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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Dude, American Hardcore is legit. This studio has pumped out some serious winners over the past few months. They also seem to grab young looking girls who know how to fuck well beyond their years. The energy level is always high, and they're not afraid to let the pairings go wild with the dirty talk. Less direction, more chemistry. That's the recipe for successful porn in the current marketplace. Decreased sales volumes have caused production values to go down the shitter. Gonzo is a much larger portion of what's being pumped out these days. So how does one separate from the pack? There's never been a substitute for strong chemistry and original, filthy verbiage.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe
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Porn Stars: Estelle
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Slut Machines
She sure wouldn't be my first choice at a party, but Estelle reeks of a capable slut machine. When this girl walks in, you know immediately that she will have at least one dick in her by the end of the night. Some chicks are born with that "I fuck" face. Hopefully, Estelle has developed hers in recent years. I'd hate to think that her parents endured the embarrassment of having friends over to see their bouncing baby girl, only for them to leave saying, "Did you see the face on that kid? Yeah! Total 'I fuck!'" For those of you who can't grasp what I'm talking about, picture a look of satisfaction. Now add a cock to that smug grin, and you should have it. Throw in some cheap make-up, bad roots, fluorescent bikini and rhinestones, and welcome to a porn slut.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Estelle, Justin Magnum, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Blonde, Euro, Gagging
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Porn Stars: Christina Agave
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Slut Machines
For those of you who REALLY got into "The Bourne Identity," you'll probably cream your keyboard the second that you catch a glimpse of Christina Agave. She bears a striking resemblance to Franka Potente, Net Nerd Dream Girl 2002. (I don't know if that's a fictional contest or not. If it's not, it should be and I reserve copyrights. If it is, I'm not surprised.) This is awesome for "Bourne" fans, because the most nude that Franka ever gets on film is showing off her tats for PETA. Those dogooding bastards majorly stumbled onto something by equating human nakedness with animal rights. Why can't I come up with a cause that is cool for celebrities to strip down for? Most of these Hollywood media whores will pose for just about anything, as long as it is "artistic" (black & white) and "for a worthy cause" (masturbation?). Eh, all that takes too much time and effort. Instead, I suggest watching Christina get railed in this scene.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Christina Agave, Justin Magnum, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Gagging, Small Tits
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Porn Stars: Emma Red
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Slut Machines
Sorry, bro, but I wouldn't fuck Emma Red with a stolen dick. She looks like she crawled out of a subway tunnel - yet another teenage runaway gone from squatting to whoring. Who knows how she ended up in the porn industry? Maybe she needs money to get to Burning Man, so she can sell her poorly crafted, unoriginal jewelry pieces to acid-tripping New Age hippies for six pieces of copper and a bong hit. No doubt, sucking Van's cock is the most productive activity that this skank has done in months. She certainly hasn't bothered to keep her bush intact. That mofo is running amok, along with the rest of her hair. You know what I hate most about fucking hippies? The patchouli oil emanating from every pore. It's a smell that never goes away.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Emma Red, Van Damage, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Brunette, Hairy
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Porn Stars: Tia Ling
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Slut Machines
Tia Ling is the prototype for every new Asian whore that you're going to see in the next ten years. Tan and toned with a Costco® boob job, her only soft body part is her tongue. Everything else has been lifted, tucked, worked and hammered into a chiseled fuck machine. Whatever happened to pale skin, pursed lips and potbellies? Whores like Mika Tan are ancient history. This is the future, my friends. Oh well, Tia still takes it in the ass from white guys. That's a tradition Asian people have been upholding here in the United States since the days of Wyatt Earp, Deadwood and the Gold Rush.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Tia Ling, Van Damage, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Anal, Asian, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Joey Valentine
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Slut Machines
Out of all the girls in this title, Joey Valentine gets my vote for being the sexiest. She has incredible curves and knows how to work them. She also doesn't smack of L.A. street trash. (I'm still reeling from Emma Red.) So what if Joey is clearly a career whore? Just because she utilizes all the catchphrases doesn't make them any less enticing. Don't try to tell me that you could ever get tired of a chick professing her love of your cock. That's crazy talk! Joey sells it with so much conviction. She practically looks like she's going to cry. You usually have to pay extra for commitment like that.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Joey Valentine, Justin Magnum, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Blonde
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Slut Machines
A while back, I saw some BTS footage with Justin Magnum. He was talking about how he had exceptionally big loads that week. Obviously, it wasn't this week. Dude, where's my nut?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Cum Shot Loop
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Slut Machines
It's a safe bet that if your girlfriend loves the taste of cum at age 14, then she's destined to be a slut. She may not necessarily slip into a career of whoredom, but she'll definitely take lots of cocks during her lifetime.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
At first, I wasn't sure if I had indeed picked up a big tit movie. Hillary Scott? When did she become a player in the chesty division? Turns out, even augmented, she's working with the smallest rack of the group. The tits just keep on coming as this one rolls on. Some are natural like Gianna Michaels'. Some are udderly fake like Davia Ardell's. Pick your poison is what I say. There's nothing wrong with either. It's all a question of personal preference. If you're the type of guy who digs a hollow slapping sound when tapping a cock against a boob, then by all means, go for the fakies. Those of us who are purists will likely appreciate the subtle floppage that comes with a god-given mammary. It's not the nature of the breast that matters - it's how huge a load you blow on it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord
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Porn Stars: Hillary Scott
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By David Lord
Full DVD Review: Titty Babies
Look at who grownsed up and got herself a big set of store bought titties! It's Hillary Scott. She's never been a girl known for her busty assets, but a couple heavy bags of silicone can definitely change that. If you're in the market for a pair of your own, find out the name of her surgeon. He does fantastic work. Go ask Alec Metro. He can't seem to get enough of those C-cups. They're the last piece of the puzzle for Hillary. She's always had a perky and durable ass, a cute face and a tight pussy. Now with the tits in her arsenal, the sky is the limit for the best little cock choker in SoCal. But that opinion is also dictated by taste. If you prefer your cock to be bitten and not sucked, then Hillary is the dyke for you. Don't blame a lack of experience or the size of Alec's dick. She knows exactly what she's doing. Note to self: don't piss off a porn whore when she's on the brink of orgasm. Teeth marks are the least of your worries.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hillary Scott, Alec Metro, American Hardcore, Directed By David Lord, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Rimjob