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Porn Stars: Logan LaBrent
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Full DVD Review: La Femme Nikita Denise
I'd normally comment on the terrible acting in a scene like this one, but I watched an episode of "Leverage" last night. Suddenly, Herschel Savage's accent is ironically hilarious, regardless of a Jew shamelessly playing an Arab - but there's no need to bring that level of ethnic tension into this. Black and white people are where I draw the line. OK, I make fun of Mexicans, too. What does any of that have to do with Logan LaBrent? Diddlysquat, but how many times can you watch Brian Surewood's scurvied ass fuck a big-titted mega whore?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 20, 2010
Rebel Tags: Logan LaBrent, Brian Surewood, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Big Tits, Brunette, Feature, Toys
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Porn Stars: Tabitha Stevens
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Corkscrew
I say this a lot, but that doesn't make it any less relevant. The acting in this scene is fucking TERRIBLE. How hard is it to tell a simple story? How hard is it to stay in character? How hard is it to match emotion with the state that your character is in? The answer to all three questions is: It's NOT! Tabitha's wheelhouse is shaving a pussy with precision versus delivering compelling dialogue. If she practiced talking as much as lotioning and tanning her box, then Tabitha would be a contract star in no time. As it stands, the only skill that she's mastered is lying on her back and taking dick.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Tabitha Stevens, Brian Surewood, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Monti
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Corkscrew
What's the best way to bribe a couple of bumbling G-men? In a production this weak, the answer is to throw a hooker in the equation. They're bound to jump right into an anonymous double team with any piece of tail provided, even one who can't give the guys wood. Not that such a situation is anything new for Dave Hardman. He's used to working at half-mast. The dude hasn't had a stiff boner since the eighties. As for Monti, she's a random cock socket that likes to fuck. Her job is to service the dick and pretend to enjoy it. Neither of which she does exceptionally well.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 11, 2010
Rebel Tags: Monti, Brian Surewood, Dave Hardman, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Blonde, Feature, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Amber Wood, Jessica Jewel
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Luis Cypher
Full DVD Review: Fuck-U-Mentary #02
I've given Jessica Jewel a lot of grief in the past for being one of the dumbest whores ever. Perhaps I was overly harsh. Her pre-scene interview shows a much more personable side. Jessica's actually able to muster complete sentences and make a few jokes. It seems that her idiocy might be triggered when she's exposed to cock. Jessica enters a "zone" of dulled senses, which helps her to perform incredible butt fucking feats. Now if someone could explain to me how Amber Wood ended up with two assholes in her crack, then I'd be a happy camper.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Feb 3, 2010
Rebel Tags: Amber Wood, Jessica Jewel, Brian Surewood, Mark Wood, Extreme Associates, Directed By Luis Cypher, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Group, Reality
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Porn Stars: Missy Monroe
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: 3 Holers
Talk about high quality. The camera guy didn't bother to fully clean the lens before shooting. That's not pixilation obscuring Missy's eye - it's more like some leftover spunk from the last scene. Luckily, Missy has an entertaining story to distract us until it's time to get naked. Once that happens, you'll probably forgive the annoying, blurry spot right in the middle of every shot. I'm used to it with Missy's history of vaginal explosions. She has a tendency to squirt wildly, which often leads to a dirty camera. Ironically enough, Missy never erupts. The P.A. must have skimped on the water for this shoot.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 15, 2010
Rebel Tags: Missy Monroe, Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Double Penetration, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Tabitha Stevens
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: One Way Ticket
In case you were wondering how old this movie is, check out Brian Surewood! He hasn't yet sunk down the evolutionary ladder into pirate status. You can't help but feel bad for a guy like that. Brian's increasing baldness and all those drugs led him to believe that he looked good as an aging, hippie swashbuckler. What a shame. His decline is almost as sad as Tabitha's hair. Didn't Kim Basinger rock that style in the first Batman? I remember thinking, "Why would Bruce Wayne be attracted to such a train wreck?" Probably for the same reason that Brian and Kyle decide to tag team her. For my part though, this abomination comes to a merciful close.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Tabitha Stevens, Brian Surewood, Kyle Stone, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Ryan Conner
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By David Aaron Clark
Full DVD Review: Pornocide: In The Company Of Whores
It took me a minute or two to get my feet under me with this scene. It's unlike anything else that I've reviewed in our library. Sure, we have reality and representations of altered porno reality, but this is far kinkier. We also have kink and lots of kink, but this is far more residential. You won't find the showmanship that goes into most fetish titles. This is raw, domestic footage and slightly edited only to keep pace. It's surprising to see a Vivid chick in Ryan Conner, but I suspect that this was the beginning of her downward spiral. Nonetheless, David would be happy to hear me say: We're all whores deep inside - we just wear different make-up. Sometimes we even wear masks like Brian Surewood.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Ryan Conner, Brian Surewood, Heatwave, Directed By David Aaron Clark, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Kink, Reality
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Porn Stars: Alliyah Yi
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By David Aaron Clark
Full DVD Review: Pornocide: In The Company Of Whores
This footage contains far more reality and far less weed talk. Look, dude, I don't care if you smoke. I don't even care if you smoke on-camera as a "fuck you" to the man. But I have no desire to cue up a porn video and listen to you wax intellectual about religion in your pretentious L.A. tone. Not everything is art, and this is supposed to be sexy - so let's get to the sex. Thankfully, the opening sequences are focused around Alliyah Yi. She is a gorgeous specimen of femininity and a kind human being. What makes me say that? She gives David a blowjob mid-scene. He's not exactly what one would call an "Adonis." His cock is so small that it would make Ken Jeong proud to have exposed himself in "The Hangover." I've never been happier to see Brian Surewood grab the reins.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alliyah Yi, Brian Surewood, David Aaron Clark, Heatwave, Directed By David Aaron Clark, Asian, Blowjob, Editor's Choice, Interracial, Reality
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Porn Stars: Hennessey, Mercedes
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By David Aaron Clark
Full DVD Review: Pornocide: In The Company Of Whores
How far have you sunk when you have to get a couple of streetwalkers high just to suck your dick? I don't know - why don't you ask Brian or David. (Yes, I'm fully aware that neither of them can be asked.) There's no easy way to even say this: These bitches are beat. They're beyond beat. They look like someone has been feeding them a steady diet of ugly since they were born. Why would you pay money to have them come anywhere near your cock? Fucking A, Dave! This should be an anti-drug PSA.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Hennessey, Mercedes, Brian Surewood, David Aaron Clark, Heatwave, Directed By David Aaron Clark, Black, Blowjob, Group, Interracial, Reality
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Porn Stars: Kasorn Swan
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By David Aaron Clark
Full DVD Review: Pornocide: In The Company Of Whores
Raw and gritty on the living room floor, Kasorn Swan probably never dreamed that this is where her porn career would take her. Still, it's better than working in a hot and smelly Chinese restaurant or worse, a life back in Thailand. Instead, all Kasorn has to do is fend off the feeble advances of David and film an anal scene with Brian Surewood. For most women, I reckon that might be too much. But that's what keeps 99.9% of women out of porn. However, when a slut has a knack for compartmentalizing her emotions, turning off the voice in her head that screams, "He's gross! Don't fuck him" and blindly spreading her legs, it's amazing what despicable acts she can perform.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kasorn Swan, Brian Surewood, Heatwave, Directed By David Aaron Clark, Anal, Asian, Blonde, Interracial, Reality
