst stereotypes of the SoCal working girl. Clearly, this doesn't apply as a blanket statement across the board, but I have seen this behavior played out on plenty of occasions. And you thought that fucking a drunken porn skank sounded like fun? Welcome to Johnny Thrust's own personal hell. Mine is a porno parody of "Weekend at Bernie's."

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Johnny Thrust, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature

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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Ass To Mouth

What happens when your loose cannon, Dave Hardman, dialogues you into a corner? Well, if you're a savvy director, that's when you pull the trigger, break the fourth wall and tell Briana Banks to look right into camera. One bat of the eyes, a cute smile from her, and the train is back on the tracks. Now this might sound somewhat strange, given everything that Briana has accomplished in her career and all the footage of her in our library. Nevertheless, this is my favorite Briana Banks scene to date. For starters, she's young and hungry, which always helps from a performance standpoint. But more importantly, Briana proves that she can work with Dave Hardman. It's one of the most difficult challenges for any whore, because he's so unpredictable. She calmly takes his antics in stride and does so with a smile. Perhaps Briana is far more talented than I have previously given her credit for.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 8, 2009
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Dave Hardman, Trevor Thompson, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Two On One

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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Maximum Xposure and Directed By Mysterio
Full DVD Review: Girls Like It Rough

In the long and tumultuous history of granny panties, they have only ever looked this good one other time: Elizabeth Banks in "Zack and Miri." Kevin Smith taught me that panties (even grossly oversized cotton ones) can be treasure troves of hotness. All it takes is the right girl wearing them. Briana Banks proves that point perfectly. She could be fitted with a loose assortment of burlap pieces, and it would still flatter her goddess-like figure. There isn't one scenario where she could not be considered hot. I say that with full confidence, having watched this performance. If a whore can give you a boner in a situation such as this, then she could sex up a senior citizen retirement home. You'll likely not find a more awkward attempt at a porn scene. And yet, Briana transcends it all to maintain her fuckability. Congratulations, you've now achieved an invincible level of sex appeal. We just need to work on her monotone dirty talk.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Brandon Iron, Maximum Xposure, Directed By Mysterio, Anal, Blonde, Outdoor, Rimjob

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Porn Stars: Briana Banks, Dominica Leoni
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Kelly The Coed #08

Nothing gets a couple of sorostitutes in the mood to fuck a group of horny frat guys like beer bongs. Don't mess up the carpet guys! First, the girls chug beer - then they chug cock. Thankfully, Jim limits Briana's lines in this scene to two. Any more and it would have taken her days to memorize the dialogue. She's much better when she can just lie back and take a cock in the ass. Adequately fueled by beer, the girls pair off with their respective gentlemen. Mark and Rick might be "virgins," but that doesn't stop them from busting their cherries properly. The rest of the guys help out in various ways like good brothers should. Jim and Johnny Packwood ("Bruno") even get in on the action, bringing beer bongs to the girls in the middle of their DP's. Something about that doesn't sit well with Briana. She looks like she's had too many already.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 4, 2008
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Dominica Leoni, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Mark Wood, Rick Masters, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Editor's Choice, Feature, Group, Red Head

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Porn Stars: Alysin Chaynes, Briana Banks
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Kelly The Coed #06

No. Please, no. For fuck's sake, NO!! Why is Briana Banks continually allowed to speak in any sort of capacity?! There should be a municipal authority assigned to clean up the garbage that comes out of her mouth. And yet, here I am again, completely entranced by her body. Son of a bitch! This chick is the reason why there is a constant struggle between dick and brain. Even her moans are delivered with the half-hearted conviction you find from a pastor preaching a sermon on Super Bowl Sunday, when his entire congregation is worshipping beer and chicken wings. That's precisely the mood that falls over the scene when Erik walks in and berates the girls. And just when they were starting to have fun with their toys, too.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 31, 2008
Rebel Tags: Alysin Chaynes, Briana Banks, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Blonde, Feature, Lesbian, Toys

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Porn Stars: Alysin Chaynes, Briana Banks
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Kelly The Coed #06

Oh, come on - you didn't think that Erik and the girls would leave you hanging, did you? This is a grand finale worthy scene, so it's only fitting that it comes at the end. The best part about it is that Briana keeps her fucking mouth shut, unless there is a cock in it. She's much easier to enjoy when she's not talking. The other nice thing to see is Erik working his stroke. He's come under fire recently in the adult industry for being way too hard on the girls. It seems that the dude packs too much heat, and the whores can't work for a few days following a shoot with him. That's a hell of a reason to be blacklisted. I thought having a big dick and fucking whores like a madman is what being a man whore is all about! Well, between Briana and Alysin, they split the workload. Hopefully, we'll see (not hear) both of them fucking again real soon.

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 31, 2008
Rebel Tags: Alysin Chaynes, Briana Banks, Erik Everhard, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature, Threesome

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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Kelly The Coed #05

Seriously, if Briana Banks had any less personality in this scene, the molecules of her body would merely disband, and she would seep right into the lounger cushion. The only movement she makes indicative that there is anything going on in her brain is flipping off an airplane. Yeah, that's the type of genius we're talking about here. She just lies in the chair like a paraplegic, probably because she is unable to move unless someone either tells her exactly what to do or moves her limbs for her. Alec's tonguing of her clit brings her to life a tiny bit, but it's still like pulling teeth to get her to do anything. If it weren't for the quality anal footage in this scene, I'd say go ahead and skip it, but then again, Briana has a fantastic body. Damnit! How does she always manage to squeeze a compliment out of me right at the end?! Fuck this bitch and her gorgeous body. Again! Shit!

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 14, 2008
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Alec Metro, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature, Outdoor, Rimjob

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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Coast to Coast and Directed By Stiv Gators
Full DVD Review: Squirting Illustrated #01

On occasion, I have been jealous of the fact that Briana Banks has staked out such a semi-lucrative career for herself, despite being one of the dumbest people I've ever seen on film. Apparently, all a girl needs to make it in this world is a set of big, fake tits and a good dye job. Then I remember, Briana is a whore. She has no say in the matter of what she wears or whom she fucks. Clearly, that is the case, because who in their right mind would fuck Dave Hardman while he's wearing such a ridiculous thing on his head? Not only that, but Briana has to cram a gusher's worth of water into her pussy just to simulate a squirt that she can't muster on her own. This is not her proudest moment by far. Is it bad that I am relishing in it?

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 25, 2008
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Dave Hardman, Coast to Coast, Directed By Stiv Gators, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Outdoor, Squirt

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Porn Stars: Briana Banks
Produced by: Sterling Pictures and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Slick: Fast And The Furious

So our story continues with Briana fully engulfed in this crazy world of latex sex and car theft. She's been fucking like it's her job up until this point, but there is no rest for the overlaid. Rafe is waiting by her first stolen car, and he didn't get all dressed up for nothing. As Briana approaches, she almost looks like a sudden breeze might knock her right over. Thankfully, she gets next to the vehicle and to her knees. That's where she feels most comfortable anyway. I imagine for many people, fucking in and on a Porsche is up there on their fantasy list. Fucking Briana Banks in the ass, while she's bent over a Porsche? Well, that's a load blower right there! (As long as she doesn't try to read dialogue or anything, of course.)

Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 21, 2008
Rebel Tags: Briana Banks, Rafe, Sterling Pictures, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Latex