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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: Le Wood/NXT LeVL and Directed By Francesca Le
Full DVD Review: Cum Swallowing Whores #02
Brandi Lyons takes a much lazier approach to the blowbang than some of her co-whores. That's probably because she's high as fuck. Not to mention, sucking off her husband and his douchey friends for the 1000th time must be getting kinda old. Brandi knows that eventually this scene will come to an end. All she has to do is act sexy for fifteen minutes and let the guys handle most of the work. Brandi may not show a lot of heart, but it's a veteran move.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 22, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Johnny Thrust, Scott Lyons, Le Wood/NXT LeVL, Directed By Francesca Le, Blowjob, Brunette, GangBang, Outdoor, Small Tits
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Angela D'Angelo
Full DVD Review: Smokin' Hot Handjobs #03
Dude, how ironic is this?! Brandi Lyons throwing down a "mano y mano" handjob scene with future runaway boyfriend, Rick Masters. Apparently, all it took was one grasp and she was head over heels. Now Rick's not only getting handjobs on a daily basis, but these two are probably butt fucking their way across Mexico as we speak.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 10, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Rick Masters, Legend Video, Directed By Angela D'Angelo, Brunette, Handjob, Smoking
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Bridgette Kerkove
Full DVD Review: Audrey Hollander Is Built For Filth
You know what? Brandi Lyons doesn't look half bad with a dark tan. She normally rocks it pretty pale, but this light paints her up like a hillbilly, Banana Boat® model. It goes well with her red and black outfit. Now that's the kind of present you hope to find under the Christmas tree! Seems a waste to use it on hubby, Scott, and his semi-retarded cohort, Dave Hardman. These guys have fucked Brandi together countless times, including the random, off-camera Saturday nights when she's lounging around in sweats. We should be thankful that Brandi plays dress-up for our benefit. For many of you, if you wanted to fuck a woman in sweats, then you wouldn't be watching porn right now - you'd head straight to bed.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 6, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Dave Hardman, Scott Lyons, 1st Strike, Directed By Bridgette Kerkove, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Gaper, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #01
Good lord! How many times have we seen these three fuck? You would think that the porn industry as a whole would be running out of contexts for Dave and Scott to tag team Scott's wife. But apparently, Brandi is easier to double team than Terrell Owens. We're talking about a ten-year stretch. Take a look at Scotty's hair! Never mind the fact that this is during the period when Brandi still wanted to fuck him. I find it hard to believe that Scott and Brandi did the majority of their marital fucking one-on-one. Given the frequency that she's been stuffed by two or more dudes with Scott personally in the mix, I wouldn't be surprised if the ratio laid far in favor of shared tag teams.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 4, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Dave Hardman, Scott Lyons, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Gaper, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Searching For The Anal Queen #02
I think it's hilarious how Kangpin cuts off Scotty Lyons mid-sentence and inserts a tease portion of Brandi stripping down. It once again goes to show that no one wants to listen to Scott talk - not just his wife. Had they let it continue to run, the look of disappointment on her face would have become too blatantly obvious. This is where you start to feel the wheels falling off Brandi's relationship with Scott. There's a contempt for him in everything she does. A lot of you might be thinking that he should count himself lucky, still getting blowjobs from a wife who is almost thoroughly over him. That's because you don't get blowjobs from wives who actually love you! You be the judge, but I'd rather not fuck my wife in the ass . . .ever . . .than have her tell me to not let her butthole close around an enormous plug because she "wants to stay loose."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Oct 28, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Scott Lyons, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Cream Pie, Gaper, Small Tits, Toys
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Corey Jordan
Full DVD Review: Butts 2 Nuts #04
Brandi is also sporting a few ruffles along with a killer bed to fuck on. Married couples are a lock to get the best rooms. Whether you're on a ski trip or jockeying for porn sets, the rings always take it. Oh, did I mention the familiarity of her cock for the day? It's her husband, Scott. Well, he was her husband at one point, before she decided to run off with Rick "stoned since grade school" Masters. It once again goes to show - you can give the white trash hooker some money, but she'll still make white trash hooker decisions. What do you expect when the occupation that you're both in requires you to give the mother of your children a gaping asshole and then feed her shit cock?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Scott Lyons, No Boundaries, Directed By Corey Jordan, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Gaper
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: No Boundaries and Directed By Skeeter Kerkove
Full DVD Review: Anal Supremacy #03
I haven't read any specific studies to back up my theory, but I submit that white trash people have a lot more sex than their financially superior counterparts. Think about it. While the middle and upper class are off at work, traveling, playing golf, etc., etc., - these minimum wage bastards are seeking pleasure wherever they can find it. Oftentimes, that results in drug addiction as well, but what do drugs usually lead to? SEX! You never see rich people on Jerry Springer caught in some love web between two brothers, a cousin and a waitress that they met at Cracker Barrel®. You'll also never catch degenerates like Brandi and Scott Lyons and Dave Hardman delivering corporate leadership lectures during Napa Valley offsite retreats.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Sep 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Dave Hardman, Scott Lyons, No Boundaries, Directed By Skeeter Kerkove, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Gaper, Small Tits, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: 1st Strike and Directed By Richard Monfort
Full DVD Review: Motorcross DP
When a girl gets to the point where she's DP'ing herself with toys to masturbate, she's crossed into a new realm of nymphoness. Let's call it, "psychotic." Scotty Lyons would call it true love. After all, this motobitch is his former wife and mother of his children, Brandi Lyons. They've appeared in enough DP's and gangbangs together that I wonder if he even holds first place for how many times he's fucked her? Brett Rockman is certainly up there as well, along with a lecherous stoner who shall remain nameless for now. Well, chalk another one up for Scotty and Brett with this scene. Brandi wants her bike done, damnit. And if she has to get double stuffed by the mechanics to do it, then that's the price she'll pay. Lucky for all involved that a quad happens to be sitting around, because coordination like this would be dangerously unstable on a two-wheel.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Brett Rockman, Scott Lyons, 1st Strike, Directed By Richard Monfort, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Small Tits, Toys, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: Sinful Pleasures and Directed By JAG
Full DVD Review: Double Dicked
When I saw this matchup before even hitting "Play," I literally laughed until my face hurt. When's the last time Schwartzenpecker did a legit scene that wasn't a blowbang? Probably the last time Brandi Lyons had any self-esteem. This is like the type of vile gangbang that most girls would dread finding themselves in the middle of. You've got Old Man Fontana at one end, creepy Arnold at the other, and the only safety blanket for Brandi is her freak show cock-sized husband, Scott. And yet, they still hold the whole menagerie together better than the previous three scenes. That could be due to a number of reasons, not the least of which being the likelihood that these guys hang out in their spare time. They're all degenerate enough that I wouldn't put it past them.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rod Fontana, Scott Lyons, Sinful Pleasures, Directed By JAG, Anal, Brunette, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, GangBang, Gaper, Small Tits
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Porn Stars: Brandi Lyons
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Mr. Pete
Full DVD Review: Mr. Pete's POV Perversions
The key to selling anything in life is making a good first impression - a "Wow factor," if you will. In porn, that can come from the hotness of the girl, the beauty of the location or from a giant gaped open asshole. Being that Brandi is good-looking but not overly attractive and the location they're shooting in is a backyard, which one do you think is first to score the "Wow" from the audience? You could chip golf balls into that fucking cavern! What's weird is that Brandi and Pete have this strange sort of chemistry going when they're fucking like regular folks. But as soon as he puts it in her ass, the dynamic of everything changes. Brandi turns into a mega-whore. Her eyes roll back in her head, and her body seems to go on autopilot. Maybe that's a coping technique in order to withstand this insane level of gapage. Don't worry - she comes back to reality just in time for the three-guy bukkake.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 25, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brandi Lyons, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Mr. Pete, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Mr. Pete, Anal, Brunette, Gaper, Outdoor, POV, Small Tits, Toys